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Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:25:00 No.306974666
In this thread you will choose your own story adventure. Rules as always: whoever answers first I will write the next section based on your response.
You wake up in the morning and look down at your body. You see:
A. The frame of a beautiful teenage girl.
B. The frame of a mid-twenties woman.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:26:03 No.306974807
And by the way, this will not be related to any past threads. So no tie-in to the Sunday Crime Trilogy (the last three stories). No tie-in to the Sarah and Chris stories either. Also, I'm not going to write anymore for a while after this because I have to go back to work.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:26:05 No.306974810
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:27:46 No.306975008
You slide out of bed and take a look at yourself in the mirror. You are white, in your mid-twenties, with large breasts and a tight waist. You have brown, shoulder-length hair and a beautiful face with a pretty smile.
You consider what to wear today:
A. You choose the hottest outfit you have in your closet. Short mini-skirt, tights, and a white, see-through blouse.
B. You put on a conservative dress. The kind that won't get you into any trouble.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:28:53 No.306975147
b x 2
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:30:18 No.306975351
You snap on a bra and pull on your panties, and then pull a conservative dress over your head. It goes down to about your knees and is a light blue colour. You gently brush your hair, apply a little makeup, and then are ready to go out and meet the day.
You walk downstairs, grab a banana from the fridge for the road, and then head out.
A. You get in your car.
B. You have no car. Public transit for you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:30:23 No.306975361
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:31:08 No.306975459
You jump in your car, an old beat up Corolla.
A. You drive to the university where you are learning to be a nurse.
B. You head for your boring, retail job at the mall downtown.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:31:46 No.306975544
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You leave your dad's submarine and head for land.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:31:51 No.306975563
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:32:18 No.306975629
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:33:44 No.306975819
would suggest OP gets a tripcode to ward off would-be trolls
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:33:52 No.306975836
You pull out of your driveway and head over to your job at the mall downtown. You work at Sears. It is not a very interesting job, and it does not pay very well. You drive into the underground parking lot, park your car, and walk over to the elevators out of the parking lot.
When you hit the up button, two elevators come at the same time, their doors opening to you.
A. You walk into the elevator with two white business-looking men in their mid-thirties.
B. You get in the elevator with a teenage girl who looks kind of goth.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:35:09 No.306975981
B
capcha Elizabeth Jewsun
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:35:23 No.306976010
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:35:37 No.306976041
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:36:28 No.306976141
You step into the elevator with the teenage girl. She has long, black hair and a nose ring. She has on dark makeup and gives you a fierce look as you get in beside her. You look over at her and give her a strong smile. She does not smile back.
A. "Hi there. How's it going today?"
B. "You don't have to be such a fucking bitch. You can at least smile at people when they smile at you in an elevator, you know?"
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:37:31 No.306976273
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:37:34 No.306976277
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:38:09 No.306976341
>B<
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:38:17 No.306976358
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:38:26 No.306976365
>>306976273
Oh, come on.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:39:16 No.306976478
"Hi there. How's it going today?" you ask her.
She looks at you. "Are you really fucking talking to me?" she asks.
"Ummm, yeah, I'm really fucking talking to you," you respond to her.
She laughs and then turns towards you. She gets up in your face, pushing her chest up against yours. "I don't like it when prissy fucking bitches talk to me. Understand? And when prissy bitches try to talk to me I tend to get fucking violent, alright?"
A. Stay calm. Don't make any sudden moves. Don't want to get in a fight.
B. Grab her by the face and smash her head into the wall. You were just trying to be nice.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:39:46 No.306976545
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:39:47 No.306976548
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:39:48 No.306976551
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:40:19 No.306976610
BBBBB
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:41:50 No.306976793
Wasted threesome opportunity...For a bitch with an attitude
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:42:00 No.306976811
You turn calmly back to the front of the elevator and then hit the emergency stop button. She looks back over at you. As she's looking, you grab her by the back of the hair and smash her face into the elevator door. She turns and tries to grab at you, but you smash her forehead into the door again and she drops to the floor. She turns onto her back to try and fight you, but you are on her chest in an instant, holding her by the throat.
You slap her in the face with your free hand. There is blood dripping from her forehead and pouring out all over the elevator.
A. "I'm going to take you into security and everyone is going to believe you assaulted me, you stupid fucking whore. Or, you can do something for me."
B. "I'm going to take pity on you and let you go now. But not all bitches who are dressed prissy are pussies. Alright?"
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:42:21 No.306976860
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:42:50 No.306976928
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:44:08 No.306977067
She looks up at you and nods. It's amazing how such tough bitches suddenly become obedient once you've pummeled them a bit and have something to hold over them.
A. "You're going to steal a whole ton of shit for me today, and I'm going to help you because I work here."
B. "I haven't gotten off in a few days now, and so you're going to eat my fucking pussy, slut."
C. Your choice. Will only take something that isn't absolutely insane.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:44:41 No.306977130
C, next poster after me decides if he has an idea
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:44:42 No.306977133
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:46:09 No.306977297
>>306977133
apparently not
very well then, the goth bitch will force herself to orgasm in the elevator
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:46:38 No.306977345
>>306974666
has anyone else noticed the satan?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:46:38 No.306977346
This certainly took an odd turn.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:47:06 No.306977402
>>306977130
If you don't eat my pussy some time today i'll fucking find you and kill you, you little slut
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:47:24 No.306977452
C Rape the other dudes
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:47:32 No.306977474
She looks up at you. She begins, "I'm not a fucking les." You slap her in the face before she can continue.
"I'm pretty sure you don't want to get arrested for assaulting a prissy bitch." She nods at you. You keep one hand on your throat and then slide up over her face. You hike your dress up around your waist and then slide your panties to the side.
You press your now moist pussy towards her lips, and she begins licking like an obedient little bitch. "Mmmmm, that's a good little fucking slut," you say to her. She continues to tongue you. She's not very good at it, but you grind your pussy against her face anyways, covering her lips with your juices.
A. Finger your clit as she licks you until you cum.
B. Take down her pants and eat her out.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:48:35 No.306977598
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:48:59 No.306977651
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:49:20 No.306977705
a no orgasm for the goth bitch
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:50:15 No.306977827
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OP i love you
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:50:56 No.306977912
You turn your body around, leaving your pussy over her face, and then go for the belt of her pants. You unbuckle her pants and slide her jeans down and off as you continue to grind your pussy into her face. She is not wearing any panties, which does not surprise you in the least.
You bury your face in her pussy, your tongue immediately going for her clit. She is already wet, so she must be enjoying it. You lick and suck on her clit, flicking your tongue back and forth and making her moan. She cries, "Oh fuck, that's amazing," as you eat her pussy.
A. Lick her to orgasm and then let the elevator ride continue.
B. Grab your vibrator from your pursue and use it on her.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:51:29 No.306977986
>>306977912
Secret Option C. Fart violently onto her face, and proceed to die of AIDS.
>> 02/04/11(Fri)03:51:32 No.306977992
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>>306977912
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:51:33 No.306977995
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:52:08 No.306978085
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:52:21 No.306978120
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:52:42 No.306978168
yessss! wb CYOA writer
i got cones ready to archive the thread too :)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:53:38 No.306978276
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:54:02 No.306978332
>>306977986
Your flatulence leaves a crater in the ground where her head once was. With your last breath, you slide off her headless corpse and roll into the massive hole. You lay at the center of the fart indented crater, and stare upward toward the sky. Cut to black, "LOST."
A. Cocks
B. Niggers
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:54:13 No.306978357
You continue to lick and suck at her clit as you grind your pussy into her face. She moans and grabs your legs, her tongue moving more insistently against your pussy. "Fuuuuuuuuuck," she moans as you continue to lick her. You know that she won't last much longer, so you thrust two fingers into her pussy and curl them back, finding her g-spot. She moans and begins to shake violently.
