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Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:31:24 No.312595973
My name is Barack
As for me I ain't no fuckin' hawk
I was the Democratic pick
So now you all can suck my dick
Because I'm the fucking Pres
Don't matter what nobody says
I'm a one man supreme court
The white house is my fucking fort
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:34:28 No.312596371
File1298882068.jpg-(14 KB, 450x297, Ron Paul Pic.jpg)
I'm yo' man Ron Paul
To kill the Fed' is my life call
I hate socialism, blacks and a lotta other shit
Some call me a doctor, cuz I got a lotta wit
I'm a devestatin' player
In the game of politics
And if you want to fuck with us
My Reserve audit kill yo' buzz
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:34:41 No.312596392
and im trying to be right wing for republican votes yet they wont vote for me, and now that democrats hate me im gonna lose to Sarah Palin
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:38:34 No.312596879
File1298882314.jpg-(24 KB, 302x385, Sarah-Palin-open-mouth.jpg)
Sarah Palin in the house!
What what?
Sarah Palin in the house?
What what?
Sarah Palin here, in this motherfuckin' house
I'll shoot yo' ass like a fuckin' sage grouse
From Alaska, ya'll, where we carry big guns
Down home and shit, with our many great puns
Don't underestimate me, just 'cuz I'm a woman
Was a guv'ner, I ain't just about the cookin'
I know you all saw me shoot that moose
And come 2012, I'll cook donkey caboose
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:44:30 No.312597620
File1298882670.jpg-(27 KB, 320x261, NancyPelosi.jpg)
Nancy Pelosi here, and I'm scary as shit
Face stretched so tight like a wax person kit
Terrify yo' children if I come in the night
Scare Republicans to death with the power of fright
I'll tax yo' chair till you can't sit down
Then I'll tax yo shoes till yo' just hoppin' around
Do battle with the 'Publicans the rest of my life
Come into the House always carryin' my knife
Setbacks, setbacks, we suffered one or two
But when my knife is in yo' back it be the last one for you
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:45:31 No.312597753
ITT: We rap as if we are political leaders
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:49:18 No.312598255
File1298882958.jpg-(2 KB, 94x127, alexjones.jpg)
ALEX JONES HERE,
I WAGREBAOGGLE THE HERP DERP
SHOOP DA SHIP SHAP DOOP
FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS
NEW WORLD ORDER HERPADERPOLIS
NORTH AMERICAN UNION
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
OVER 9000 WINGWANGS
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:49:33 No.312598291
Skrippity Skrippity
Skripp Skrapp Skrope
Waddah mellums
Waddah mellums
smoke dat dope
sheuhhh muh fukkuh
muh fukkuh sheuhh sheuhh
Lawk uh muh fuuuuuhkuh
warrrrrr'd to ya mawmz yaw
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:50:42 No.312598441
File1298883042.jpg-(112 KB, 460x300, bush460[1].jpg)
Hi, I'm, uh, George bush and I, uh can't rap.
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:50:43 No.312598444
File1298883043.jpg-(18 KB, 300x255, Moammar-Gaddafi.jpg)
Gadafi, Gadafi, yeah, that's my fucking name
I rule this whole place, although some say that I'm insane
Yeah I'm crazy as fuck
So don't try your luck
I got African mercs
Bombin' the civil works
I'll fuckin' destroy you, if you come after me
A million barrels a day, that I'll pump into the sea
Some bring it Barack, you fucking monkey whore
With four dollar gas, yo' administration on the floor
I hold all the fuckin' power
And you don't hold shit
Just fuckin' walk away
'Fore you get yo ass clipped
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:51:58 No.312598621
File1298883118.jpg-(36 KB, 450x516, MOAR.jpg)
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:52:46 No.312598728
>>312598621
Request a leader
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:53:48 No.312598882
File1298883228.png-(8 KB, 493x402, 1295464697139.png)
>>312595973
ears.......are........strange
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:55:12 No.312599083
>>312598882
I think that's the point...
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:56:39 No.312599277
>>312598444
Trips, and VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQ2Ptu73i4xyyuk8l
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:57:15 No.312599369
>>312599083
Of?
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)03:57:53 No.312599436
>>312599369
Of the picture. That she has huge fucking ears.
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:00:10 No.312599713
>>312599436
They aren't huge, just really low.....weird. ha
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:01:58 No.312599932
File1298883718.jpg-(11 KB, 350x334, Hosni_Mubarak_Biography.jpg)
I'm Hosni Mubarak and I'm here to say
That every fucking protester is gonna' pay
When the Brotherhood comes knockin' in your precious Freedom Square
I'll be on the beach, bitch, I won't even fuckin' care
All you women there, well you'll lose your rights
And all you men there, you'll only see your chicks at night
All you Christians there, while you're really fucked
They'll pull your churches down, and they'll pack you in a truck
You think you had it bad under my regime
The Muslim Brotherhood will give yo' ass a ream
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:02:14 No.312599958
Do Ben Bernake!
