Friday, February 4, 2011

Story One - Unformatted

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  Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:26:30 No.298038XXX 
Rules are, whoever answers first to anything I will write the next line and then provide options.

You wake up in the morning and look down at your body. You are a:

A. Beautiful teenage girl; or
B. Mid-twenties guy.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:28:05 No.298038XXX
And by the way, depending on your responses I can write you an awesome adventure :P
>>            Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:28:11 No.298038XXX
A damn it A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:29:39 No.298038XXX
You roll out of bed and look in the mirror. You have small, pert breasts and a beautiful shaved pussy. You have long, brown hair and you are only about five foot four. You are excited to go out and face the day. You look in the mirror and want to decide what to wear.

A. You put on a short skirt and a shirt that says SLUT in big red letters.

B. You wear a conservative, flower-print dress that leaves a lot to the imagination.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:30:00 No.298038XXX
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>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:31:17 No.298038XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:32:46 No.298038XXX
You pull on your conservative flower-print dress, but skip the underwear, and then head downstairs to have some breakfast. You have a quick bite and then run for the bus. When you get on the bus you look around and consider your seating options.

A. Sit down beside another girl from your class, who is looking nice and tasty today in a see-through blouse that shows off her large breasts.

B. Sit at the back of the bus with the bad boys.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:33:51 No.298038XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:33:53 No.298038XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:34:07 No.298039XXX
>>298038523

The level of faggotry depends on the story.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:35:36 No.298039XXX
You go to sit down at the back of the bus, sitting beside Dave and Jim. They seem surprised that you are sitting there. "Hey, umm, what the fuck are you doing sitting beside us?" Dave asks you, looking down at you. He sees your soft, smooth legs below the hem of your dress and how sweet and innocent you look and he can barely contain his eyes as they bulge out of the sockets.

A. "I came back here to see if I could get some action. What did you think?"

B. "Ummm, I just thought I would sit here for today... I dunno."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:36:03 No.298039XXX
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A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:37:11 No.298039XXX
>>298039249

YOU FOOL
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:37:46 No.298039XXX
Dave's eyes bulge out of his head at your response. "You came back here for some action? Well fuck, little girl, I think we can definitely oblige that." Dave and Jim nod to the rest of the guys at the back of the bus, and they calmly stand, so that you are shielded from the view of the bus driver. Dave immediately whips out his cock, which is already starting to harden, and nods at you. You drop to your knees and grip the shaft in your hand and begin jerking it. Jim also whips out his cock and presents it to you.

A. "No baby, it's one at a time."

B. "I would just love to suck on both of your thick cocks, boys."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:38:23 No.298039XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:39:06 No.298039XXX
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>>298039521
Awww maaan, she should do it like OP
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:39:55 No.298039XXX
Jim looks a little bit pissed, but he stands there patiently as you suck Dave's cock into your mouth. You begin to bob your head up and down on Dave's cock, sliding it deep into your mouth and swirling your tongue around the head each time. Dave grabs the back of your hair and begins thrusting his cock down your throat, almost making you choke. He begins to increase the rate of his thrusting and you can tell that he is going to cum soon. You pull his cock out of your mouth.

A. "Cum all over my face, baby!"

B. "Let me swallow that big load!"
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:40:43 No.298039XXX
>>298039705
A A A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:41:00 No.298039XXX
C: direct his load into jims face, and run off the bus naked
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:41:38 No.298039XXX
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>>298039845
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:42:14 No.298039XXX
Dave obliges, and he begins spraying his cum all over your face. Some of it gets in your eye, and the rest gets all over your cheek and in your mouth. It dribbles down your face in big globs, some of it dripping down onto your dress. You look up at him in surprise at the massive load that is all over you, but you have a big smile on your face. Just as he is wiping the last drops off onto your face, the bus stops and you have arrived at school.

A. Get off the bus without cleaning up.

B. Wipe yourself off before going to class.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:42:27 No.298040XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:42:52 No.298040XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:43:10 No.298040XXX
A.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:43:13 No.298040XXX
So everybody that's chosen the sexual parts of the story are automatically gay?

Captcha: bownes her!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:44:02 No.298040XXX
With cum still dripping down your face and onto your dress, you proudly walk off the bus in front of everyone else. Everyone looks at you in shock, including the bus driver, who cannot believe that someone got a massive facial on his bus without him knowing. As you step off into the light, the eyes of the entire school are on you as cum drips down your face and onto your dress. You look around and consider what to do next.

