The Stories of OP

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Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:45:43 No.308209538

In this thread you will choose your own story adventure. And yes, there will be zombies. You will choose "A" or "B" from the options provided, and I will write the next section.

You wake up in the morning and slide yourself out of bed. You take a look in the mirror and see:

A. A beautiful 17 year old girl with a fit body and long, brown hair.

B. A strong, mid-twenties white guy. You appear relatively fit, as if you go to the gym consistently, but not excessively.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:46:30 No.308209612

dubs win.

ill take /b/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:46:31 No.308209616

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:46:41 No.308209633

C: A faggot that calls himself OP

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:47:15 No.308209686

>>308209633

*facepalm*

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:47:50 No.308209746

Hey OP, are you the same guy that did the one with Chris in it? You know, police standoff, lesbians, /b/orn to be wild t-shirt.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:48:51 No.308209835

>>308209633

He didn't.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:49:18 No.308209872

You walk over to your closet and grab some clothes out. You pull on some jeans and a t-shirt that has "/b/astard" emblazoned on the front in large white letters on a black background.

You head downstairs and grab yourself a coffee and then head out into your garage. You get into your pickup truck and hit the button on your garage door. You pull out into the street.

A. Head for work downtown at the office.

B. Head for work over at the mall (you manage a retail store).

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:50:10 No.308209963

>>308209746

That is me. storiesofop.blogspot.com

Someone asked if I could post my stories. I have some of them up. Still gotta post the rest of them.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:51:08 No.308210066

>>308209872

Malls are overused

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:51:32 No.308210094

>>308210066

i agree, we go to the mall

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:53:05 No.308210220

It's about 0530 when you depart for work, and so the Highway is still relatively clear as you make your way downtown. There are only a few cars competing with you on the highway, and the streets seem relatively calm.

You arrive downtown at your office and pull into your normal parking spot.

A. Head upstairs to start the day.

B. Head on over to Starbucks to grab yourself a drink.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:53:13 No.308210233

>>308209963

Oh awesome. I'm the guy who asked you in that thread if I could try it out sometime. I have a few times, mostly successfully, although it pretty much always ends up in a police standoff due to /b/'s nature. I always gave you props for having the idea first. Anyway, just wanted to thank you for being one of the few people on /b/ doing genuinely creative things. Take it easy.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:53:46 No.308210291

>>308210233

You ever get any of them archived? Send thread links!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:54:01 No.308210322

>>308210220

starbucks is overpriced, go start the day

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:54:45 No.308210395

>>308210322

I know what you mean, but you still have to pick "A" or "B". Sorry dude.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:55:37 No.308210492

>>308210395

a then, jeez

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:57:19 No.308210665

You get out of your vehicle and head up to the office. No one else is in yet. Not surprising. When you own the company you have slightly more incentive to work than everyone else.

You settle into your seat and begin working. Around 0800 your secretary arrives and greets you. "Good morning sir," she says with a smile, as she does every day.

You smile back at her. She's beautiful, and that's why you hired her. She's young, about 22, and just fresh out of university. She's more of an executive assistant, and today she is wearing a short black skirt and a cream coloured blouse.

A. Ask her to come into your office.

B. Keep working until the rest of your staff arrive.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:58:52 No.308210810

>>308210665

how about smash her face in and rape her?

naw just B

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)09:59:25 No.308210879

"A" Gogog! :D

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:01:11 No.308211050

You keep working, waiting for the rest of your staff to arrive. Around 0900, you step outside and take a look around the office. You look over at Stephanie. "Umm, Steph, why don't I see anyone else in the office?"

She looks up at you, "I'm not sure, sir. I don't think anyone thought it was a holiday," she says with a smile. Not the brightest girl in the world.

You walk over to the window and look down into the street below. Something seems off. You are about thirty stories up, but you can see that something is definitely wrong. You see people running here and there across the street, and cars are speeding by. As you watch, a vehicle strikes a pedestrian, sending them flying off onto the sidewalk. The pedestrian immediately stands and goes running after the vehicle at high speed.

A. Grab Stephanie and head down for your truck.

B. Phone the police.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:01:48 No.308211133

"A" GO!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:02:15 No.308211181

>>308211133

i agree, but i dont want to carry a retarded girl with me

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:03:09 No.308211280

>>308211181

She can be traded for something useful. we dont have a gun yet.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:03:10 No.308211282

You grab Stephanie by the arm and drag her out of her desk. "It's time to fucking go!"

"What is going on?" she asks you, becoming scared by your tone.

"I have no fucking idea, but we are not waiting to find out," you respond.

You rush out of the lobby of your office. The power is still on. You are on the thirtieth floor. You look at the stairs and then at the elevator.

A. Take the stairs. More room to maneuver if something happens.

B. Take the elevator. You need to get out of there FAST.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:03:59 No.308211351

>>308211181

Who are you going to fuck at some point if you don't have a girl with you?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:04:08 No.308211369

>>308211282

elevator. obviously

BECAUSE THERES DEFINATELY NO ZOMBIES IN THERE

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:04:58 No.308211443

/b/ ofc

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:05:46 No.308211519

>>308211351

that gun im getting

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:06:39 No.308211604

You hit the button on the elevator. Within a few moments, one arrives at your floor. The door opens with a ding and you step inside. You hit the button for P2 and then the close door button. The elevator starts moving and you look over at Steph. She looks absolutely terrified.

Elevator music begins playing. It sounds fairly cute, and then you realize that it is actually playing a muzak version of "When the Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash.

The door opens at the 15th floor. There are two men standing outside and they quickly jump into the elevator. "Do you know what the fuck is going on?" they ask you.

"No idea," you respond.

They go to hit the elevator button for the lobby.

A. Stop them.

B. Up to them. Free country.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:08:02 No.308211752

>>308211604

ha, i wanna be a sadistic fuck, and let them rot in the zombies out there

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:08:14 No.308211779

>>308211604

A bitch

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:08:19 No.308211784

"A" We need "gunfodder"

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:10:11 No.308211965

You grab the man's hand as he goes for the Lobby button. "Dude, you are not going to the fucking Lobby. You are coming with me."