"Fuck... God... fuck... the Devil... UGH!" she screams as she begins to orgasm. Once her orgasm has subsided you stand. She didn't get you off, but it was enjoyable nonetheless. You straight out your dress and throw your wet panties into your handbag.
She looks up at you, pulls up her pants, and stands up, staring at you. You release the elevator and you arrive at your floor.
The doors open to two security guards standing there with obvious hardons in their pants. "You know there are cameras in the elevators, right?" the first one says to you.
A. Let them take the two of you with them.
B. Hit the guy in the face and make a run for it. Hopefully your satanic bitch will follow you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:54:21 No.306978377
>>306977067
A C CHOICE?? THIS IS ...MADNESS!
>> 02/04/11(Fri)03:54:49 No.306978428
>>306978332
C: Let the OP post, faggot
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:55:00 No.306978451
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:55:06 No.306978465
>>306978377
There were a bunch of "C" choices last night.
>> 02/04/11(Fri)03:55:45 No.306978543
>>306978357
/b/
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:56:13 No.306978606
>>306978465
dammit! i missed it, did it get archived?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:56:49 No.306978684
You hit the first security guard in the face, knocking him over. The other security guard looks stunned and just stands there in the moment as you make a run for it. You hear the goth girl running behind you. At least she knows what is good for her. The second security guard is pretty fat, and you manage to get ahead of him pretty quickly, but you hear him yelling into his radio.
A. Head for one of the mall exits.
B. You see a sports store to the right. Go in there and hide.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:57:24 No.306978766
>>306978606
306740975
Part three of the Sunday Crime Trilogy.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:57:38 No.306978796
>>306978684
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:57:51 No.306978823
a
>> 02/04/11(Fri)03:57:54 No.306978835
>>306978684
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:59:04 No.306978966
You run into the sports store. There are two tall, lanky teenagers standing there chatting with each other wearing their ridiculous striped uniform. The store of course is filled with sports supplies, including bats, hockey sticks, equipment, roller blades, and anything else one would want for sports.
You see a door to the supply room at the back.
A. Go straight for the supply room.
B. Ask the guys if they will hide you.
B. Grab some bats and wait for the fat man.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:59:22 No.306978997
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)03:59:34 No.306979023
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:00:00 No.306979075
>>306978966
Are there supposed to be two B's?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:01:18 No.306979233
You run over to the two guys. "Can you hide us in the back? Please!"
They both look at you. A prim and proper mid-twenties woman and a young teenage goth girl, both red faced and obviously running from someone.
Their answer is not surprising. "Fuck yeah!" they both say in unison. You follow the two of them into the back room and they lock the door behind them.
A. "So, what would you guys like as a reward?"
B. "Alright, show us the way out and we'll get out of your hair."
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:01:54 No.306979304
>>306979233
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:01:56 No.306979308
>>306979075
No. The second "B" was a "C".
>> 02/04/11(Fri)04:01:56 No.306979309
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>>306979233
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:04:00 No.306979558
You smile at the two teenagers and ask them, "So, what would you like as a reward for saving us?"
They look at each other. "Ummm... uhhh... I don't... I don't know," the first one says to you. You shrug your shoulders. Fucking teenagers have no idea when they have come into a good thing. You smile at them and then turn to the girl.
"Alright, bitch," you say to her, "how about we give them a little show?"
She smiles back at you, and you kiss her lips. Your hand slides up under her shirt, and then you pull it up over her chest, exposing her breasts. You begin to lick and suck at her breasts, taking her nipples into your mouth and licking them until they are hard.
You look over and see that the two teens have their cocks out.
A. Go down on the girl in front of them while they jerk off.
B. Ask them if they want some assistance.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:04:35 No.306979622
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:04:50 No.306979656
n
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:06:31 No.306979848
You push the girl down onto her back and lick her neck. "By the way, my name is Cassandra," she whispers in your ear. You smile up at her. "No problem. I think I'm happy calling you bitch though." She grins back at you.
You slide her pants down to her ankles and expose her pussy again. You bury your face back in her hole, which is still wet from your earlier attention. You begin licking and sucking at her, making her moan and grab your hair. The two guys are jerking feverishly beside you.
The first of them gets ambitious and tries to grab your ass.
A. Let him.
B. You didn't offer him sex. You offered him a fucking show. Rage!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:07:06 No.306979924
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:07:24 No.306979971
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:09:17 No.306980170
You feel his hand on your ass and you snap, your hand balling into a fist and hitting him in the crotch. Your fist strikes exposed cock and he drops to the floor in pain. The other guy starts trying to shove his cock into his pants, but you stand and strike him in the side of the head with your fist. He staggers a bit, and then you kick him in the balls and he drops to his knees with a thud.
Behind you Cassandra, or Bitch, is kicking the other guy while he's on the ground holding his balls.
A. "Let's take pictures of these fuckers in some compromising positions, bitch."
B. "Let's get the fuck out of here."
C. "I think these guys are in the mood for some pain."
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:09:55 No.306980238
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:10:07 No.306980260
C
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:10:12 No.306980263
c
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:10:21 No.306980277
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:11:11 No.306980355
You and Cassandra make a run for it out the back door as the guys are laying on the floor. You burst out their back exit and into the back alley behind the mall. You look over at Cassandra and she smiles at you, blood still running down her face from when you smashed her into the elevator door.
A. Head for your car and drive out of there.
B. Just take a walk downtown and cool off.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:11:36 No.306980398
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:11:43 No.306980406
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:13:51 No.306980668
You take Cassandra by the hand and drag her out into the street. She smiles at you and holds your hand tightly. It looks like you have really made a friend, or a bitch, or something.
You walk down the busy streets, trying to clear your head and consider what to do next. Public sex. Assaulting a security guard. Assaulting the other two guys. And some of it on video. Doesn't sound like you are looking too good.
You ask Cassandra, "Bitch, are you a minor?"
She looks at you, "Yeah, 15." You weren't a good judge of age either. Statutory rape.
A. Call your friend and ask if you can hide out at her place.
B. Check into a motel.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:14:13 No.306980720
i am in fucking CYOA heaven here, i'm reading the 3rd of the crime trilogy AND this one AT THE SAME TIME
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:14:21 No.306980732
>>306980668
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:14:41 No.306980769
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:16:25 No.306980970
"Alright, bitch, we have to go check into a motel." She nods, and you walk the five or six blocks it takes to get to a motel just south of the mall. It's not the best place in the world, but at least people won't know you are there. You pay with cash for one night, and then head up to your room on the seventh floor.
You open the door and walk in, then flop down on the bed, feeling exhausted. Cassandra slides up beside you and gives you a sweet kiss on the cheek.
A. Time to consider your next move and what kind of a story you are going to spin to get out of this.
B. Respond to Cassandra's kiss with some kisses of your own.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:17:18 No.306981068
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:17:20 No.306981071
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:17:22 No.306981075
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:17:58 No.306981143
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:20:49 No.306981456
You kiss her back passionately, meeting her lips with your own. You can taste your pussy juices on her lips, and it drives you wild. You slide your hand around her waist and pull her close to you, letting your lips travel all across her face and her neck. You slide her shirt up and over her head and then slowly trail kisses down her entire body to her stomach. Once again, you unzip her pants and pull them off and to the ground. She's entirely naked now, and she looks down at you and moans as you begin licking the inside of her thighs.
You let your tongue flit from one thigh to the other, kissing the warm white flesh, before finally descending on her pussy lips. You lick and suck on her wet pussy lips, making her moan. "Ooooh, baby, that's so goddamn good," she tells you. You smile and slide one finger into her pussy then begin to thrust in and out as you lick her.
You intensify your thrusting in and out of her pussy, and then move your tongue up to her clit. You begin to trace the alphabet on her clit, knowing that she won't last to the end. You feel her legs clench around your head around the letter "M" and she lets out a short scream and then begins shaking on the bed. You let your tongue trail back and forth along the inside of her thighs until her shaking stops.