A. Find the nearest guy and girl couple and drag them into the washroom.

B. Go to class like this.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:44:27 No.298040XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:44:28 No.298040XXX
B.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:44:36 No.298040XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:44:45 No.298040XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:45:02 No.298040XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:46:12 No.298040XXX
As you walk down the hallways, cum dripping down your face and onto your dress, exposing your breasts as your dress becomes see-through, the eyes of all of the students are on you. Teachers in the hallway stop and stare, but none of them say a thing as they can't believe their eyes. You walk into your first period English class and sit down at your desk in the front row and look up, bright-eyed (although with some smeared mascara) and say, "Hello, teacher!"

"What the hell is going on?" he responds.

A. "I'm here to make your day a bit brighter, teacher."

B. "Someone raped me on the way here, sir!"

  Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:46:52 No.298040XXX
B!!!!!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:47:02 No.298040XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:47:08 No.298040XXX
B for the love of god!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:47:24 No.298040XXX
b. b. b.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:48:35 No.298040XXX
"Oh my god, you were raped?!"

"Yes, sir, I sat at the back of the bus and these two boys had their friends cover me up and then they took their cocks out, and they shoved them in my face, and they made me suck them and they threatened to beat me if I didn't. And when it was all over one of them shot his big nasty load of cum all over my face, sir!"

"My god," he responds, "we have to find them!"

A. Direct him to Jim and Dave.

B. Run away to hide in the bathroom.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:49:13 No.298040XXX
A. Direct him to Jim and Dave.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:49:16 No.298040XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:49:39 No.298040XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:50:19 No.298040XXX
This story is fucked up.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:51:34 No.298041XXX
commenthttp://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html
/thread
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:51:40 No.298041XXX
You lead your teacher by the hand (he takes your hand despite the cum on it) down the hallway to the classroom where you know Dave and Jim are located. People look amazed in the hall at you, cum dripping down your face, leading your teacher down the hallway. On the way there, Mr. Slander pulls his phone out and phones the principal and tells him to get the police and building security. You indicate to Mr. Slander that this is the room, and he opens the door to the classroom for you. You step inside, your face disheveled, and immediately point at Dave and Jim and then begin to cry.

They look at each other and each state immediately, "Oh fuck!"

The security arrive right behind you and they immediately grab Dave and Jim.

A. Run up as Dave and Jim are cuffed and punch them in the face.

B. Give Mr. Slander a big, gigantic, cum-covered hug.

  Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:22 No.298041XXX
/b/
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:31 No.298041XXX
C: Start masturbating right there
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:31 No.298041XXX
A!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:33 No.298041XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:40 No.298041XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:41 No.298041XXX
The story is what /b made of it. It could have been a nice, lesbian outing, but no, we are here chasing down criminals while covered in jizz...
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:52:50 No.298041XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:53:15 No.298041XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:53:22 No.298041XXX
B!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:54:15 No.298041XXX
You give Mr. Slander a big, cum-covered hug as Dave and Jim are dragged out of the room. "But we didn't do it," they are screaming as they are pulled away, but of course no one believes them. Everyone believes the pretty, conservative looking girl in the flower-print dress.

Mr. Slander holds your hand and brings you back to his office where he sits you down.

"Okay, you are going to have to tell me what happened now."

A. Tell him that you can't talk about it and you need to go see the nurse.

B. Tell him that you would rather show him.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:54:50 No.298041XXX
A~
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:54:52 No.298041XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:55:10 No.298041XXX
C. Ask him to re-enact it with you.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:55:46 No.298041XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:56:08 No.298041XXX
"Sir, I just really can't talk about it right now. Would you please take me to see the nurse?"

He takes you again by your slimy hand and you follow him down the hallway to the nurse's office. He opens the door for you and directs you inside. The nurse, an attractive, thirty-something redhead, looks at you with surprise as you enter. You have been fake crying and your tears and blending into the cum now.

A. Ask Mr. Slander to stay with you.

B. Ask Mr. Slander to leave so you can have some female to female time with the nurse.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:56:40 No.298041XXX
B!!!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:56:49 No.298041XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:57:11 No.298041XXX
A get
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:58:09 No.298041XXX
This isnt choosing your story, OP is doing it for you.

facepalm.jpg

hijack this shit thread
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:58:35 No.298041XXX
Mr. Slander, now dripping slightly from the experience, seems reluctant but steps out of the room and closes the door. You immediately look at the nurse, who quickly says, "Oh, you poor thing," and moves in to hug you.

You respond first by hugging her, and then you slid your hands further down her back until they reach her ass. You move your slimy face up to hers and let your lips touch her. She is shocked, but responds by kissing you back, letting your tongues come together around the cum.