The guy looks at you, first angry, and then his face calms. "You got a vehicle, buddy?"

"Yeah," you respond.

He shrugs. "Alright then. My name is Jason and this guy over here is Sam."

"Pleased to meet you. This is Steph." She smiles at them, and then the door opens to P2. You step out of the elevator and look around. Your pickup truck (with two bucket seats in the back) is over to the right. To your left you can see a few figures in the dark.

A. Go see if the figures in the dark want to come with you. You have more room in the back.

B. Head for the pickup truck.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:10:22 No.308211983

f5f5f5f5

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:10:53 No.308212037

>>308211965

/b/ plox

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:11:16 No.308212077

A, obviously

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:11:35 No.308212104

/b/ Those guys are obviously zombies.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:11:39 No.308212111

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:11:56 No.308212134

caaaaancerr

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:12:04 No.308212151

>>308211965

WHY DO YOU MAKE THE WRONG CHOICES THE RIGHT ONES?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:12:32 No.308212203

>>308212111

nice trips

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:13:03 No.308212248

>>308212151

To make the story go as he want it to while still making us think we decide.

>>308211965

Continue

>> Rook 02/09/11(Wed)10:13:19 No.308212282

I wanna be the black comic relief that dies heroically saving a puppy!!!

I mean if Bobby Downtown Jr. can do it so can i???

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:13:29 No.308212294

You point over at the pickup truck and begin walking over to it. The figures in the dark notice your movement and you can see them look over at you. They begin walking over towards you slowly at first, and you still cannot make out their shapes in the dark. Steph grabs your hand tightly.

A light flickers and you catch a glimpse of blood on the first figures face. "RUN!" you shout, and the four of you take off towards the pickup.

The two figures begin sprinting towards you, running at full speed. You hear a loud "GRAAAAAAH," from behind you, and Steph shrieks.

When you are almost at the vehicle you hear one Sam go down behind you and you look back to see one of the figures has latched onto his leg and pulled him down.

You reach the truck.

A. Grab your axe from the back of the truck and go back to free Sam.

B. Get in the fucking vehicle. It's time to go.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:14:02 No.308212350

>>308212294

free sam duh

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:14:10 No.308212363

>>308212294

fuck him. /b/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:14:15 No.308212372

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:14:37 No.308212412

>>308212248

Everything is always up to you. I never decide shit, and I don't push people towards shit either. That was confirmed in the last story where crazy lesbian main character got herself and Cassandra killed by being a lunatic at the airport.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:15:25 No.308212487

>>308212350

fuck you, sir.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:16:03 No.308212543

>>308212412

I'm not complaining, and I like the story writing, I was just trying to give an answer to his question :)

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:16:46 No.308212603

>>308212487

i wanna lose THE GAME

duh

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:17:13 No.308212650

You rush back towards the two figures. The first one lunges at you and you dodge, then hit him in the face with the axe. His skull splits from the force of the swing. The eyes of the maniac look up at you, dull and unthinking, as the body drops to the ground.

You free your axe and move on to the second one. It is clawing at Sam's fat leg, and he is desperately trying to kick it off. You swing your axe again, coming down with massive force on the back of the man's neck. His neck splits from his head with a loud cracking sounds and his body goes limp.

Sam tries to stand but cannot, as he has bite and scratch marks all over his leg. "Get me in the back of the truck," he says to you.

A. Throw him in the back of the truck.

B. Leave him.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:17:17 No.308212656

B for sure

captcha: Thoreau's Anial

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:17:37 No.308212690

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:18:34 No.308212792

Also, MarbleHornets' new entry since I don't know where to put it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaR4NbfyzAc&feature=feedu

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:19:01 No.308212845

>>308212650

B NO FUCKING WAY THAT INFECTED ASSHOLE IS COMING

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:19:41 No.308212914

"Sam, I think you would just slow us down." Jason, a younger guy, looks at you with amazement. "Are you fucking shitting me?" he shouts at you. "We're not fucking leaving him behind.

You look over at Jason and brandish your axe. "Your choice, boy. Your fat fuck friend over there, or your life. What's it going to be?"

Jason looks over at Sam, who is crying on the ground, and then looks back at you. "Alright, we're getting in the fucking truck." Sam looks at you with pleading eyes. "Don't fucking leave me here!" he shouts as you get into the truck.

You get into your truck, Jason getting in the back, and turn on some tunes. Time for some Highway to Hell.

You back up and head out of the parking lot, leaving Sam struggling to crawl away in your rearview mirror.

A. Get out of the parking lot and try to get out of the city.

B. Get out of the parking lot and head for the nearest police station.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:19:55 No.308212940

>>308212914

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:19:59 No.308212946

>>308212845

hear hear

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:20:14 No.308212974

>>308209538

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:20:38 No.308213018

>>308212974

You're kinda slow

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:20:43 No.308213029

>>308212914

B we need guns

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:21:34 No.308213106

I'm betting my life that there's a horde of zombies in that police station. make it A

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:22:14 No.308213159

sam is going to turn to a zombie in the back of the trunck and kill us all anyway

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:22:25 No.308213172

>>308212914

FUCK YOU JASON, HE'S NOT COMING NOW STFU

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:22:28 No.308213175

You pull out of the parking lot. The street is filled with figures running randomly throughout the road, with civilians running away from them. You hear gunshots to your left and see a police officer shooting at one of the mad figures as it rushes towards him. The figure seems to shrug off the bullets and launch onto the cop, bringing him to the ground.

Jason mutters from the back, "Fucking zombies, man..."

You look back at him. "Don't say that shit. We have no idea what's going on." But the idea has stuck in your mind. Fucking zombies.

As soon as you pull into the street three zombies rush towards your vehicle.

A. Try to avoid them and head for the nearest onramp.

B. Fuck this shit. Plow through them and head for the nearest onramp.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:22:44 No.308213203

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:22:46 No.308213205

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:23:12 No.308213250

I say A

You can always do a zombie land and scam a gun and kick ass vehicle from someone later

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:23:41 No.308213297

>>308213175

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:23:54 No.308213314

>>308213175

B, time to start fuckin' shit up.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:24:04 No.308213328

I want zombie blood. B

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:25:27 No.308213474

A they can fuck up the truck

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:25:42 No.308213502

"Fuck you, assholes!" you shout and drive straight towards the three zombies. Your vehicle picks up speed and then plows straight into the first one. It bounces off your bumper and falls to the side, but you slowly slightly. You smash into the second two zombies and they go down and under your vehicle and you shout, "Fuck yeah! Die motherfuckers!"