A. Take her into the shower and wash off all that fucking makeup.
B. Tell her that you need to make some phone calls and she can go bathe.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:21:30 No.306981519
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:23:01 No.306981685
side comment to OP here: i am impressed how the sunday crime trilogy stuff meshed together, especially on a fast improv basis
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:23:52 No.306981774
You pick her up and push her into the bathroom. You slide your dress up and over your head and then take your bra off. You push Cassandra into the shower, and she giggles. You turn on the hot water and it sprays the both of you. It feels like heaven, and you let the water wash over you. You grab the soap and begin scrubbing at Sandra's face. She tries to shield her face from your hands but you playfully slap her hand aside and she stops.
You wash the dried blood from her forehead and then all of the makeup away. When you can finally see her face properly she is absolutely stunning.
"Cassa- bitch. You are fucking beautiful," you say to her. She smiles and kisses your lips gently.
A. Push her down to her knees and have her go down on you.
B. Tell her that now that you are clean you need to think of what to do next.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:24:01 No.306981786
im surprised how fast OP can type, he's kind of a bad ass... and make up all this shit... wow... props to OP
and B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:24:04 No.306981793
/b/ is very sex deprived.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:24:10 No.306981805
>>306981774
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:24:39 No.306981858
>>306981685
Thanks. That was not easy.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:26:48 No.306982090
"Okay, babe." You tried to say bitch but couldn't help it. "We need to find a way out of this mess. Any ideas?"
She looks up at you. "Ummm, no, not really. I mean, you're the older one. What should we do?"
You look down at her, "Honestly, I'm not really sure. The way I see it we have three main options:"
A. Flee the jurisdiction.
B. Own up to it and try to get mercy from the justice system.
C. Hide out here until things blow over.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:17 No.306982145
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:24 No.306982158
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:26 No.306982161
C
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:26 No.306982163
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:26 No.306982164
>>306982090
AA
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:27:29 No.306982168
c
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:28:32 No.306982277
>>306982090
wait, what are they running from? everything happened on private property, and no one got murdered (so far). it's not illegal to have a fight or sex in an elevator AFAIK, and they can claim they were assaulted first.
>> Dawson's creek 02/04/11(Fri)04:28:54 No.306982327
They fixed this stone age bullshit it's called infinite story.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:28:54 No.306982328
"What we really need to do is get the fuck out of here," you say to her. "I don't want to be charged with assault, and I'm sure you don't want to go to juvi or anything."
"No, I want to stay with you!" she cries, and wraps her arms around you.
"Alright, alright," you say. "Then we really have to find a way out of this mess. Our best option is to just head east and into Alberta."
A. Go get your car.
B. Head for the bus station.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:29:19 No.306982382
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:29:25 No.306982390
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:29:31 No.306982411
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:30:39 No.306982525
The two of you get dressed. "Alright, we're going to head for the bus station."
Cassandra agrees and the two of you walk out into the street. It's a pretty long walk to the bus station from here (about half an hour), but you don't have a ton of cash left on you.
A. Take public transit.
B. Walk.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:30:44 No.306982533
>>306982382
>>306982411
herp derp
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:31:10 No.306982570
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:31:25 No.306982591
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:33:36 No.306982839
You head off walking towards the bus station, holding Cassandra's hand as you go. You cannot believe that just going to work left you fleeing the Province on a bus with a beautiful, underaged teenager.
As you walk through one of the tougher parts of town on the way to the bus station a couple of men begin following you.
"Hey, babies. How much for a piece of that ass there?" one of them yells at you. Fucking animals.
The two of them look to be in their mid-twenties, but they are both drunk. Early in the morning to be drunk.
A. "We're not for sale, assholes."
B. "$400 for an hour with the two of us, baby." You need money if you are going to go on the run.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:34:06 No.306982907
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:34:12 No.306982920
B!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:34:17 No.306982926
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:34:28 No.306982941
catemen becool
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:34:43 No.306982973
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:36:05 No.306983088
They look at each other and smile. "We have the cash for that, babies. Have anywhere to take us?"
As a matter of fact you do. "Follow us," you say to them. "We have a motel room all ready to go."
Cassandra looks at you with fear in her eyes and begins to speak. "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" you tell her. She remains silent as you walk into the motel and get in the elevator.
As you enter the elevator the first guy begins grabbing your breasts, groping you through your dress.
A. Let him grope you before you get to the motel room.
B. Hit the stop button. You're pretty good with elevator violence.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:36:35 No.306983145
Bbbbbbbbbbbb
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:36:45 No.306983165
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:39:09 No.306983435
Bump to keep alive.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:39:39 No.306983504
archive nao!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:40:05 No.306983559
Bump
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:40:07 No.306983564
You hit the stop button. "Ooooh, baby, wanna get a bit of action before we get to the room, do you?" you coo to him. He grins and moves to kiss you. Your knee drives up and hits him in the balls. You grab him by the back of the head and smash your knee into his nose. He falls to the ground, blood pouring from his face as he grasps at his broken nose.
The second guy takes a swing at you, hitting you in the face and knocking your head into the wall. He goes for a second shot but Cassandra has jumped on his back. He begins struggling to get her off, but you smash him in the stomach with your fist. He doubles over, Cassandra continuing to pound on the back of his head. Cassandra slides off his back and you grab his face and smash it into the metal railing of the elevator.
You kick the first guy in the side of the head. "Their money!" you shout to Cassandra. She quickly drops down and the two of you go through their wallets for their cash. They are loaded. At least two grand in cash and a few baggies of cocaine. They were also carrying knives.
A. Take everything.
B. Cash only. You don't need this kind of heat.
C. Take them up to the motel room to tie them up. They are obviously drug dealers and will send people after you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:40:34 No.306983623
>>306983564
BBBBB
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:40:42 No.306983646
c
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:41:47 No.306983771
>>306983564
OP you should put a random number at the end of each of your posts, and have the choices have to include both that number and A, B, C
it's a bit of a pain in the ass but it would prevent assholes picking blind choices
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:42:09 No.306983807
>east to Alberta
holy crap, I live in BC
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:42:41 No.306983868
>>306983771
Mine was not a blind choice.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:43:00 No.306983894
"Just take the money, baby," you tell Cassandra. "What about the knives?" she says. "We don't need weapons. We just need to get the fuck out of here," you say to her. You let the elevator continue and get out at your floor. You grab the knives and throw them down the hallway, and then hit the Lobby button. The two men look up at you groggily. "You stupid fucking bitches. We're going to get you for this!"
You hit him in the face and then get out at the Lobby. The doors close behind you.
A. Now you have cash. Head for the airport instead.
B. Take a cab to the bus station. Stick to the plan.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:43:11 No.306983914
>>306983771
or just require it to be a reply to the previous post
captcha: your ragedne
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:43:35 No.306983964
>>306983894
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:43:42 No.306983983
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:43:52 No.306984002
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:44:00 No.306984020
>>306983807
All of the stories take place in Vancouver. Did you not read the Sunday Crime Trilogy? They're at the Granville Motel at the moment on Granville Street.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:44:44 No.306984111
Boy, this check is bi-polar. One minute she's going to work, the next she's fucking a minor in an elevator, and on top of all that committing multiple counts of assault.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:45:26 No.306984184
"Forget this fucking bus shit, babe. Let's just book it for the airport," you say to Cassandra. She nods to you, and you head out the front door and hail a cab. As you are waiting for a cab you see a security guard walk out of the motel behind you.
He looks at you. "Do you know that we have security videos for the elevators?"
Oh fuck.
A. Let him speak and see if you can negotiate.
B. Make a run for it.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:45:46 No.306984218
>>306984020
>>306984020
didn't read the sunday crime 'yet'
i was just at granville the other day...