A. Grab her face and push it down to your wet, pantyless pussy.

B. Turn her around and start taking her clothes off.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:59:17 No.298041XXX
/b/ /b/ /b/
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:59:19 No.298041XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)06:59:38 No.298042XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:00:01 No.298042XXX
>>298041974
YOU SONOFABITCH
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:00:58 No.298042XXX
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>mfw OP makes the story sexual and not hilarious again despite my best efforts
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:01:00 No.298042XXX
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did this guy post yesterday?
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:01:09 No.298042XXX
You grab the nurse and push her up against the wall and begin tearing at her clothing. You tear down her blouse and then pull her bra off her large breasts, which tumble out. You immediately lock your lips onto her nipple and begin sucking on it, causing her to throw back her head and moan in pleasure. You slide your hand down under her skirt, pull her panties aside, and begin to finger her pussy. She moans loudly.

You hear a knock on the door, and Mr. Slander calls out, "Are you alright in there?"

A. "Go away, we are having alone time!"

B. "Come on in and help me feel better!"
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:01:17 No.298042XXX
inb4 bel-air
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:01:33 No.298042XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:03:31 No.298042XXX
You hear Mr. Slander shuffle away in the hallway. You push the nurse's skirt up around her waist and bury your tongue in her pussy. You begin to lick and suck at her clit, causing her to moan and grab the back of your head and push it into her. You tongue her rapidly, causing her to begin moaning and screaming and grinding her pussy against you. You continue to lick her until you feel her orgasm, her thighs clenching your head tightly.

A. Ask her to return the favour.

B. Clean up and go to find some more fun elsewhere.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:03:50 No.298042XXX
B-
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:03:53 No.298042XXX
BEEEEEEEEE
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:04:03 No.298042XXX
>>298042236
mother fuck you...
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:04:06 No.298042XXX
BBBB. might as well accept we're all bifag here after the years of cawk thread desensitization
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:05:11 No.298042XXX
You leave the nurse shaking on the table, gently rubbing her pussy, then wipe off your face and walk out.

You head over to your locker, with people still looking at your now scummy-looking dress as you walk by. You would have expected the police to be trying to find you to take your statement, but you seem to have avoided it thus far.

You open up your locker to reveal:

A. Drugs and sex-toys.

B. Weapons.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:05:27 No.298042XXX
fucking B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:05:34 No.298042XXX
b for the love of god
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:05:49 No.298042XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:06:11 No.298042XXX
>>298042641
>wipe off your face

I did NOT agree to this
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:06:52 No.298042XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:07:15 No.298042XXX
You smile to yourself as you look at your assortment of weapons. Last night you were able to smuggle in your AR-15 from home and a machete, plus a few hundred rounds of ammunition and a tactical vest. You pull on the tactical vest and grab the AR-15. You pop in a mag, chamber the round, and then turn around to look down the hallway.

A. Go find Mr. Slander and thank him for his earlier generosity.

B. Go find Dave and Jim to thank them for giving you such a nice morning.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:07:48 No.298042XXX
>>298042849
BBBBBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:07:49 No.298042XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:07:59 No.298042XXX
aaaaaaa
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:08:13 No.298042XXX
This story went to wat so fast.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:08:35 No.298042XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:08:43 No.298043XXX
FUCKING /b/
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:09:21 No.298043XXX
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After this op make a new thread plz.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:09:43 No.298043XXX
You begin walking down the hall, your tac vest filled with full mags and a ton of boxes of ammunition. As people see you, they begin screaming and run for cover. Teachers immediately close the doors to the classroom as you walk by and you hear terrified children begin to cry. You walk towards the security office. No one tries to stop you.

You open the door to the security office, and sitting there are Jim, Dave, two police officers and the school's fat security guards.

A. "It's a Trap!" You shoot the police officers and the security guard.

B. You open up on Dave and Jim.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:09:58 No.298043XXX
>>298042849

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD B

ALSO, CAN WE DESECRATE THE CORPSES?
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:10:15 No.298043XXX
AAAAAA
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:10:15 No.298043XXX
>>298043120
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:10:39 No.298043XXX
A. "It's a Trap!" You shoot the police officers and the security guard.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:10:42 No.298043XXX
A

also, this is making increasing less sense.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:11:28 No.298043XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:11:32 No.298043XXX
You begin firing at Dave and Jim, who try to dive for cover. Dave is hit first, one round to the chest, another to the arm, and then one to the neck, before you turn the gun on Jim. He is already scrambling to get under a chair by the time you hit him, rounds smashing into his thigh and then another one going through his head. The police are stunned, but they begin to go for their weapons as they are sprayed with blood and gore.

A. Drop your weapon.

B. Gun them down!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:12:04 No.298043XXX
/b/
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>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:12:16 No.298043XXX
B. Gun them down!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:12:23 No.298043XXX
b of course
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:12:41 No.298043XXX
bbbbbbb
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:12:57 No.298043XXX
>>298043148
was meant for
>>298042849
not
>>298043120
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:13:03 No.298043XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:13:18 No.298043XXX
>>298043495

too late, lol.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:09 No.298043XXX
As the policemen are trying to draw their weapons you begin firing round after round into them. You hit each of them multiple times in the chest, knocking them back and onto the ground. Their vests are no match for full metal jacket rounds, and they go down in a pool of blood on the floor. For good measure, you give each of them a shot to the head. You drop the mag from your weapon and load in a new one. You turn to the fat security guard, who is huddling in the corner and whimpering.