You turn left and beginning driving for the nearest onramp, which is only a few blocks away. There are still a few vehicles on the road, and they go speeding by trying to avoid the zombies. A Corolla smashes into a zombie and goes spinning out of control and into the street. As the driver gets out, stunned, he is swarmed by at least three zombies and torn to the ground.

You make it to the onramp, but you feel your truck beginning to slow. It sounds like something is stuck in one of the wheel-wells.

A. Stop and try to get whatever it is out.

B. Keep going and just drive slower.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:28:15 No.308213824

>>308213765

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:29:08 No.308213929

Fuck the dubs.

I'll go for A.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:29:13 No.308213946

>>308213824

lol awesome

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:29:26 No.308213978

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:30:02 No.308214066

MOAR QUICKER RESPONSES OP

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:30:12 No.308214084

>>308213765

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:30:15 No.308214090

>>308213765

Fuck that shit. A.

Knock out Jason and leave him so the zombies will take him while you fix the car.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:30:40 No.308214134

>>308213765

no point looking for trouble

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:30:59 No.308214173

You take the axe in your hand and begin jogging down the street. The three zombies are engrossed in their feast and do not look up at you as your rush towards them. As you get within a few meters you let out a mad whoop and swing the axe at the skull of the first one. The zombie drops to the ground with a thud, and then the other two are up and looking at you.

One of them is a large black man, the other one a young white female, who begins shrieking at the top of her lungs. You swing the axe, striking her in the face and sending her to the ground. The black zombie lunges at you as you do it and grabs your arm. You grunt and swing your free hand to hit him in the face, sending him staggering back. You then brain him with the axe, dropping him to the ground. From the base of the onramp at least twenty zombies are now running towards you, attracted by the young bitch's screams.

You look back and see Jason freeing a dismembered leg from the wheel-well of the truck.

A. "Drive the truck over to me and pick me up."

B. Run back towards Jason and get in the driver's seat.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:32:07 No.308214305

>>308214173

B, run fast fucker

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:32:29 No.308214345

/b/. fucking bitches. ruins eveything, even zombie stories.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:32:39 No.308214363

B, i wanna be driving

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:32:48 No.308214372

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:32:56 No.308214389

>>308214173

bbb

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:33:12 No.308214409

lol epic story so far

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:34:25 No.308214539

i havnt been participating but i am reading so keep it up OP!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:34:37 No.308214571

"Get back in the fucking vehicle!" you shout at Jason as you sprint towards the truck. The zombies are running after you at full speed, and you are lugging the axe behind you.

They are within a few meters of you as you reach the truck and jump into the driver's seat. The vehicle is still running, and you hit the gas, peeling out and driving up the onramp. The zombies reach the truck and begin smashing at it, trying to stop it. One of them breaks a window and reaches in to grab Steph. Jason smashes the zombie's arm, and then with that you have broken free and you are on the highway.

There are vehicles strewn about the road and zombies roaming around.

A. Head for your house.

B. Forget your house. Head straight out towards the countryside.

C. Head for the nearest suburban police station near your house to see if you can find other survivors.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:35:03 No.308214618

>>308214571

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:35:09 No.308214626

>>308214173

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:35:10 No.308214629

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:36:00 No.308214707

>>308214571

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:36:35 No.308214774

it's unanimous. Make it B, OP

Also, somebody archive this shit.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:36:47 No.308214802

>>308214571

B AGAIN

fuck civilization

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:38:02 No.308214932

QUICKER QUICKER COPYPASTA COME ONNN

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:38:11 No.308214943

You look at your gas tank. You should be able to make a pretty good run out towards the countryside. You pick up speed and keep heading East. You manage to avoid a few wrecks here and there along the road. As you make it out of the downtown area and into the suburban region there are more vehicles at the side of the road in ditches and more zombies running through the highway.

You hear gunfire constantly as you drive. You hit the next button on your phone. It begins playing, "Wanted, Dead or Alive," by Bon Jovi.

As you reach the bridge East out of the city (the Port Mann), you see a massive accident up ahead. A semi truck has flipped and is covering both sides of the road. There are vehicles backed up a few hundred meters and zombies running among them and gunfire.

A. Get out and try to make it past the barricade.

B. Pull off and see if you can head for another bridge.

C. Pull off and head back towards your house.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:38:33 No.308214989

>>308214943

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:38:56 No.308215031

>>308214932

Not copypasta. I have to write this shit each time dude.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:39:36 No.308215106

fucking flood detector fucks things up here

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:39:56 No.308215134

>>308214943

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:40:04 No.308215150

>>308214943

B you drive a fucking truck

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:41:05 No.308215272

You pull off the first off-ramp and back into town. You are going to see if you can make it for another bridge. You head North, as you figure that this bridge is more likely to be free than the one to your South.

You pull onto the main street heading North, and there is carnage and wreckage everywhere. Immediately someone rushes up to your window, screaming for help, being chased by a zombie. You hit the gas, and the person falls behind your vehicle and then is caught.

As you drive through, there are a few places that you consider stopping to grab supplies.

A. Gun store.

B. Wal-Mart.

C. Forget it. Head for the Northern bridge as fast as you can. You have to make it out.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:41:26 No.308215312

Walmart has everything. B

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:42:03 No.308215380

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>>308215031

As you were my good man.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:42:06 No.308215385

>>308215312

Wal-Mart Canada dude. No guns. But Wal-Mart it is.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:42:21 No.308215411

>>308215272

C, gunstore has already been robbed dry and walmart is swarming with zombie niggers

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:09 No.308215498

>>308215385

Shovels, bats, crowbars, fireworks, even a bag of chips can always come in handy

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:15 No.308215516

C FUCKING C just go those places will be full of people!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:21 No.308215527

You pull into the Wal-Mart parking lot. There are not very many vehicles in the parking lot and there are a few zombies rushing around. You do not see any live civilians.