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:45:58 No.306984239
>>306984184
A
>> Anon 02/04/11(Fri)04:46:01 No.306984246
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:46:20 No.306984290
>>306984184
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:46:26 No.306984302
>>306984020
I can't find the threads in the archive.
Someone listed the thread number as 306740975 but I'm not getting any results for that.
Help a retard out?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:47:31 No.306984421
>>306984184
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:47:39 No.306984432
"We were just wondering if the two of you would like to press charges against the men that assaulted you in the elevator," he says.
You smile at Cassandra. "Umm, no, I think we're fine. Looks like they got what they deserved." He smiles back at you, "Yeah, we see guys trying to take advantage of women all the time. It's just normally they get away with it," he says with a laugh.
"Are you at least willing to give a statement though? The cops are on their way and we found drugs on the guys."
A. Fuck no. This is not going to help. Just get in the cab.
B. Agree. Those assholes deserve to get burned for this shit.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:10 No.306984485
>>306984302
They are in the unreviewed threads section.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:15 No.306984493
>>306984432
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:21 No.306984521
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:22 No.306984523
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:27 No.306984531
>>306984432
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:48:40 No.306984554
>>306984485
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:50:08 No.306984717
"Sorry man. We're in a hurry," you say to the guy. He smiles and opens the cab door for you. "That's fine. Can't say I blame you," he says with a smile.
You get in the cab and look at each other. Cassandra shrieks with glee and wraps her arms around you.
You look over at the cabbie. "To the airport, my man," you say to him. He nods and pulls out and heads south.
A. Phone your friends to tell them you are headed out of town.
B. Get busy with Cassandra in the back of the cab.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:50:36 No.306984774
>>306984717
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:52:10 No.306984930
>>306984554
yeah you'll have to become a 'gold member' (no fear, it's legit)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:52:35 No.306984979
You call your best friend, Denise. "Hey, baby, it's me," you say over the phone.
"Hey hey," she responds.
"Umm, I'm going to be heading out of town for a while. Do you want me to meet me at the airport in the next couple of hours so that you can say goodbye?"
She sounds shocked. "Umm, I have a big day tomorrow. But, yeah, I guess I can," she says.
Fantastic.
"Alright darling, see you there in a few minutes."
You hold Cassandra's hand through the ride to the airport.
You arrive and head for the ticket booth.
A. Alberta. Cheap tickets and then you have some cash for when you get there.
B. Vegas.
C. __________
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:52:36 No.306984980
>>306984774
That's a fucking idiotic decision. Just sayin.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:53:15 No.306985052
C NEW YORK
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)04:53:36 No.306985099
>>306984979
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:53:37 No.306985102
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:53:49 No.306985126
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:54:30 No.306985209
they both happen to have their passport on them?
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)04:54:38 No.306985219
>>306985052
thats an awful choice dude,,,
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:55:15 No.306985291
>>306985219
Let's see where OP takes themin the Big Apple.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:55:24 No.306985308
"Babe, we are heading to New York," you say to Cassandra as you purchase the tickets. The next direct flight is about 6:00pm, which gives you seven hours before you have to get on the plane.
You need to go somewhere to wait for Denise.
A. Head over to an airport bar and grab a few drinks and some ice for your shiner.
B. Just hang out in the lobby of the airport.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:56:15 No.306985413
A.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:56:27 No.306985430
B, no fucking drinking
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:56:37 No.306985443
wow ok, I can respond now? B!
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)04:58:31 No.306985654
>>306985308
OP you might want to start a new thread before this one 404's.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:59:01 No.306985704
>>306985654
I think they'll be killed soon.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:59:03 No.306985706
You head over and take a seat in the airport bar. The two of you sit down and you order yourself a mojito. The waitress looks at Cassandra and doesn't even bother to ask if she wants anything. You point at the shiner growing on your eye, "And some ice for this as well please too, babe," you say to her. She nods and walks off.
You turn back to Cassandra. "So, you must be super excited to be going to New York."
She looks at you, "Yeah, this is amazing. I mean, I don't know what I'm going to say to my parents."
You look at her. "Fucking nothing. You won't say anything to your parents. Do you want to get us in trouble?"
She looks at you, "No... I mean, I guess not."
"Of course not!"
You put your hands on hers and hold her hand as you drink your mojito. She smiles at you, and she can barely take her eyes off you.
You see Denise coming from around the corner, her blonde hair bobbing.
A. "Stay here for a bit, babe. I gotta go talk to someone."
B. "Come meet my friend Denise."
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)04:59:32 No.306985754
>>306985706
Adaaaaaaa
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:00:03 No.306985805
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:00:09 No.306985814
Bump
I agree that you should start a new thread OP
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:00:21 No.306985836
>>306985706
V
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:00:59 No.306985912
>>306985814
It's only 182 posts yet. Bump limit is far away.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:01:40 No.306985995
You leave your purse on the table and head over to speak to Denise. You give her a big hug.
"Hey, darling, how's it going?" you ask her.
She looks at you, concerned. "What the fuck is going on, babe?"
"Look, I'm in a bit of trouble, but I'm just going to head across the border for a while and it will be fine," you say to her.
She looks at you. "You know that I can probably help you take care of this. We have a big job tomorrow, but after that I can definitely help you."
You smile at her. "It's no problem, baby. I'm all good."
A. See if she wants to meet Cassandra.
B. Hug her and say goodbye.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:01:42 No.306986001
>>306985912
187 now.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:02:07 No.306986042
>>306985995
B
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:02:13 No.306986053
A
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)05:02:54 No.306986127
>>306985995
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:04:07 No.306986255
"Alright Denise. I really have to go now. It was awesome of you to come out and see me off," you say to her.
She smiles at you. "Alright, enjoy the rest of your Saturday, babe. I won't be available on my phone tomorrow, but I will text you a new number on Monday."
The two of you embrace, and then she walks away.
You sit back down with Cassandra and smile at her. She looks nervous. "It's alright babe," you say to her. "Everything is going to be fine."
A. Use some of your remaining cash to grab for the few hours before you have to leave.
B. Hang out in the bar until it's time to go through security.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:04:29 No.306986290
>>306986255
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:04:43 No.306986311
>>306984979
C. Yo homes, to bel aire!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:04:46 No.306986317
A
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)05:04:59 No.306986343
>>306986255
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:05:01 No.306986349
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:07:30 No.306986629
The two of you sit in the bar and chat and drink and hold each other's hands until there are a couple of hours before the flight. You give Cassandra a soft kiss on the lips and hold her hand tightly. "Alright, baby, it's time for us to head off and start our new lives."
The two of you walk over to the check-in counter for the flight and present your tickets. "Passports please," the lady says to you. You have your passport in your bag. You look over at Cassandra. "I don't even have a passport," she whispers to you.
Shit. "My sister didn't bring her passport," you say to the lady. "Well, then she can't board the plane," she responds.
Shit.
A. Have Cassandra provide ID and see if that will help.
B. Walk the fuck away.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:07:46 No.306986654
File1296814066.jpg-(3 KB, 126x114, cereal.jpg)
Silly bitches should go through security now, before the police catch up.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:07:56 No.306986667
>>306986629
A
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:07:58 No.306986673
>>306986629
B
>> Rook !ROOK/uolr2 02/04/11(Fri)05:08:48 No.306986757
>>306986629
A
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)05:08:49 No.306986758
>>306986629
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:17 No.306986810
You tell Cassandra to show the woman her ID. She hands over her school ID. The woman looks at it and laughs. "Look, I don't know where you're from, but school ID does not equal a passport." She looks at the ID a bit closer and types a few numbers into her computer.
"Look," she says, "If you just wait here maybe we can find a way for you to go through."