A. "If you want to live, you're on my side now, bitch, and you're going to take those coppers' weapons and fight for me."

B. Fuck the lines, you just own him right then and there.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:33 No.298043XXX
A, sup
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:42 No.298043XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:42 No.298043XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:44 No.298043XXX
ther is some epic win going on in this thread. I hope to see more like this in the future of 4 chan.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:14:58 No.298043XXX
a a
>>               12/27/10(Mon)07:15:05 No.298043XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:15:26 No.298043XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:16:22 No.298043XXX
Dumbasses, this guy is afraid, he will turn on us at any second if it benefits him.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:16:31 No.298043XXX
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B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:16:35 No.298043XXX
The fat security guard looks at you with fear in his eyes and goes to grab the weapons from the police officers. He grabs their pistols and then looks up at you. "If you fuck with me or betray me, you went get any pussy, fatty," you tell him. He nods and tries to smile, but it just comes out as a grimace as a result of the fear.

"Alright boy, lead the way down the hallway." He goes out into the hall and then looks back at you for direction.

A. Time to find Mr. Slander.

B. Rampage time!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:16:41 No.298043XXX
nn nb
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:16:45 No.298043XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:17:15 No.298043XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:17:30 No.298043XXX
BBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:17:36 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:18:05 No.298044XXX
>>298043870
>>298043892
>"If you fuck with me or betray me, you went get any pussy, fatty,"
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:18:10 No.298044XXX
This went from a sex story to a fucking school shooting.

Fuck.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:09 No.298044XXX
"Your goal, Mr. Security Guard, is to fucking KILL everybody," you tell him. He looks back at you and nods.

A student looks out of the room to your right, and you immediately open up with your AR, catching the student in the eye and blowing them back into the classroom in a shower of brain and skull fragments. You hear screams from the classroom, and you direct the security guard in the door. As he enters, someone jumps at him, knocking the fat man over. The kid, a male, goes to hit the security guard in the face, but you shoot the kid in the back of the head, spraying the security guard with more gore. You laugh and turn to the rest of the room.

A. Kill everyone.

B. Only kill the guys.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:11 No.298044XXX
Mid 20's guy,

I want to have kids and live a normal life..

I am 16 and probably wont live long enough to
>>            Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:20 No.298044XXX
BBBBBBBBBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:27 No.298044XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:34 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:38 No.298044XXX
bbbbb
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:19:54 No.298044XXX
4chan's power-fantasies ftw
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:20:19 No.298044XXX
>>298044065

well, this IS still 4chan /b/.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:20:22 No.298044XXX
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im laughing so hard right now
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:20:28 No.298044XXX
>>298044189

Motherfucker
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:20:40 No.298044XXX
this better get back to the sex.

also, A.
>>             Kolonel 187 12/27/10(Mon)07:21:20 No.298044XXX
>>298044170

If you are the OP of this thread, then i am sure you will find a nice man in youre live :)
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:21:45 No.298044XXX
"All right you misogynistic fucks," you shout, "line the fuck up at the front of the room." The boys slowly file forward to the front of the room and line up. There are 15 of them standing there, with the girls whimpering in the back of the room. "This is your lucky day," you say and begin to turn back to the women as you see their faces brighten.

"It's going to be quick!" You open up on them, as does the security guard, emptying round after round into them as they stand against the chalkboard until you have spent two mags and are panting. The room is covered in blood and gore.

A. Recruit the women to follow you in your battle.

B. Try to escape with security dude.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:15 No.298044XXX
A. Recruit the women to follow you in your battle.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:18 No.298044XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:22 No.298044XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:26 No.298044XXX
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:27 No.298044XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:32 No.298044XXX
BBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:35 No.298044XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:39 No.298044XXX
a sounds more retarded. so A.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:22:47 No.298044XXX
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:23:19 No.298044XXX
A!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:23:29 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:23:35 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:23:59 No.298044XXX
"Grab what you can, women, it's time to get into the fight. These men were all against us! I caught the police officers raping someone in the back room, and I KNOW that all the fucking boys in the school were in on it! Now who's with me?"

Despite your rousing speech, most of the women just look at you with shock on their faces as you stand in front of them, posing like an amazon princess covered in blood and guts.

A. Try persuasion at the barrel of a gun.

B. Fuck it, just move on to the next room.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:09 No.298044XXX
When's this shit gonna end anyway?