You look over at Jason and Steph.

A. "Stay in the car. I'll get what we need."

B. "You're coming with me. We need supplies to live and any weapons we can find in there."

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:22 No.308215534

Send the whore and the guy to get food and water and drive off.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:22 No.308215534

Send the whore and the guy to get food and water and drive off.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:54 No.308215615

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:43:57 No.308215619

make it B lmao.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:15 No.308215658

>>308215411

this. There will be no guns and wal mart will be full of zombies.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:15 No.308215659

>>308215527

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:21 No.308215668

>>308215272

C don't stop don't stop

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:32 No.308215687

don't fucking forget to bring the keys

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:49 No.308215729

cancer

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:44:51 No.308215735

>>308215527

C, get the fuck out of there as this is clearly a bad fucking idea.

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:45:07 No.308215770

Wal Mart. There's machetes up in that bitch.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:45:53 No.308215877

You grab Steph by the hand and pull her out of the vehicle behind you. She shrieks and begins crying. Forget begins crying, starts crying again, tears pouring down and mixing with her already smudged makeup.

Jason looks at you, shrugs, and gets out of the vehicle. One stoic motherfucker.

"Alright, we may as well just fucking run for it. First thing to do is get weapons. Then we go for the supplies," you say to them.

You begin to run through the parking lot towards the entrance. A zombie catches sight of you and wails. Suddenly there are at least four zombies rushing towards you.

A. Go straight for them and let Jason and Steph run for the Wal-Mart.

B. Keep running, fight off whoever you need to at the time.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:46:25 No.308215947

don't be a hero

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:46:27 No.308215952

well done wal mart is full of zombies. WELL DONE.

also B, we can give that bitch Steph to the zombies if we need to.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:46:27 No.308215954

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I choose, D, for Danger.

Here's why.

If a zombie apocalypse does happen, I'll not be one hiding the woods, or barricaded inside a building. I'm going to acquire a 1987 bronco, and proceed to rage out my remaining existence.

Here's my big 5 things to do.

-Steal an 87 Bronco

-Drive around until most people are dead (having fun)

-Rob a police station with a narcotics department

-Probably rob a couple other places, for goods

-Rage

I will explain by what I mean by "Rage"; I will want to set things on fire (buildings, cars, people, zombies), shoot zombies and people (why not), do insane amounts of drugs, drive at high speed, listen to very loud music, rape women (possibly a zombie too), and probably bunk out when needed in old hotels, repeat until dead or problem subsides.

I don't care what anyone thinks honestly, if it's the end of the world, then I'm going to get my rocks off; you are all welcome to join me, not that you'd want to run into me, if zombies where to occur.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:46:36 No.308215974

b fucking b

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:48:32 No.308216205

"Let's fucking run!" you shout at Steph and Jason, and you pick up speed, sprinting towards the entrance. A zombie blocks your way and you swing the axe wildly at it, hitting it in the chest and knocking it out of the way. No time for headshots.

The three of you bust through the entrance, the four zombies trailing behind you and screaming. You rush into the store and head for the hardware section. Another zombie blocks your way, this one wearing the clothing of a zombie greeter. Fucking senior citizen fucking zombie. You swing your axe again, catching it in the side of the head and dropping it to the ground.

You reach the hardware section and everyone goes for their weapon of choice.

A. Stick with the axe.

B. Machete.

C. Chainsaw. Chainsaw. Chainsaw!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:48:57 No.308216267

fucking C

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:49:51 No.308216363

>>308216205

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:50:10 No.308216411

C obviously. Or wait i that too heavy, no STILL C OP.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:50:31 No.308216455

A it's fucking worked so far.

If the chainsaw runs out of battery we're fucked.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:50:39 No.308216472

>>308216205

ARE YOU FUCKING KDDING ME? CCCCCCC

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:50:44 No.308216490

>>308216205

B more agile and doesn't need fuel plus chainsaws flood

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:51:07 No.308216523

TELL THE WHORE TO TAKE A MACHETE AND THE OTHER GUY TO TAKE A CHAINSAW...

A A FUCKING A

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:51:16 No.308216541

You throw down your axe and grab a chainsaw from the wall. Jason has grabbed an axe and Steph has grabbed a machete. Four zombies approach and you pull the cord on the chainsaw. Nothing happens. They don't load them with gas when they put them on the wall. The zombies are upon the three of you then, and Jason is out front fighting with his axe. You drop the chainsaw and go back for your own axe. Steph follows you, leaving Jason standing there on his own surrounded by the zombies. He manages to hit two of them in the head before he goes down.

You pickup your axe from the ground again and shake your head.

A. Try and get supplies. Don't let this be a wasted trip.

B. Try and save Jason.

C. Fuck this. This was a bad idea. Head back to the truck.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:51:18 No.308216546

>>308216455

He can always grab another weapon. He's in fucking walmart.

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:51:57 No.308216617

>>308216205

You can carry like, five machetes if you want and you can't dual wield chainsaws or axes.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:00 No.308216628

>>308216205

A big fucking framing hammer.

Blunt objects = less blood = less infection

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:15 No.308216657

B WE NEED HIM

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:39 No.308216706

C C C, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT WE CAN GET SUPPLIES AT A GAS STATION OR SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T INFECTED WITH FLESH EATING ZOMBIES.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:45 No.308216722

>>308216541

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:48 No.308216727

>>308216541

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:54 No.308216745

>>308216541

make it B

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:52:56 No.308216752

>>308216541

A. Grab like, ten machetes.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:53:24 No.308216804

someone fucking archive

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:53:29 No.308216819

You rush towards the zombies who have pulled Jason to the ground. You swing your axe at the first one, knocking him off of Jason and sending him reeling to the floor. The second one looks up at you, his mouth bloody with Jason's blood. You swing the axe, catching it in the face and sending it dropping to the ground.

"They fucking bit me!" Jason is screaming, holding onto his leg.