A. Sounds good. Let's wait.
B. Forget this shit. Leave.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:36 No.306986833
>>306986667
terrible choice
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:36 No.306986834
>>306986810
A
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:37 No.306986837
>>306986810
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:42 No.306986846
B
>> Rook !ROOK/uolr2 02/04/11(Fri)05:09:51 No.306986868
>>306986810
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:10:12 No.306986897
>>306986834
LOL GUNNA GET BUSTED
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:10:33 No.306986931
>>306986834
NO, YOU FOOL!
IT'S A TRAP!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:10:53 No.306986975
>>306986810
B i think, this seems suspicious
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:11:33 No.306987033
>>306986834
Fail @ crime. She took a closer look and is now stalling you for time? She recognized you as WANTED FUGITIVES. I hope your elevator-fu works on armed policemen.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:11:47 No.306987063
You wait there at the counter, holding Cassandra's hand, as the checkout woman types numbers into her computer and looks up at you nervously from time to time.
From behind you feel a hand on your back. "Stop right the fuck there and don't move," the man tells you. You turn to see a security guard from the airport. "Thought you could abduct this girl, did you? The cops received a call from her parents four hours ago telling them someone was trying to abduct their little girl. No one thought they would be stupid enough to present ID though."
You look over at Cassandra. "I just wanted to phone them to tell them I wouldn't be back," she says to you with a tear in her eye.
A. Let the security guard take you.
B. Go for his gun.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:11:53 No.306987071
File1296814313.gif-(265 KB, 636x454, Troll.gif)
>>306986931
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:12:02 No.306987091
>>306987063
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:12:23 No.306987132
>>306987063
Aaaaaa
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:12:42 No.306987164
>>306987063
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:12:47 No.306987173
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:13:09 No.306987214
let the security guard take you ... TO AN ELEVATOR!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:13:10 No.306987216
>>306987091
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:13:15 No.306987225
Guys...
Guys, we're going to die.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:13:47 No.306987287
You go for his gun, pulling it from his holster before he can react. You point it at his face, your hand shaking. "You're not going to fucking take her away from me, asshole!" you shout at him.
He puts his hands up. "Don't make this worth for yourself, lady. There are cops already on the way. You're in a fucking airport. There is no way you can escape."
A. Rush outside and try to steal a car from the departures area.
B. Take him hostage. Fucking asshole.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:03 No.306987307
>>306987225
Like fucking always.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:07 No.306987315
need more archive requests for 306974666 /b/ros
only have 3 so far
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:11 No.306987325
>>306987287
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:38 No.306987361
lool b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:42 No.306987366
>>306987325
QUIT FUCKING SHIT UP
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:14:44 No.306987372
>>306987307
Not every time.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:15:03 No.306987403
We are so fucked.
>> Anonymoose 02/04/11(Fri)05:15:11 No.306987416
>>306987287
C steal plane
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:15:23 No.306987436
>>306987325
How do you take a guy hostage on the spot like that? Also, find an elevator, they're best in those
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:15:27 No.306987443
>>306987366
THANK YOU.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:15:35 No.306987460
>>306987315
>>306987315
how to request?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:16:11 No.306987518
>>306987325
WE ARE GOING TO DIE, AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TRIPFAG
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:16:42 No.306987559
"Oh yeah you fucking loudmouth? You're going to fucking come with us now, asshole."
You turn him around and put the gun at his neck. Another security guard arrives and points his weapon at you. "Step the fuck back, bitch, and put down your weapon!" he shouts.
"No! You fucking drop your weapon, asshole!" you yell at him. He looks at you, his face grim. "I'm not going to fucking do it, bitch!" You can see his finger on the trigger.
A. Shoot him while using the first guard as cover.
B. Try and back away behind the ticket counter.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:16:57 No.306987586
File1296814617.png-(293 KB, 600x336, 4chan.png)
>>306987460
4chan archive dot org, n00b!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:00 No.306987589
File1296814620.jpg-(80 KB, 292x302, whyohwhy.jpg)
>>306987325
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:16 No.306987616
>>306987366
>>306987443
>>306987518
I'm laughing my ass off guys.
Also,
A>>306987559
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:23 No.306987623
OP: Do you always intend to kill us off? I always feel bad, like there was something we could have done to stop it. Put my mind at ease and tell me whether or not we can edit the future of our CYOA selves, or it always ends with a bullet.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:26 No.306987627
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:31 No.306987640
>>306987559
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:37 No.306987652
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:37 No.306987653
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:38 No.306987655
>>306987559
Aaaa
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:17:48 No.306987670
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:18:21 No.306987741
>>306987623
It is not always a tragedy. It is always your option. Why the fuck did you leave the girl alone after she said she wanted to say goodbye to her parents? Why did you fucking choose New York? Why did you hit her in the first place?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:18:54 No.306987793
>>306987741
She did not say nothing about no parents.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:19:14 No.306987820
>>306987623
it always ends with a bullet when you keep doing STUPID SHIT WITH GUNS, PEOPLE
make better choices u /b/asturdz!!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:19:55 No.306987895
>>306987793
>She looks at you, "Yeah, this is amazing. I mean, I don't know what I'm going to say to my parents."
>You look at her. "Fucking nothing. You won't say anything to your parents. Do you want to get us in trouble?"
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:20:10 No.306987912
>>306987741
For teh lulz
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:20:11 No.306987914
You open fire on the second guard, hitting him square in the chest and knocking him over. The first guard goes for your gun, but you manage to squeeze a shot off into the side of his head, and he drops to the floor in a shower of blood and brain matter. You look over at Cassandra and she is screaming. Your ears are ringing from the discharge so close to your face.
You run over to the second guard and grab his gun from his hand and some magazines. You hit him in the vest and he is just laying there, dazed. You're all in now. You point the gun at his skull and pull the trigger.
A. Grab Cassandra and try to make it through the airport.
B. Grab Cassandra and head outfront to get a vehicle.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:20:25 No.306987937
>>306987914
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:20:51 No.306987980
>>306987914
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:21:07 No.306988015
>>306987914
FUCKING B!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:21:10 No.306988019
>>306987914
might as well a now, get out of the country
>> Anonymoose 02/04/11(Fri)05:21:27 No.306988045
>>306987914
C steal plane
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:21:32 No.306988051
>>306987912
i guess people are learning that 'teh lulz' does not always lead to a good story
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:21:51 No.306988080
>>306988019
What, you think they'd just let us get on a plane and leave?
Mexico's our only choice now. We've killed two cops.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:22:11 No.306988110
>>306988019
you fire shots in an airport, there is no way you are gonna be getting on board a plane
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:22:12 No.306988112
>>306987820
Fucking lold my ass off
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:22:22 No.306988132
op ur an amazingly fast writer..
write me my next essay? :D
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:22:27 No.306988140
>>306987914
>>306987914
>>306987914
>>306987914
TO THE NORTH KOREA
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:23:09 No.306988213
>>306988080
>>306988110
true, didnt really think that through, glad i didnt make the choice
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:23:23 No.306988233
>>306988112
>>306987820
also quit trying to fuck everything you meet, or at least choose not to every once in a while, hmm?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:23:26 No.306988238
You grab Cassandra and hand her the second gun. "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" she shrieks. "Use it, bitch!" you yell at her.
You take her by the hand and rush for the front door. A security guard comes through the door rushing at you with his gun drawn. You point and pull the trigger, the first round missing and hitting an old Asian man in the leg. He falls to the floor screaming. The guard fires, but he misses you. Cassandra begins shooting wildly, bullets flying every which way in the airport, hitting people randomly.
Your second round matches to catch the security guard in the arm and he falls to the floor. You look at Cassandra. "Learn to fucking shoot!" you shriek at her. You run by the security guard and grab his weapon and give him a good stomp to the forehead before getting out into the sunlight.