B, just incase.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:12 No.298044XXX
>>298044490
I'm hearing Ride of the Valkyries in my head.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:20 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:20 No.298044XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:49 No.298044XXX
>>298044684

lol. b.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:50 No.298044XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:24:55 No.298044XXX
>>298044702

HAH.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:25:20 No.298044XXX
All the women begin to converge on you, swarming you and the police officer. You get scared and say YOU'RE MOVIN TO YOU AUNTY AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR.


A: You mad

B: You real mad
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:25:21 No.298044XXX
>bus sex
to
>Femenist school shooting

stay classy /b/
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:08 No.298044XXX
>>298044822

C. YOU FUCKING PISSED

D. Nice Dubs
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:13 No.298044XXX
Giving up on the poor, huddling mass of women, you decide to move on. As you step out of the room, you hear sirens as the police have obviously arrived to surround the building. You look at the security guard and smile.

A. "You're going to look very good dead with my AR on your chest after I kill those witnesses back there."

B. "Let's make a run for it, fat man."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:23 No.298044XXX
>>298044822
there it is. also nice dubs, faggot
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:30 No.298044XXX
>>298044822
Clearly not OP
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:30 No.298044XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:36 No.298044XXX
>>298044822
Saw it coming, predictable.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:26:40 No.298044XXX
B. "Let's make a run for it, fat man."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:27:07 No.298044XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:27:10 No.298045XXX
>>298044896
C: Invoke Zalgo
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:27:44 No.298045XXX
>>298044932

:D+<
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:28:08 No.298045XXX
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>B. "Let's make a run for it, fat man."
>Let's make a run for it, fat man
>fat man
>you are Stewie Griffin
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:29:17 No.298045XXX
The security guard's eyes widen as you hit him in the chest with two rounds and he drops to the floor. You snicker, then turn back to the room full of women and walk towards them. You fire as you walk, hitting them almost randomly and without care as they drop to the floor. One of them rushes at you but you butt-stroke her in the face and then pump a round into her skull. Once they are all dead you walk back out to the security guard, bleeding out on the ground. You take off your vest and wrap it around his body. You drop the AR beside him, then grab one of his guns. "I'm going to tell them that I shot you with this pistol. I know they'll realize later you were hit with the AR, but by that time I will be away." You hear him whimper, and then he's silent as you fire a shot through his eye.

You drop the gun and run out the front door, covered in blood.

A. Run up to the police man and tell him the gunman is dead.

B. Just run away screaming.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:29:46 No.298045XXX
B. Just run away screaming.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:30:16 No.298045XXX
bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:31:05 No.298045XXX
where the fuck are you gettign this story?
do want moar stories like this
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:31:11 No.298045XXX
posting in win thread
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:31:17 No.298045XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:31:32 No.298045XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:31:52 No.298045XXX
You run screaming from the building, covered in blood. You run through the SWAT lines and right into the arms of a paramedic, who quickly grabs you with a blanket and pulls you into an ambulance. "Are you hurt, dear?"

A police officer comes up beside her, "You have to tell me what the fuck is going on in there!" he shouts at you.

"Please, I'm hurt, I'm hurt."

The paramedic closes the door on the police officer and signals to the driver to drive away.

A. Ask the paramedic if there is anything you can do to thank him.

B. Jump the paramedic in the hopes that you can jack the ambulance.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:09 No.298045XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:14 No.298045XXX
BBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:18 No.298045XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:19 No.298045XXX
A. Ask the paramedic if there is anything you can do to thank him.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:27 No.298045XXX
op do more of these stories please!!!!
we need this on /b/!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:33 No.298045XXX
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Nice thread bumping to prevent le 404
Also check my dubs
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:37 No.298045XXX
I am not "getting this" from anywhere. I am writing it as we go.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:32:53 No.298045XXX
start fucking the paramedic
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:33:26 No.298045XXX
>>298045557

so close to quads nigger
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:33:45 No.298045XXX
B! and also no dubs for you, almost quads though >>298045557
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:33:47 No.298045XXX
>>298045566
you are an amazing person, you should get paid to write these... i FUCKING HATE reading. But i want SO MUCH MOAR
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:33:55 No.298045XXX
/b/ needs more threads like this
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:34:30 No.298045XXX
As the paramedic looks down to examine you, you grab his face and smash his head into the side of the ambulance. He drops to the ground out. The driver looks back into the ambulance, "What the fuck is going on?" he shouts, but by that time you are on him with a syringe, jamming it in and out of his neck. He begins driving wildly until he slams into the car in front of him, throwing you both up against the dashboard, where he begins bleeding out from multiple puncture wounds.