A. Put Jason out of his misery.

B. Leave Jason and get out of there with Steph.

C. Grab Jason and try to carry him to the truck.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:53:46 No.308216846

>>308216541

dude, c.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:53:48 No.308216851

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:53:55 No.308216863

>>308216541

c...get them later or eat acorns or some shit

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:13 No.308216903

>>308216819

A. Then grab some machetes.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:14 No.308216904

A the man's had enough

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:16 No.308216911

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:27 No.308216930

>>308216819

aaaaaaaaaaaaa it's what I'd want

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:28 No.308216933

>>308216819

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:31 No.308216935

>>308216819

Go get supplies. or B

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:48 No.308216964

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:54:56 No.308216984

B, leave him there. It will keep the zombies occupied?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:55:03 No.308216997

C? You fucking morons, zombie bites are INFECTIOUS, HE WILL TURN INTO A MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE AND FUCKING BITE OUR NIGGERED ASS

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:55:11 No.308217008

why would you want an infected man on your truck?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:55:33 No.308217059

>>308216819

b obvs

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56:09 No.308217135

>>308217008

before he turns you could throw him out to use as bait maybe?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56:11 No.308217139

>>308216819

/b/, leave him and take the whore.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56:26 No.308217163

"Jason, my man, we're going to get you out of here," you say to him. He looks up at you, "I'm fucked dude... I'm fucked! Why the fuck did you grab the chainsaw you fucking asshole?"

You grimace. That was a fucking stupid thing to do. You pull Jason up and have him lean on your shoulder. You look at Steph, with her makeup smudged face. "Alright, let's get the fuck out of here, babe."

You head for the exit. A zombie rushes out from behind the checkout counter, and Steph swings her machete at it's face. The zombie drops to the ground. Her first kill. You feel proud.

You get out to the parking lot. There are at least seven zombies out there now, milling around and shouting.

A. Get Jason to the back of the truck!

B. Fucking leave Jason. He's not going to make it.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56:30 No.308217171

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:56:36 No.308217177

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:08 No.308217230

>>308217171

FUCK YOU

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:10 No.308217235

>>308216455

>>If the chainsaw runs out of battery we're fucked.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BRAINDAMAGE CHILD ARE YOU?

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:22 No.308217261

>>308217163

B! Is that a joke question!?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:22 No.308217262

>>308217163

B YOU DIPSHITS, WE WILL ONLY HAVE TO KILL HIM LATER. UGH.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:24 No.308217267

He called me an idiot, he's got balls.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:29 No.308217277

>>308217163

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:57:43 No.308217306

>>308217163

/b/ ploxorz

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:58:47 No.308217427

>>308217171

you stupid cunt

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:58:51 No.308217437

>>308217267

and a bite from a zombie, retard. B.

Grab some more machetes and get the fuck out. Maybe some food too.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:59:11 No.308217481

"I'm not going to let you fucking die out here!" you say to Jason. You begin hauling Jason towards the truck. He hobbles, holding his axe at his side, while you pull him forward. The zombies catch sight of you, and one of them screams, alerting the others.

They rush towards you. You are still at least 20m from the truck by the time the first ones get to you. You let Jason stand on his leg and you swing your axe, catching the first one in the face. You look back to see Steph barely fighting one off with the machete and Jason trying to stay up while another one claws at his stomach.

A. Save Steph. Leave Jason.

B. Hit Jason in the back of the head with the axe as you go to save Steph. He will turn anyways.

C. Steph can take care of yourself. Help Jason.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:59:24 No.308217509

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:59:30 No.308217524

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)10:59:53 No.308217572

Dont listen to the retards, they choose chainsaw and killed him anyway.

/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/B/

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)10:59:55 No.308217576

>>308217481

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:00:03 No.308217597

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>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:00:37 No.308217654

>>308217481

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:00:38 No.308217657

>>308217481

can we have a 'kill yourself because these choices have got us in deep shit' option?

if not save Steph AND LEAVE THE BASTARD JASON.

>> Seditionem !!VScrrZUx5Qh 02/09/11(Wed)11:00:48 No.308217681

>>308217437

can I just point out, so far in the story we haven't seen anyone who has been attacked by a "Zombie" turn into one themselves.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:01:03 No.308217712

You swing again, hitting the zombie that is trying to get at Steph in the back of the head and dropping it to the ground. You grab Steph by the hand and pull her away from the melee and begin running towards the car. You see Jason being swarmed by the zombies behind you.

At least he had a use in the end. Better bait than nothing, you suppose.

You jump into the truck and peel out of the parking lot.

A. Head straight North for the bridge.

B. Try the gun store. May have better luck there.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:01:09 No.308217718

>>308217171

>>308216846

>>308216267

>>308216617

>The fucking reason we ALWAYS FUCKING DIE in these stories.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:01:17 No.308217740

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:01:27 No.308217758

/b/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:02:10 No.308217841

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:02:16 No.308217856

>>308217712

a, the gun shop will be empty and full of zombies.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:02:34 No.308217886

>>308217712

A.. There's gonna be no guns left

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:02:44 No.308217908

Proceed OP

this thread is the only thing keeping me awake right now

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:03:02 No.308217936

>>308217712

B. This is funneh. Maybe they'll have machetes.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:03:09 No.308217953

A, for once choose the right fucking option.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:03:09 No.308217954

>>308217712

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:03 No.308218053

AAAAAAA

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:03 No.308218054

Also, what fucking walmart sells machetes.

Is this fucking Rwanda?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:06 No.308218057

now b

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:06 No.308218058

A for fucks sake

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:09 No.308218067

>Retards thinking he chooses one, its the first one that gets "chosen"

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:16 No.308218082

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:04:33 No.308218125

You bash Jason in the back of the head and rush over to save Steph. You hit the first zombie square in the face, knocking him down. Steph finishes him with the machete. You passionately kiss her on the lips. You had always had feelings for her, since she started working in your company. Feelings in your penis.