A. There is a van full of a family. Take the van and the kids.
B. There is a cab with a brown man standing beside it. Take the cab.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:23:47 No.306988271
>>306988238
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:23:49 No.306988273
>>306988238
B TO MEXICO
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:24:13 No.306988311
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:24:32 No.306988334
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:24:43 No.306988356
>>306988271
god, you fucking dunce
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:24:44 No.306988360
>Cassandra begins shooting wildly, bullets flying every which way in the airport, hitting people randomly.
>You look at Cassandra. "Learn to fucking shoot!"
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:24:52 No.306988373
aaaa
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:25:09 No.306988411
>>306988271
WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED THE KIDS? ARE WE GOING TO START A SCHOOL?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:25:42 No.306988473
File1296815142.jpg-(3 KB, 300x57, zande wtf..jpg)
>>306988273
BEL AIR IMMINENT
also check my captcha, that's pretty ridiculous
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:25:55 No.306988486
You rush toward the van with Cassandra in tow. The father of the family is terrified and pushes his two young children into the van. "Get the fuck out of my way, motherfucker!" you shout. He rushes at you.
"Don't come near my kids!"
You pull the trigger, hitting him in the chest and knocking him to the floor. He looks up at you, wheezing, blood pouring from the wound. You hit his wife in the face with your pistol and then close the door on the children.
"Get in the fucking passenger seat!" you yell to Cassandra. She complies. You jump in the driver seat. You look behind you at the terrified children.
A. Drive south towards the border.
B. Drive towards the commercial airstrip.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:26:15 No.306988519
>>306988356
It's an action story now!
>>306988486
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:26:20 No.306988538
>>306988486
AAAAA
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:26:24 No.306988542
>>306988411
OMG this is exactly how Daddy Day Care started!!!!!!1!!1
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:26:40 No.306988573
>>306988411
WE NEED TO LERN SHOOT GUN
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:26:50 No.306988591
>>306988519
YOU FUCKING FUCK
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:04 No.306988616
B
Let's get this shit over with....
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:26 No.306988656
>>306988411
rape victims and hostages?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:27 No.306988657
>>306988519
YOU GODDAMN DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:31 No.306988670
File1296815251.jpg-(11 KB, 356x275, hmmmmm.jpg)
>>306988519
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:45 No.306988683
>>306988519
this_is_why_we_cant_have_nice_things.jpg
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:45 No.306988684
>>306988486
just as a nod and wink to the other stories, have the protagonist drop trou and grind on the dad's face
because FREE ORAL FROM A BLEEDING PERSON AMIRITE??
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:27:56 No.306988706
>>306988519
WE CANT STEAL A FUCKING PLANE THERE
>> wut !VkmwR7Prpc 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:15 No.306988737
a
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:28 No.306988764
You hit the gas, heading for the commercial airstrip which is at the other end of the airport. You pull out back onto the main road out of the airport and hit the gas. Cop cars are streaming towards the airport with their sirens on, but none of them have any idea that you are in the van. You look over at Cassandra. She is shaking, with tears pouring down her face.
"Don't worry, babe. I got this shit," you tell her.
You manage to make it to the commercial airstrip without seeing any other cops.
A. Try to sneak onto a plane.
B. Get onto a commercial plane and force the pilot to fly you out of there.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:42 No.306988788
File1296815322.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, imag.jpg)
>>306988764
B
captcha: preventing ohro
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:48 No.306988799
A do it
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:49 No.306988802
AAAAAA
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:28:53 No.306988807
A Mothefucker
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:07 No.306988832
just 3 more 4chan archive requests needed for 306974666 /b/tardz
make it so!!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:18 No.306988856
>>306988764
A.
I don't even care anymore. We're fucked.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:25 No.306988873
>>306988788
KJFHAKLFHDFJFKSDFLHDFKLHDFKJLSHFKJ!!!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:29 No.306988885
>>306988542
i lol'd
now i wana watch that movie lol
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:46 No.306988918
B.
A is amusingly retarded, you think a random 20-year-old mall worker or emo bitch can fly a fucking plane?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:48 No.306988923
>>306988788
Why are you so determined to get us killed?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:29:54 No.306988934
File1296815394.jpg-(84 KB, 596x394, impossibru.jpg)
>>306988788
>>306988788
YOU NIGGER
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:05 No.306988949
You see a few planes sitting outside of the hangers with their stairs down. You go for what looks to be a private jet. You pull the van up right beside the jet. You look at the kids behind you.
A. Have them get in the plane with you.
B. Tell them to get the fuck out and run. You're not a kid killer.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:10 No.306988959
I request an Archive
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:32 No.306988996
File1296815432.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, imag.jpg)
>>306988949
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:32 No.306988997
>>306988918
maybe they could get into the cargo area of something that is leaving?
(nonpressurized cargo areas aside)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:36 No.306989000
>>306988764
Shots fired, 3 cops down and several civilians injured - airport doesnt close down
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:36 No.306989002
>>306988949
B
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:42 No.306989012
>>306988949
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:42 No.306989013
BBBBBBB
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:30:44 No.306989018
b
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:31:05 No.306989066
B please, I'm fucking begging you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:31:25 No.306989111
>>306988996
You are a terrible person and I hate you.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:31:27 No.306989117
>>306988996
Oh yeah, meant to say that my captcha was ACURO POWER! Sounds like an attack from an anime.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:31:33 No.306989128
!ekCLt8heg6 confirmed current for most hated trip
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:31:52 No.306989161
>>306989066
lol why?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:32:16 No.306989208
>>306989000
yeah i bet they get on the plane and "sorry, no one's being cleared for take-off" O SHI
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:32:38 No.306989254
File1296815558.jpg-(180 KB, 792x626, wacky_johnny.jpg)
>>306989128
YOU'RE WACKY
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:32:59 No.306989299
>>306989161
some people would like there to be some chance that protagonist survives, hmm?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:07 No.306989321
"Get out of the fucking van!" you shriek at the kids. Cassandra looks at you in amazement. You all get out of the car. "Get up the fucking stairs!" you tell them. It is a boy and a girl, and they are only eight or nine years old.
The two of them rush up the stairs, and you follow them to the top. You see the co-pilot emerging from the cockpit. "What the-"
You hit him in the face with your pistol and he falls to the ground. "It's my fucking plane now, assholes!" you shout.
You step into the cockpit with the pilot and sit down beside him. You point the gun at him. "Time to fucking fly, asshole," you say to him.
"But... what the hell is going on? We're not ready yet?"
A. Tell him if he doesn't fly a kid dies.
B. Tell him if he doesn't fly you will shoot him.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:21 No.306989347
>>306989321
A
Also, check for dubss.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:22 No.306989350
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:27 No.306989355
a!!!
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:35 No.306989373
AAAAA
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:37 No.306989377
>>306984020
That's where I live
I did not read the Sunday Crime Trilogy. Where can I find it?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:42 No.306989390
Okay, a private jet.
We can still salvage this, guys, we can still survive.
BUT YOU STOP FUCKING US FIRST, TRIPFAG
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:44 No.306989398
Can we have this be more than one person helping with the choices instead of a potentially great storyteller being hogged by a maniac?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:33:44 No.306989400
A
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:34:01 No.306989438
>>306989347
Nope. better luck next time.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:35:26 No.306989607
>>306989347
Finally a good choice, can't fly a plane with a dead pilot and unconscious co-pilot
>> imthebest' !!bqWB0CwJFMo 02/04/11(Fri)05:35:36 No.306989626
>>306989438
fuck you nigger! you fucking fucked this shit up too many times
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:35:37 No.306989628
"If you don't fly this fucking plane out of here, I'm going to kill one of those kids," you say to him calmly. He looks back at the two children, who are standing there, tears pouring down their eyes beside Cassandra.
"Alright, alright," he responds. He turns on the radio. "Tower, this is AC1792 requesting clearance for immediate takeoff."
"AC1792 this is Tower. All planes are grounded right now for security reasons."
"Roger out."
He looks at you. "Now what?"