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:03:03 No.312600066
>>312599958
Alright just let me think for a bit...
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:07:12 No.312600583
File1298884032.jpg-(8 KB, 175x175, Ben-Bernanke-001.jpg)
Shalom, motherfuckers, I'm the Ben Bernank
I use monetary policy like a fucking tank
Through the walls of your house, all this cash will drive
And somehow, somewhere, the economy will thrive
It don't really matter to me, about the price of gas
Don't really matter to me, if you can't pay to wipe yo' ass
I'll keep applyin' stimulus, still the market through the roof
Ain't no fucker out there who can tell me that I've goofed
'Cuz there ain't no oversight, on the Ben Bernank
As the top central banker, I'm the top fuckin' rank
Bitch
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:08:57 No.312600789
>>312600583
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8VRiGoT35Kukfs4R
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:09:07 No.312600808
>>312600583
Loved it! Thanks
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:09:35 No.312600874
>>312600808
Anyone else?
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:09:49 No.312600898
She looks like her dad
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:10:19 No.312600965
>>312600898
Who knows who her dad is?
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:11:23 No.312601090
will smith dumbass
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:11:50 No.312601142
>>312601090
Oh. Heh, alright.
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:15:33 No.312601597
File1298884533.jpg-(22 KB, 300x445, Stewart_2.2.jpg)
Move over, move over!
Jon Stewart coming through
Move over, move over!
I'm so much better than you
I'll criticize yo' ass, for not having the facts
But don't criticize me, when I pull 'em out my ass
I'm a comedian
You a politician
I can criticize you, and you gotta just listen!
I don't have to provide solutions
Bitch that's up to you
But if you don't get it right
Then I'll make you look the 'foo
I'm a hypocrite, but I got my own show
So if you come after me, I'll make you eat crow
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:16:57 No.312601768
No one else wants to write any politician raps? Just me?
Awwww :(
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:22:46 No.312602563
>>312601768
I did the alex jones herp a derp, but can't really think of anything else. I have been monitoring the thread though
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:23:47 No.312602689
File1298885027.jpg-(22 KB, 459x599, stephen_harper1.jpg)
Stephen Harper here, and I'll make you my bitch
I keep fuckin' Liberal leaders, yeah I make them take my dick
First I fucked Paul Martin in his ugly old ass
Then I fucked Stephane Dionne, treated him like a young lass
And now I'm fucking Iggy, till he's black and blue
You just keep em fucking coming, cuz you know it's true
Barely a third of voters, send me their vote
Yet I rule this fuckin' country, our elections are a joke
So keep tryin' and tryin', to get me out
But every time you try, you know it's gonna be a rout
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:24:30 No.312602772
>>312602563
Listen to any of the recordings?
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:27:14 No.312603146
>>312602772
yeah, the Gadafi one was pretty good.
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:29:49 No.312603445
File1298885389.jpg-(10 KB, 300x300, bush_palin.jpg)
I'm on the run
From my life
It seems that everything I did wasn't right
Invaded Iraq
That took all night
But then after that we couldn't rest
I've been on the run
My shadow weighs a ton
It doesn't make no sense to me
There were no weapons of mass destruction
There were no weapons of mass destruction
I killed a lot of our young
Billions of dollars spent on guns
And I know you all now hate me
There were no weapons of mass destruction
There were no weapons of mass destruction
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:30:41 No.312603552
File1298885441.jpg-(11 KB, 270x355, colbert_270x355.jpg)
COLBERT IN THIS BITCH
RHYMES SO HOT YOU CANT TOUCH ME
REP ANONYMOUS SO HARD YOU'LL GET STOMPED SEE
SOME ASSHOLE TRIED TO FUCK ONE OF OUR HOMIES
WIKILEAKS HOLDIN THE FRONT LIKE TRAINED INFRANTRY
EMAIL RELEASES, AND NOW HE'S A DIVORCEE
NIGGAS PERSISTENT SO WE WIPED IPAD REMOTELY
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:30:53 No.312603566
>>312603445
Sung to the tune of "I wish I knew Natalie Portman"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyo_VAz847g
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:33:39 No.312603885
>>312603552
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vl2pNFaut7XfYTJW2
I think I fucked up your rhythm...
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:38:23 No.312604424
File1298885903.jpg-(47 KB, 604x840, charlie_sheen.jpg)
Jingle jangle, yeah I'm Charlie Sheen
Don't worry 'bout that powder, trust me dawg, I'm clean
I'm a fucking warlock
You better keep touchin' me
I once kept a whore locked up
When she didn't touch me
I'm crazy as fuck
Don't you call me Chuck
Cuz I'm a man with a plan
With my face buried in clam
Man I get that shit up
With the goddesses here
It don't really matter
That they livin' in fear
Cuz I'm Charlie Sheen
And I'm here to fuckin' say
Don't touch drugs kids
Public service announcement, P to the S to the A
>> Anonymous 02/28/11(Mon)04:40:34 No.312604687
>>312604424
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQbalanY0mOJZ3w17
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