You both exit the Wal Mart and head for the truck. There is a small figure in the front seat. It appears to be a small girl, dressed in a pink dress. She does not appear to be infected

A. Leave Steph, molest child

B. Kill child, its probably a zombie

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:05:07 No.308218193

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:05:08 No.308218194

>>308218028

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:05:25 No.308218229

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:05:53 No.308218281

>>308218125

A, then A some more

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:06:05 No.308218309

>>308218125

what the fuck, why are we getting involved with the whore NO ATTACHMENTS.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:06:14 No.308218329

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:06:23 No.308218347

B Please

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:06:37 No.308218376

Wait, one of them is fake!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:06:40 No.308218383

>>308218309

Not op, dickbrain

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:07:05 No.308218444

>>308218028

C. Roll on your back and spread your legs as you prepare to get gang rape by a hord of zombies. as your vision slowly fades away, you tell yourself, "atleast i died doing what i love." as millions and millions of zombies stick their dicks in you.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:07:08 No.308218450

You pull up behind the zombies and get out of the car. Steph looks at you. "What the fuck are you doing?" she screams. "We need guns and ammo to survive," you respond. "Now get the fuck out of the car. We need to get through here."

Steph shrieks and refuses. You step around the side of the pickup truck, open the door, and pull her out. You look up to see the guns of one of the men on the roof trained on you. "I'm fucking human, asshole!" you shout at him. He grins. "Alright buddy. Just fucking checking. I didn't think those fuckers drove trucks."

You rush toward the front of the gun store. The doors are barred and there are two zombies there. You take a swing at the first while Steph goes for the second. You manage to drop them, and then you grab the handle for the door. For a second you think they might not let you in, but then the door is unlatched and someone pulls you inside.

You look around to see three men, all heavily armed, eyeing you up. And looking at Steph as well.

A. "We just want some guns and ammo, then let us get the fuck out of here."

B. "Umm, anything we can do to help?"

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:07:30 No.308218491

>>308218125

Fake?

Last time I checked they where at the gun store?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:07:56 No.308218546

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:19 No.308218593

>>308218491

No shit fake dude.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:23 No.308218600

A..

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:31 No.308218616

Theese people will rape us..

>> Seditionem !!VScrrZUx5Qh 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:31 No.308218618

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:36 No.308218627

>>308218450

b it up

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:38 No.308218636

>>308218450

have steph ask for "really long ones"

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:45 No.308218653

I think OP should get a trip just in case some faggot tries to fake again.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:46 No.308218654

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:51 No.308218665

>>308218450

B. Earn guns.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:08:54 No.308218676

>>308218450

B, stick with the crazy gun men.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:09:56 No.308218807

>>308218450

START THE RESISTANCE JOHN CONNOR

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:10:38 No.308218907

You hold the axe cautiously in your hand as you tell them that all you want are the weapons. The men look at you. One of them spits onto the floor beside him. "I don't really know why I should give you any weapons here. Doesn't look to me like you have much to trade for it. Or do you want to trade, boy?"

He looks at you and then looks over at Steph. She grips her machete tightly and backs into you. You look at the three men who surround you. Two have rifles and the other one has a shotgun.

A. "We can either kill each other here over this woman, or you can let me get my fucking guns and be off, asshole."

B. "Alright. You can have a try at her in exchange for everything the two of us can carry."

C. "Fine. Keep her."

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:10:52 No.308218929

>>308218907

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:13 No.308218975

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:31 No.308219018

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>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:46 No.308219053

>>308218125

inb4 have a seat

>>308218125

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:48 No.308219056

B the fuck

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:53 No.308219067

>>308218907

a. whiiiite kniiiiight

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:55 No.308219070

>>308218929

don't you want somebody to bone? A

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:12:07 No.308219098

>>308218907

>>308218929

you asshole

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:12:20 No.308219132

>>308218907

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:11:55 No.308219070

>>308218929

don't you want somebody to bone? A

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:12:07 No.308219098

>>308218907

>>308218929

you asshole

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:12:20 No.308219132

>>308218907

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:12:52 No.308219201

"You can keep her," you say to the men and then push her towards them. They grin and smile at you. "Thanks very much, buddy." Steph looks back at you and shrieks. "What the fuck are you doing?"

You smile at her. "Whatever I can to survive, babe." You drop your axe and head into the store. You look back and see that Steph has already been pushed to her knees and the three men have whipped out their cocks. One of them begins shoving his hardening cock into her mouth as you watch.

Now, guns.

A. One shotgun, an assault rifle, a handgun, and as much ammo as you can carry.

B. One shotgun and a handgun. You don't need an assault rifle. All this shit will be close range.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:04 No.308219225

>>308218907

let them have her.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:18 No.308219263

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:26 No.308219280

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:30 No.308219285

>>308219201

b kill the men

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:38 No.308219298

>>308218929

Are you fucking stupid?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:44 No.308219311

No one else finds it suspicious that Steph was he only one who got into the office on time and no-one else did? Since you arrived way earlier than everyone else you avoided the zombies, but she turned up right on time.

CONSPIRACY

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:48 No.308219326

>>308219201

aaa

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:13:53 No.308219339

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:14:11 No.308219387

>>308219201

B, then kill the guys and take their guns and steph

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:14:28 No.308219422

C. KILL ALL THE MEN INSIDE.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:14:32 No.308219427

>>308219201

A. Then kill all the mother fuckers and save the girl

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:15:22 No.308219530

you grab One shotgun, an assault rifle, a handgun, and as much ammo as you can carry, then head back to the main part of the store to find steph being completely smothered by the men

A) join in

B) "make sure not to kill her"

C) open fire

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:15:35 No.308219564

You grab a gunbag from behind the counter. You sling a shotgun over your back. You then grab a holster, crab a Colt 1911, and shove it inside. You grab an AR-10 from one of the racks. The first thing you do is load a mag then chamber a round.

You look back and see Steph on her hands and knees with a cock buried in her pussy, one in her mouth, and another cock in her hand. She is screaming and struggling.

You then begin to fill the bag with ammunition. You can hear the zombies banging at the door. You sling the ammunition over your shoulder and then turn back to the men, who are busy fucking Steph.

A. Point your weapons at the men. "Let her go or you fucking die, assholes."

B. Open the door, let the zombies rush in and after the men, and then bail.

C. Open the door, let the zombies run in and after the men, grab Steph, and then bail.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:15:42 No.308219576

>>308219530

ccc

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:10 No.308219637

AQ!!!