A. "Fly anyway, asshole!"
B. Get out of the plane.
>> Anonymous ¬ 02/04/11(Fri)05:35:54No.306989662
File1296815754.png-(197 KB, 1440x900, asd.png)
ANON uses SEVEN PROXIES!
It's Super Effective!
Thread has been archived.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:35:56 No.306989665
request that OP ignore the excessively speedy, excessively poor-choosing !ekCLt8heg6 tripfag :(
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:36:01 No.306989682
File1296815761.jpg-(144 KB, 945x758, ronjack.jpg)
>>306989438
I WILL CAUSE YOU GREVIOUS BODILY INJURY.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:36:04 No.306989690
A
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:36:05 No.306989693
I don't care.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:36:30 No.306989748
>>306989628
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:07 No.306989818
>>306989748
Sweet fucking JESUS, thank you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:13 No.306989832
>>306989628
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:18 No.306989846
>>306989628
A, grounded planes = no traffic, get him to act as if it's unctontrolled airspace (address traffic) also make sure he doesn't squawk 7500 (hijack code) on his transponder
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:27 No.306989865
>>306989628
A
in for a penny, in for a pound, at this point
>> Autonomous !BurkejXzKs 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:36 No.306989879
File1296815856.jpg-(22 KB, 409x344, Picture0155.jpg)
This is some fuckin lulzy mayhem.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:37:59 No.306989930
>>306989818
>>306989748
Really guys? I was going to get out.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:38:53 No.306990030
He looks at the children and then turns back. "Tower, this is AC," he begins. You hit him in the face. "Don't fucking tell them!" you shriek.
"If I don't tell them we could run into a landing plane," he says to you.
"I don't fucking care," you say to him. He looks back at the kids.
"This is Tower. AC1792 we did not read your last message." Nothing. "AC1792?"
They continue trying to call you. He hits the throttle and begins driving forward onto the runway. You can hear sirens behind you. Someone must have figured out what is going on.
You look out the left window and see cop cars streaming down the runway towards you.
A. "Get flying, asshole!"
B. Get out and run.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:39:10 No.306990061
>>306989930
Yes, really. We want a good fucking story, not some douchebag tripfag fucking the whole thing up.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:39:17 No.306990077
>>306990030
B
>> Anonymous - 02/04/11(Fri)05:39:22No.306990089
>>306990030
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:39:48 No.306990138
>>306990030
aaaaa
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:39:50 No.306990143
>>306990077
I hate you so much.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:40:17 No.306990199
>>306990030
A
dammit stop offering for us to get out and run, just giving tripfuck more chances to fuck us
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:40:39 No.306990246
OP ignore the tripfag, he's ruining a good story with endless shit decisions.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:40:40 No.306990248
I'd like to take away my request for an archive.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:40:57 No.306990278
Please A. Tripfag is an idiot.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:08 No.306990305
>>306990248
me too
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:19 No.306990330
>>306990199
actually yeah, im more pissed at op about that one, he knows we want to take off but kept giving retarded choices
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:25 No.306990340
>>306990246
Please, PLEASE do this OP.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:25 No.306990342
There is no way you are going to escape now. Even if you get in the air the authorities will find some way to track you and shoot you down. You tell the pilot to stop and grab the young boy by the hand and rush down the stairs. Cassandra follows, holding the girl's hand.
You are crying as you look at Cassandra, and she is crying as well. The cops pour out of their vehicles and train their weapons on you.
A. "If you don't let us go, I will shoot this boy."
B. "I will surrender if you let Cassandra go. It wasn't her fault!"
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:35 No.306990358
OP, I humbly request that you ignore the tripfag's choice.
He's enjoying himself at the expense of everyone else's fun.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:45 No.306990372
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
FUCK YOU, FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
FUCK YOUR FAMILY
FUCK YOUR FRIENDS
FUCK YOUR PARTNER AND POTENTIAL PARTNERS
FUCK YOUR RELIGION
FUCK YOUR WAY OF LIFE
FUCK YOUR ETHNICITY
FUCK YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR
FUCK YOUR LIFE
FUCK YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE (if you so have one)
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:50 No.306990380
>>306990143
I told you I was going to get out.
>>306990342
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:54 No.306990388
>>306990077
you just fucked up bigtime...
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:41:59 No.306990403
>>306990077
this is a crappy way to treat OP's skills
just sayin'
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:42:02 No.306990410
>>306990342
Bbbbbbb
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:42:05 No.306990417
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:42:08 No.306990424
>>306990342
B
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:42:09 No.306990428
File1296816129.png-(114 KB, 254x348, moot_coolface.png)
>mfw tripfag is actually OP
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:42:28 No.306990449
At first I thought it was funny that he was fuckin us over that last choice about getting out and running was absolute shit.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:43:12 No.306990521
File1296816192.jpg-(8 KB, 175x132, R.jpg)
Tripfag
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:43:40 No.306990572
i can see why this will be the last story for a while
fuckers trying to get the protagonist killed :P
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:43:41 No.306990574
File1296816221.png-(12 KB, 446x412, PLFrontier-1.png)
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>>306990077
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:43:42 No.306990576
>>306990428
been thinking that for a while, some men just want to watch the world burn
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:14 No.306990631
You call out to them, "I will surrender if you let Cassandra go!"
Cassandra looks at you. "No! I love you," she says to you, tears streaming down her face.
"Both of you just put down your guns," the men say to you.
Cassandra looks at you and shakes her head. "No, they can't do this," she says.
You look at the men. "Promise me she'll be safe if I put down my weapon."
"Just put it down, she'll be fine," they respond.
A. Put down your weapon.
B. Refuse to put down the weapon unless they promise you.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:26 No.306990664
>>306990572
Not fuckers.
Fucker.
Just the one tripfag.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:37 No.306990689
>>306990077
another story with great potential cut short by a tripfag
gtfo of our internetz
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:44 No.306990705
>>306990576
if that's the case there's not much we can do
so i am going to hope it's not and RAGE ABOUT IT
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:45 No.306990706
>>306990631
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:52 No.306990724
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:44:53 No.306990728
>>306990631
A
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:45:20 No.306990778
>>306990428
No if you look at the post times it would have been flood caught sometimes.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:45:22 No.306990782
OP, thanks for writing a kick-ass action movie.
(No Choice)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:45:36 No.306990804
>>306990631
A
might as well finish it off
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:45:39 No.306990812
>>306990728
>>306990724
>>306990706
Good work on the not dying front lads
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:46:16 No.306990891
>>306990778
Could be proxying.
It's possible to post almost simultaneously.
I doubt it, though.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:46:17 No.306990894
>>306990782
words cant describe how much of a cockel you are
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:46:25 No.306990909
>>306990812
it beats starting fucking shooting that way at least
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:46:40 No.306990934
>mfw you all get shot because you can't negotiate.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:46:50 No.306990951
>>306990428
Why would OP fuck up his own story, he's good enough to not need to
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:47:09 No.306990995
You begin to put your weapon down slowly, letting go of the boy as you do.
The men motion to Cassandra to put down her weapon as well. "Please Cassandra, baby, just put down your weapon," you say to her. She looks at you, tears running down her face. "But I fucking love you!"
A. Walk over and take the gun from her hand and put it on the ground.
B. Walk towards the police officers to surrender.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:47:09 No.306990997
>>306990934
Oh, and you could?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:47:09 No.306990999
>306990778
Not if you're proxied.
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Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:51:44 No.306991511
The conclusion:
You walk over to the cops and drop to your knees in front of them. Immediately one of them walks forward and kicks you in the face. Suddenly three other cops are around you, kicking and beating on you while the others keep their weapons trained on Cassandra.
"Nooooooo!" she screams. She begins shooting, her rounds flying wildly. The cops' shots do not. You turn back to see her hit with round after round, blood pouring from her t-shirt as she flies back to hit the ground.