A. Try to get into the car in front of you.

B. Kick him out of the ambulance and drive off.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:34:51 No.298045XXX
BBBBBBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:34:57 No.298045XXX
A. Try to get into the car in front of you.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:35:10 No.298045XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:35:41 No.298045XXX
start fucking somebody!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:12 No.298045XXX
>>298045897
>>298045810
start fucking the car in front of you
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:20 No.298045XXX
>>298045897
NEVAR!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:27 No.298045XXX
You open the driver-side door, kick the dying driver out, and then jump into the driver seat. You back away from the car in front of you and then speed off, the sirens still on full blast.

"Shit," you think to yourself, "there's a lot of bodies behind me. Now what the fuck do I do?"

A. Head for home in the hopes no one will know it was actually you who did this.

B. Head for the airport. Maybe you can jack a plane and make it out of the country.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:45 No.298046XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:54 No.298046XXX
>>298045763
this better turn into GTA style ambulance missions
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:36:57 No.298046XXX
asa
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:37:00 No.298046XXX
A. Head for home in the hopes no one will know it was actually you who did this.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:37:12 No.298046XXX
needs more options.
Not just having sex with people or killing them.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:37:30 No.298046XXX
C.. go to airport and stick a plane in your pooper
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:37:30 No.298046XXX
>>298046018

LOL
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:37:47 No.298046XXX
everyone here is B. so shut the fuck up, choose A and go suck random cocks in your local bar, pub or club.
>>               12/27/10(Mon)07:37:58 No.298046XXX
>>298046018
>>298045983
how the fuck does a teenage girl know how to fly an airliner?
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:38:07 No.298046XXX
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>>298046063
but those are the best options
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:38:08 No.298046XXX
>>298046063
this is why you are not writing the fucking story amiright? now stfu or gtfo
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:38:11 No.298046XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:38:30 No.298046XXX
>>298046063
I like sex with people
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:07 No.298046XXX
You begin speeding toward the airport. You hear on the CB that they have entered the building and found the gunman dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. You smile to yourself, but you know that won't last long. As you drive toward the airport you realize that you need some way to either get on a plane or take a plane. Taking a plane won't help much though given you can't fly unless you can get a pilot.

A. Head for the commercial shipping area to see if you can get both a pilot and a plane.

B. Try and jack a security guard and make it through onto a passenger flight.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:13 No.298046XXX
bump
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:21 No.298046XXX
>>298046191
Just put your head down for awhile
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:22 No.298046XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:22 No.298046XXX
V
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:28 No.298046XXX
A. Head for the commercial shipping area to see if you can get both a pilot and a plane.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:38 No.298046XXX
This thread is the reason the internet was invented.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:39 No.298046XXX
BBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:13 No.298046XXX
bump
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:21 No.298046XXX
>>298046191
Just put your head down for awhile
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:22 No.298046XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:22 No.298046XXX
V
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:28 No.298046XXX
A. Head for the commercial shipping area to see if you can get both a pilot and a plane.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:38 No.298046XXX
This thread is the reason the internet was invented.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:39 No.298046XXX
BBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:39:47 No.298046XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:40:18 No.298046XXX
>>298046273
SEXXX

fine, a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:40:20 No.298046XXX
>>298046308
i HIGHLY doubt that.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:41:22 No.298046XXX
C.. ask the tsa emplyee for a private screening, get molested, then kill her, hide body and take over her job... randomly picking kids out of the airport line to feel up.
>>298046250
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:41:39 No.298046XXX
>>298046384
nope, it's true. i checked.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:41:40 No.298046XXX
You conclude that a commercial flight is the best option. You head for the commercial area and turn off the lights on the ambulance. You pull into the first loading bay you see, where some workers are unloading some gear. You look in the back seat and the paramedic back there is beginning to come to. You hit him in the face, knocking him out again. At least he gave you a blanket.

You observe out the window until you see someone in a pilot's uniform walking into the building.

A. Follow, with a syringe, and threaten him with it once you get inside.

B. Follow and use your skills of persuasion and a sob story to get him to fly you out of there.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:41:50 No.298046XXX
>>298046308
This internet is the reason the thread was invented

there fixd
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:41:53 No.298046XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:42:15 No.298046XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:42:21 No.298046XXX
BBBB and fuck him
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:43:25 No.298046XXX
C.. fuck him, have him fly you to thailand, where you and him take turns fucking and getting fucked by ladyboys.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:43:36 No.298046XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:44:32 No.298046XXX
You grab a syringe and follow him into the building. You observe him walking towards an entrance to a private hanger. You run up behind him and suddenly you are on him, holding the syringe to his neck.

"Alright, motherfucker, we're going to take this nice and slow. This syringe is filled with an infectious fucking disease, and unless you fly me the fuck out of here, you're going to die. Now take me to your plane."