SAVE THE GIRL

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:16 No.308219644

>>308219564

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:19 No.308219654

>>308219564

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:20 No.308219655

>>308219564

B YOU FUCKS, LEAVE THE SLUT LET THE GUYS DIE.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:40 No.308219700

>>308219576

i approve

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:52 No.308219728

>>308219564

b, just get the fuck out.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:16:57 No.308219739

>>308219564

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:00 No.308219746

D shoot them and grab the whore

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:04 No.308219759

>>308219576

Yes sir.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:09 No.308219773

´>>308219564

Save steph!!!

/B/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:11 No.308219777

>>308219564

B SHE HAS HAD OTHER PENISIS IN HER SHE IS DAMAGED GOODS

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:14 No.308219781

>>308219564

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:26 No.308219803

inb4 everyone is dead

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:17:51 No.308219860

>>308219564

/b/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:18:46 No.308219985

You head over to the door. You look back at the men, who are engrossed in fucking Steph, and then let up the bar and step to the side. Four zombies rush in the door, going for the group of people. The men begin scrambling for their guns, and as they do you grab Steph by the hand. One of the men screams as he goes down, a zombie latching onto his neck. The other men begin shooting at the zombie. One zombie lunges at you, but you pull the trigger of your AR-10 and its head explodes, blood, brain and skull fragments spraying everywhere.

You pull Steph out of the store. Two zombies rush towards you, but you pull the trigger, and with two headshots they drop to the ground. you throw Steph into the passenger seat of your truck and jump inside. You hit the gas and peel out.

You head North for the other bridge.

A. "Steph, I had to do that. I am so sorry but we needed these weapons."

B. "Stay quiet, bitch. I don't want to hear your whining. Feel lucky I brought you with me."

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:01 No.308220011

>>308219564

b, you really think she will forgive you?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:17 No.308220054

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:25 No.308220078

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:28 No.308220085

b rape her later

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:31 No.308220090

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:36 No.308220100

you rush towards the entrance, fully intending to let in the zombies

you move as fast as possible without alerting your victims and open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:36 No.308220101

tell her who's boss

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:37 No.308220106

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:42 No.308220114

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:19:44 No.308220120

A she might kill you, whores are spiteful bitches

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:20:15 No.308220182

>>308219985

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:20:20 No.308220191

mfw op is using this story to fulfill rape fantasies on a girl he knows named "Stephanie"

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:20:36 No.308220233

>>308219985

aaaa

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:21:40 No.308220374

OP, this is fucking awesome!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:22:28 No.308220480

She looks at you, her makeup smudged, her panties gone, and tears pouring down her face. She sits there, silent, crying.

You begin to head North, pulling onto the Mary Hill Bypass and heading for the Pitt River Bridge. This is a more suburban setting, and there are not as many houses along the side of the road. There are a few fires, and a number of vehicles in the ditch, but not as many zombies and not a lot of cars still driving.

You pass a cop car speeding by the other way, and you can see it is being driven by two young teenagers.

The track switches and "Turn The Page" by Bog Seger comes on.

You finally make it to the bridge, but as you get there once again there is a backup. It looks as if people tried to make it across the bridge in their cars but there was too much traffic. Zombies roam the cars, and you can hear gunshots.

A. See if you can find a boat in the boatyard beside the bridge.

B. Into the inferno. You have to make it across the bridge, and now you have an assault rifle. Let's walk.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:22:46 No.308220524

>>308220480

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:22:47 No.308220527

OP, write this shit ahead of time next time

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:22:51 No.308220532

>>308220480

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:23:14 No.308220589

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:23:21 No.308220608

>>308220480

a boat bro, boat.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:23:25 No.308220618

A OGOGOOG

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:23:26 No.308220620

>>308220527

How?

We have to decide the next thing that happens.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:23:37 No.308220647

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:00 No.308220688

>>308220480

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:03 No.308220694

You get out of the vehicle and hand the bag with the ammunition to Steph. You look at her, and she is still crying as she takes the bag.

A. Hand her the shotgun. Preservation of life will motivate her.

B. Just tell her to follow you.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:18 No.308220729

>>308220480

A. Zombies don't swim

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:23 No.308220742

>>308220694

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:26 No.308220750

>>308220694

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:42 No.308220797

>>308220742

This on.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:44 No.308220804

>>308220620

By writing all the options and copypasting them into the thread based on our choices.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:24:45 No.308220809

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:25:03 No.308220860

>>308220527

Are you dumb? He would have to write

3*3*3*3*3*3=729 Stories and he would only be able to used 1/3 of them..

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:25:22 No.308220906

>>308220694

A, I hope she shoots you and then herself you filthy faggots.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:25:43 No.308220957

>>308220804

You know how many stories he would have to write then?

As >>308220860 said, you're fucking stupid

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:26:11 No.308221024

You hand Steph the shotgun. "Alright, babe. Take this. I already loaded it with shells, and there are more in boxes in the bag. If anything comes at you pull the trigger. I know you're not happy with me about this, but we need to survive, and this is the only way to do it."

She looks at you and nods. You begin walking towards the bridge. There are still a few humans running around in the cars and near the entrance to the bridge, and there are zombies chasing them feverishly. You approach the bridge deck.

A. Use the oncoming traffic route. There are less vehicles blocking the road.

B. Use the outgoing traffic route.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:26:33 No.308221075

A !!!!

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:26:34 No.308221077

>>308220694

>>308220742

aaaaaand we die

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:26:42 No.308221097

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:26:54 No.308221124

>>308221024

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:06 No.308221150

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:11 No.308221169

>>308221024

outgoing, dnw high speed cars coming at me.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:19 No.308221186

>>308221075

Fuck you

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:24 No.308221202

>>308221075

Oh yeah, got it, now let's just hope we know how to drive!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:32 No.308221220

>>308221024

>> A̢n̨o͢͢n̵҉̢ỳ͘͜ḿ̕o̸u̵̴͘s̛‪‪‪‪‪ 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:46 No.308221253

>>308221024

>we didn't die, pick a direction so i have moar time to write

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:27:57 No.308221277

>>308221024

C. Shoot steph, rape corpse.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:29:11 No.308221434

>>308221202

*jump

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:29:20 No.308221463

You go to your left towards the oncoming traffic route. You begin to jog up onto the bridge deck. At first, none of the zombies notice the two of you, but then one catches your scent, and it's head snaps to look at you. It shrieks. You pull the trigger, hitting it in the forehead and dropping it to the ground. But they are all alerted.