You scream and try to grab at the weapons of the cops around you. You see a barrel in front of your face and you try to grab at it. Then. Nothing.
The End
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:52:38 No.306991619
Bumping so that people can see the end because the other thread 404'd.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:52:58 No.306991655
And this is why we can't have good things...
Thanks OP, pity some retards ruined it
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:53:37 No.306991713
>>306991655
not some, ONE
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:53:49 No.306991735
>>306991511
Since when are cops so brutal?
Captcha
officer Catindit
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:53:50 No.306991741
>>306991511
FUCKING CALLED IT.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:06 No.306991765
Fucking. FUCK.
OP, do you have a template set up for each individual choice?
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:10 No.306991771
>>306991655
Once things are going fast I don't see a lot of the conversation that goes on in the threads, so I wasn't super sure what happened. I did see some bitching though.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:44 No.306991835
>>306991771
Tripfag fucked us. Every fucking time.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:46 No.306991838
The People request a new story!
Also make both options have a decent result, so LOL RANDUM XD trolls can't ruin it
>> Anonymoose 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:46 No.306991839
:( Q also
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:54:47 No.306991842
>>306991765
No, I am writing it on the spot. How the fuck could I have a template for each choice? Someone wrote-in New York at some point and I accepted it.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:55:09 No.306991877
So are you the actual OP of that other thread?
I've been refreshing every ten seconds since the thread 404'd.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:55:13 No.306991885
>>306991741
>>306991741
>>306991741
Bitching about this fag.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:55:47 No.306991946
>>306991877
Yeah I am. I think my writing style is similar enough to my own writing style to prove it :)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:55:47 No.306991947
>>306991842
Sorry for picking New York, guys.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:56:01 No.306991970
>>306991741
moar like fucking forced it like a milhouse meme. jerk
>> Anonymoose 02/04/11(Fri)05:56:27 No.306992018
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Mfw I was archive
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:56:31 No.306992021
>>306991947
Honestly, flights to Alberta are every half hour or so out of Vancouver airport and they would not have needed passports.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:56:50 No.306992055
>>306991741
more like fucking CAUSED it
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:57:00 No.306992075
>>306991947
New York was a great choice.
Tripfag fucking us ruined the fuck out of it though.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:57:05 No.306992084
>>306991735
i think cops may get crazy when you are a cop-killer. especially in stories
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)05:57:14 No.306992094
>>306991771
They chose to wait at the counter. This caused a shitstorm about being a kidnapper. Grabbed the cop's gun and shot him and another. Ran to the front of the airport and stole a family van which was then driven onto the tarmac and everyone loaded onto a private jet. Threatened the pilot with a kid's murder if he didn't fly. Chose not to murder and instead got off and then surrendered and died. WE COULD HAVE FLOWN TO FUCKING COSTA RICA THOUGH.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:57:42 No.306992150
The problem, OP, was this guy: >>306991741
He was constantly making shitty decisions on purpose (and he wasn't pretending he was trying to do anything but irritate us).
Regardless of his enormous faggotry, thank you, OP. You made my night. Fantastic, entertaining writing, and you didn't railroad us into anything.
You're a pretty okay guy.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:58:09 No.306992190
>>306992084
Agreed. You killed two cops and shot another. What did you expect them to do?
This happened in another story, actually. We ended with almost the exact same plane scene, except in that one the main character surrendered.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:58:30 No.306992232
>>306992021
yeah trying to leave the country was kinda d-u-m
even though i must admit i was really tempted to go with VEGAS BABY
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:59:44 No.306992361
>>306992150
Yeah, this was a completely random one. There was no necessity for violence or forced sex if no one chose it. As opposed to the Sunday Crime Trilogy, where of course all of that was going to happen no matter what (at least once I realized that I was writing a Crime Trilogy. At the outset none of that was necessary)
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)05:59:54 No.306992382
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Thx for the adventure OP <3
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)06:00:06 No.306992401
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>>306992150
And what type of story were you looking for? I found this to be fucking exciting as hell.
Do you want me to write you a short narrative? It might not be as quick and quality as OP's but I guarantee it'll be good to hear.
>> Anonymoose 02/04/11(Fri)06:00:13 No.306992411
>>306992232
Fuck Vegas, choose c antartica
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:00:27 No.306992437
>>306992150
it's a shame tnat !ekCLt8heg6 didn't want a story instead of a blood splatter. OP writes some amazing shit when given the chance
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:00:57 No.306992492
>>306992382
No problem.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:01:22 No.306992547
Well anyway, new york guy here,
followed and influenced three of your stories, read all the others and I must say that you are fucking awesome.
Write a book, or a movie script.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:01:23 No.306992551
>>306992401
is THAT why you fucked it up? just gtfo already
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:01:25 No.306992553
>>306992361
Oh, that reminds me, I need to go check the archive for those threads.
Think you're going to do any more of these?
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)06:02:31 No.306992672
>>306992551
Is what why? Because it was interesting? Yeah.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:02:33 No.306992678
>>306992547
That would take a lot of time and effort. And would require me to believe it was a worthwhile commercial enterprise. I think it's unlikely I would make a lot of money off of doing that, and I make a ton of money at my job. This is fun though, heh.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:03:10 No.306992755
>>306992672
OP goes to the effort of trying to give us a story that isn't full of facials and blamblam, and you have to turn it into that anyway. awesome.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:03:46 No.306992820
>>306992553
Probably. Not right away though. That was four in four nights. Only did it because I was on vacation. It's a tough slog, you know?
To be honest, I think I felt most sad at the end of the Sarah and Chris story. That was fucking brutal, because everyone REALLY loved Chris, and he was such a fucking good guy.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:03:46 No.306992821
>>306992678
Also, it's sad that I have school next week. It's one PM right now and I won't be able to follow your upcoming stories. Anyways, good luck, man.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)06:04:29 No.306992909
>>306992755
Didn't want sex. I wanted a Michael Bay movie.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:04:49 No.306992944
>>306992672
This wasn't a collaborative thing, though, as it should have been. This was "some dick is being a dick and forcing the story how HE wants it."
Fuck off.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:05:46 No.306993060
6am right now. Class in 3 hours, and been up since 5 yesterday.
/likeaboss
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:06:01 No.306993086
>>306992672
Sounds interesting. I'm going to go check it out.
I hope I get to participate in one of your threads again.
Peace.
>> !ekCLt8heg6 02/04/11(Fri)06:07:16 No.306993231
>>306992944
And y'all picked the same DULL MONOTONOUS CHOICES.
This would have turned into a slice-of-life minus the life.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:08:00 No.306993319
>>306992909
then go off and write a fucking michael bay narrative already. maybe even make it a choose your own adventure and see how far you get
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:08:15 No.306993354
>>306993231
You're an idiot. The direction of the story is completely besides the point. Read his post again.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:08:37 No.306993400
OP, please don't stop writing for us. this is the best thing that's been on /b/ for years.
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:09:29 No.306993488
Alright, here is everything that is in the archive by me so far.
306740975 The Cop - Part Three of the Sunday Crime Trilogy
306528334 Continuation of Yuki's story
306502883 Yuki's Story (Part One) - Part Two of the Sunday Crime Trilogy
306296126 Nadir's the Boss (Part Two)
306278660 Nadir's the Boss (Part One) - Part One of the Sunday Crime Trilogy
305086031 Chris and Sarah
298294384 Choose your own adventure - Part 2
298272508 Choose your own (fucking and murderous) adventure
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:09:58 No.306993536
>>306993231
no, fuck you, you don't get to criticize. you insisted on grabbing for the wheel every time on this story and now OP's shot his wad for the night (and possibly for some time in the future) and we've got another dead protagonist. goddammit
>> Anonymous 02/04/11(Fri)06:10:01 No.306993542
>>306993400
Thanks dude :)
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