"But, I'm supposed to be flying a celebrity out of here in five minutes to Vegas..."

"Shut the fuck up, we're going to fly somewhere else instead."

A. "We're fucking going to Cuba, motherfucker."

B. "We're going to Russia."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:44:36 No.298046XXX
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:44:36 No.298046XXX
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>298046709
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:44:55 No.298046XXX
B. "We're going to Russia."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:45:08 No.298046XXX
B. "We're going to Russia."
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:45:09 No.298046XXX
BBB
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:45:40 No.298046XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:45:52 No.298046XXX
fuck cuba and russia. go to cambodia and fuck some child prostitutes.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:46:03 No.298047XXX
>>298046876
>>298046897
>>298046901

SUCCESS.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:47:03 No.298047XXX
You walk him out into the private hangar towards the jet. As you are approaching the jet, you see some servants loading some gear onto the plane. They look at you with fear in their eyes and begin to scream, and you are reminded that you are covered in blood and guts and holding a syringe to a pilot's neck.

"Get the fuck out of here!" you yell.

They begin to run. You push the pilot up the stairs and onto the plane. He grabs the stairs and pulls them back up. You look to your right as you enter and see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

A. Get in the front with the pilot.

B. Tell them that you need their help and you have to get you out of there because the terrible government is after you.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:47:20 No.298047XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:47:25 No.298047XXX
>>298046987
Naw, go russian and fuck the russian mafia
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:47:30 No.298047XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:47:34 No.298047XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:48:13 No.298047XXX
B. Tell them that you need their help and you have to get you out of there because the terrible government is after you.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:48:17 No.298047XXX
Where's C? Have a foursome !!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:48:19 No.298047XXX
A, B is derp.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:49:09 No.298047XXX
Brad and Angelina look shocked as you jump in the front of the plane with the pilot. "Start the engine, motherfucker," you tell him. "We have to get the fuck out of here fast."

He starts the engine and begins taxiing. "We have to wait until we are cleared for landing before we go," he tells you.

A. You tell him if he waits he dies, and we risk it.

B. You tell him that we'll wait and see if no one knows you are there.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:49:49 No.298047XXX
B went to far with brad pit and angelina

It's just retarded
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:49:49 No.298047XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:50:05 No.298047XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:50:08 No.298047XXX
B. You tell him that we'll wait and see if no one knows you are there.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:51:04 No.298047XXX
Homeland Security foiled by psychotic 16 year old.

Delicious.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:51:14 No.298047XXX
Where did the fucking go to? and it's getting more and more retarded....
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:51:28 No.298047XXX
>>298047510
lold
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:51:32 No.298047XXX
You tell him to wait and you will see what happens. You begin taxiing out onto the runway, and you hear the control tower tell him that it will be about a fifteen minute wait. You sit there, holding the syringe against his neck as you wait. "Does it normally take this long?" you ask him.

"Yeah, yeah, of course," he responds.

You are sitting there for about 10 minutes when you hear sirens. You look to your front and see police cars driving down the field toward you.

A. Tell him to take off right away.

B. Try to take the pilot hostage instead.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:52:24 No.298047XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:52:32 No.298047XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:52:36 No.298047XXX
obvious a is obvious
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:52:51 No.298047XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:52:57 No.298047XXX
A. Tell him to take off right away.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:53:56 No.298047XXX
"Take off right away!"

He looks at you. "No. I know you can't go anywhere without me, so I'm just not going to do it."

Following the trend of past decisions, you begin to stab him in the neck with the syringe. He tries to fight you, but you just keep stabbing at him in a fit of rage until he is motionless on the ground.

A. Make a run for it.

B. Just break the fuck down and cry.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:07 No.298047XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:13 No.298047XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:20 No.298047XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:25 No.298047XXX
>>298047804
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:35 No.298047XXX
B. Just break the fuck down and cry.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:37 No.298047XXX
B - it's over bitch
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:54:55 No.298047XXX
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HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS AMAZING
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:55:56 No.298048XXX
Mustering the last of your strength, you open the door to the plane, push out the stairway, and rush down the stairs. You make a run for the hangar, and the police cars are right behind you. Before you can make it to the hangar you are surrounded by police cars, and they draw their guns.

"Stop! We know what happened! Put down the syringe."