To your rear and to your front zombies appear. You open fire, shooting the ones to your front. "Cover the back, Steph!" you shout. You continue to move forward, shooting as you go. You hear the shotgun booming behind you.

You continue walking forward and firing. You are then in the cars. Your mag is empty, and you let the weapon fall to your slide on the sling and pull out the handgun, shooting as zombies leap over cars towards you.

You hear Steph scream from behind you, and you see that a zombie is clawing at her as she desperately tries to reload.

A. Run for it.

B. Try to save her.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:32:28 No.308221876

File1297269148.jpg-(36 KB, 360x270, US-ARMY-Y-U-NO-HERE.jpg)

>>308221494

Anon delivars.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:32:49 No.308221919

>>308221861

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:32:50 No.308221920

>>308221494

No regular force Army units in British Columbia.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:32:54 No.308221925

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:33:09 No.308221951

File1297269189.jpg-(65 KB, 604x483, 13664_232832261054_22507998105(...).jpg)

A beautiful 17 year old girl with a fit body and long, brown hair.

feelsgoodman.jpg

thanks /b/ ^.^

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:33:11 No.308221955

>>308221861

Vehicle. Just die already, I want to sleep.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:33:57 No.308222075

>>308221861

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:34:02 No.308222089

>>308221951

What the fuck are you about?

CONTINUATION.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:40:23 No.308223045

You pull off the road and into the parking lot beside Rooster's. Fantastic fucking country bar. It's only a couple of blocks away from the bridge.

You and Steph get out of the Corolla. She smiles at you weakly. "Thanks for getting me out of there," she says to you.

"No problem," you respond.

The two of you enter the general store and you nod to her. She goes around and begins collecting supplies in a shopping cart as you cover the door. When she returns, the shopping cart full, you see blood seeping through her cream coloured shirt.

"What the fuck happened?" you ask.

"Oh nothing," she responds.

A. Shoot her.

B. Ask her to take off the shirt so you can examine the wound.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:41:15 No.308223158

>examine the wound

i lold

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:41:50 No.308223230

b! what if she got bit?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:42:35 No.308223319

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:42:36 No.308223325

You tell her to take off her shirt. She shrugs the shirt down and off her shoulders.

She's standing there with her black skirt on and in her black bra and she looks at you. You look down at the wound. It appears to be a scratch mark. You can't see any teeth.

A. Shoot her.

B. Tell her it's alright, time to go.

C. Kiss her.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:43:07 No.308223391

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:43:32 No.308223449

>>308223391

FUCKING NO YOU STUPID!!!!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:44:15 No.308223540

d. fuck her

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:44:19 No.308223550

>>308223325

Wait, "Aa" doesn't count, does it?

I say: B

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:44:42 No.308223608

>>308223391

ok im leaving.... fucking faggot

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:44:57 No.308223633

You raise your weapon to your shoulder. "I know this sucks, Steph, but I don't know what makes people turn. I don't know if it's claws, or bites, or anything."

She looks at you, tears pouring down her face. "But we came so far together. I... I... I got fucked for you... please?"

You look at her. "I know babe, I know. But in the end, I have to look out for myself. I am a bastard, after all."

You pull the trigger. A single round enters her skull and comes out the other side. She drops to the floor.

You turn away and push the cart out the front door. The horde of zombies from the bridge is pouring into the parking lot. They must have chased you the two blocks from the bridge. Why did you pull off so fucking early?

A. Try to fight your way to your truck.

B. Run for it!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:45:42 No.308223744

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:46:04 No.308223806

>>308223633

raep the body

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:46:20 No.308223842

>>308223391

bullshit. i say this is how the story works=

>>308223325

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:46:47 No.308223899

bump

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:46:48 No.308223903

Aa =! A

I don't like that we killed her, so now I'm just going to do everything to make us kill ourself.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:47:01 No.308223931

There are too many to fight off for the truck.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:47:09 No.308223949

/b/

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:48:05 No.308224087

You raise your AR-10 to your shoulder and begin firing. Zombies are dropping left right and center, but they continue to rush towards you. They come swarming over the truck towards you, screaming and moaning as they do. You continue to fire at them, squeezing the trigger and pumping round after round into their skulls.

There are too many of them. Weapons firing, weapon stops. Bolt fully to the rear. You drop one mag to the ground and throw in another. You hit the bolt release. You keep shooting. You let your training take over as you shoot zombie after zombie. But despite hitting one after another they close in. They are within a few meters of you now.

A. Run.

B. An Hero.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:48:14 No.308224113

thought we were in corolla not truck

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:48:15 No.308224117

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:48:51 No.308224185

>>308224113

You are right. My bad.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:49:32 No.308224270

If you kill the girl in your story, you might as well an hero, no reason to continue story.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:50:00 No.308224329

The zombies rush towards you. You look back at them, and then back at Steph on the ground inside the general store.

You drop the AR-10 to the ground.

You pull the pistol from your holster and place it inside your mouth.

You mutter a few words to yourself. You made a lot of mistakes to get here. You pull the trigger.

The End

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:50:16 No.308224367

A!!!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:50:35 No.308224402

A!!!

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:50:54 No.308224446

>>308224329

i want to hear what happens to the body

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:51:20 No.308224498

>>308224329

Thank you OP, it was a great story until some faggot decided to post "Aa" instead of "B", and then killed Steph.

Will look forward to the next one.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:51:44 No.308224557

It's first person. You only see what you see.

That's why the only way you know that Yuki got saved in the Sunday Crime Trilogy is because the corrupt cop saved her in the third story.

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:51:54 No.308224569

>>308224270

we killed the chick to save our ass. why the fuck would i kill myself now?

>> Anonymous 02/09/11(Wed)11:52:22 No.308224619

>>308224498

I will post it on the stories blog. I know it didn't make it into the archive because it 404'd pretty suddenly.

The Stories of OP

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

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