A. Rush them.

B. Surrender.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:56:30 No.298048XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:56:36 No.298048XXX
B
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:56:50 No.298048XXX
B. Surrender.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:56:57 No.298048XXX
b
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:57:11 No.298048XXX
C

strip
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:57:45 No.298048XXX
nice, interrogation sex
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:58:28 No.298048XXX
f5f5f5f5f5f55f5f5fafdef55f5
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:58:28 No.298048XXX
for the love of god archive this
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:58:32 No.298048XXX
The police grab you, handcuff you, and take you to you auntie and uncles in belair!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:58:52 No.298048XXX
>>298048271
-5/10
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:58:55 No.298048XXX
You crumple to the ground, tears flowing down your face. You drop the syringe beside you and let your body rest on the tarmac, weeping. The police are on you, but you barely feel it. You feel punches and kicks, and then handcuffs. You feel yourself picked up, and then you are thrown into the back of an SUV, beside a police officer who points his gun directly at you even as you are handcuffed.

You are crying, the tears mixing with blood and then with semen as they land on your dress. "Please, please. It wasn't my fault! Please!"

A. Try to bite the cop.

B. Let them take you away. The End.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:59:06 No.298048XXX
>>298048086
>>298048098
>>298048123
>>298048131

fucking pussies.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:59:18 No.298048XXX
>>298040245
YOU'RE THE FUCKING CANCER THAT'S KILLING THIS /b/!

MODS SHOULD BAN THIS AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:59:31 No.298048XXX
a, i dont want it to end
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:59:49 No.298048XXX
a
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)07:59:55 No.298048XXX
A you stupid fuck
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:10 No.298048XXX
Sex, blood and Branjolina.

B - it's over.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:17 No.298048XXX
A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:21 No.298048XXX
A
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:31 No.298048XXX
/B/
I'm getting fucking tired of reading, but I wan't to see how it ends
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:51 No.298048XXX
>>298042174
Yes he did epic bread
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:00:55 No.298048XXX
C - ARCHIVE THIS THREAD.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:01:03 No.298048XXX
>>298048336
loled hard
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:01:28 No.298048XXX
>>298048452
spoiler alert: 404
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:01:37 No.298048XXX
With your last bit of strength, you open your mouth and bite at the neck of the cop beside you. You manage to sink your teeth into him, but he pulls the trigger as you do. He doesn't stop pulling the trigger, even with blood pouring out of his neck, until the chamber is empty.

You bleed out on the floor, looking up at him with pleading, dying eyes until you take your last breath.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:02:15 No.298048XXX
>>298048534
Cool story bro.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:02:33 No.298048XXX
>>298048534
so yeah... can we make a new one?
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:02:35 No.298048XXX
>>298048534
you could atleast have the cop rape her body
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:02:45 No.298048XXX
>>298048534

Anon, you are a credit to this world and I love you.

We need moar threads like this
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:03 No.298048XXX
>>298048534

Well, fuck.

Needs moar sex.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:05 No.298048XXX
That was beautiful. Future civilisations will discover this, and it will become a piece of classic 21st Century literature.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:07 No.298048XXX
OP is the little girl and it's a true story!
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:09 No.298048XXX
Insert cock into gaping mouth!
>>           Anonymous ¬ 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:18 No.298048XXX
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD!!! That amount of EPICNESS is so unusual nowadays!

captcha: Scamur Everybody

also the story needs moar rape
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:29 No.298048XXX
Dunno know about you guys, but I'm bored. Someone wanna start a new one?
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:31 No.298048XXX
>>298048617
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:35 No.298048XXX
The best fucking thread of this mont... this.. this is my Christmas present.

Thanks OP
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:43 No.298048XXX
Thanks for reading. I was honest and never made any of the decisions myself and always picked the first reply, even if I knew it was to the previous option.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:03:47 No.298048XXX
Very nice story OP, moar!!

captcha: constant groston
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:04:28 No.298048XXX
new one, moar rape and sex and fucking
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:04:38 No.298048XXX
>>298048534
don't tell me the obvious. tell me why I should like a bad person who deserves to die.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:04:58 No.298048XXX
inafter extreme greatness
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:05:18 No.298048XXX
>>298048666
lol
>>             Kennaway 12/27/10(Mon)08:05:25 No.298048XXX
HI MUM I AM IN AN EPIC THREAD
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:06:02 No.298048XXX
>>298048801

You should like her because she is you. /b made every decision in the story. There was no predetermination that there would be killing, sex, violence... just options.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:06:13 No.298048XXX
more lesbians plox
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:06:14 No.298048XXX
>>298048715
seconded
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:07:22 No.298049XXX
>>298048666
nice satan get
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:08:10 No.298049XXX
     File1293455290.jpg-(1.32 MB, 2560x1920, 1290464003201.jpg)

thread orgasm
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:08:44 No.298049XXX
>>298048534
and i jizzed in my pants
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:09:02 No.298049XXX
I might do another one tomorrow if there is interest. This was a lot of effort.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:09:29 No.298049XXX
I WAS IN EPIC THREAD TODAY.
>>             Anonymous 12/27/10(Mon)08:09:36 No.298049XXX
this thread summed up /b/ more than anything ever before it.

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