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Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:15:25 No.350077057
Thread 404'd right after a reply...
You are a voluptuous blonde in her mid-twenties out running. You are wearing a tight, short pair of running shorts and a tight t-shirt with a sports bra. You are running along the streets near your house when someone came running up behind you. You picked up speed, but suddenly someone came running at you from your left. He is screaming at the top of his lungs.
A. Turn to the man coming towards you and fight him.
B. Run towards the nearest house and see if someone can help you.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:16:54 No.350077313
>>350077057
To further describe what is happening, it was only five in the morning when you wake up to go running. The man who is approaching you from the left is a tall, blonde white guy in his mid-thirties.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:17:40 No.350077465
To further describe how this works:
I will write a section of the story, and then you will pick either 'A' or 'B' as a response, and then I will use your response to write the next section.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:19:24 No.350077762
FML
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:21:58 No.350078220
>>350077057
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:23:22 No.350078463
kinda curious
go with B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:23:37 No.350078503
You run towards the nearest house, screaming at the top of your lungs. The man behind you is approaching quickly, and as you run toward the house you shout, "HELP ME!"
You sprint up the steps of the house, there are four, and bang on the door with all your might. The man behind you is sprinting towards you and screaming. Just as he is about to pounce on you, the door opens and you fall forward, landing on your face in the landing of the door. The door slams shut behind you.
You look up to see a man staring down at you, naked, in his mid-forties. "What the fuck is going on?" he asks.
> A. "Someone is out there chasing me! Help me!"
> B. "I have no idea... someone came at me. Help me!"
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:24:48 No.350078724
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:24:51 No.350078737
How the hell are those choices different? Anyway, B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:24:53 No.350078744
>>350078463
>>350078220
B it was...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:25:04 No.350078768
>>350078503
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:25:32 No.350078856
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:26:48 No.350079089
"Someone is out there chasing me! Help me!" you shout at the man. There is banging against the door and you hear a scream from outside. The man looks out through his peephole and then looks back down at you.
"Someone out there looks fucking nuts..." he responds to you. Suddenly a middle-aged woman appears behind him with a robe on. "What the fuck is that girl doing here, get her out of here!" she shouts at him.
"Shut up, Sally," he responds. "There's something going the fuck on."
A. Thank him for his assistance, but then run out the back door and try to run back to your house.
B. Ask him if he will shelter you from whatever is outside.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:27:20 No.350079212
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:28:22 No.350079391
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:29:15 No.350079540
"Can you protect me from whatever is outside?" you ask the man.
Sally begins shouting, "What the fuck is this? Why is there a girl in our house early in the morning laying there naked!"
"Shut the fuck up, woman!" the man shouts again. He looks down at you. "Alright, little lady, I'll help you out. You just wait here while I go get some clothes on."
You nod and stand up as he walks back towards his room. There is still banging at the door.
A. See if you can find a weapon to use while you wait for him to get back.
B. Try to explain to Sally what is going on.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:30:21 No.350079745
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:30:36 No.350079781
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:31:51 No.350079994
Sally begins to scream at you again. "Sally, just wait. Someone out there came chasing after me!" you tell her.
"I don't fucking care what's out there, you stupid bitch. Get the fuck out of my house and don't touch my man, you whore!" she screams at you.
She grabs you by the arm and begins pushing you towards the door. "Now, I want you to get the fuck out of my house before I have to call the police," she says. She puts her hand on the door knob and begins to turn.
A. Let her open the door and then try to run out the back.
B. Hit her before she can open the door.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:31:55 No.350080010
captcha nextdoor roody-poo
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:32:46 No.350080139
A dude
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:32:50 No.350080154
B.
Because A will kill you even if it is rewarding.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:34:46 No.350080503
Her hand turns on the doorknob and she opens the door while still looking at you and shouting. The man who was outside grabs her by the chest as soon as the door opens wide enough and pulls her towards him. She shrieks in surprise and lets go of your arm. As you turn to run, you see his teeth sink into her neck and blood spray everywhere across her white robe. You hear the man shouting from his room as you run for the back door.
"Get the fuck away from my wife," you hear as you run through his kitchen. Then you hear the boom of a shotgun.
A. Go back to see if the man has killed whatever it was that attacked her.
B. Keep running out the back door and then head for your house.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:35:39 No.350080651
A because A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:35:52 No.350080696
B.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:37:53 No.350081015
You stop as you hear the boom of the shotgun. The man has a weapon. You grab a knife from the kitchen and then turn back and walk towards the front door.
The man is crouched beside Sally, who is lying on her back screaming in pain, blood pouring from his neck. He has taken his shirt off and he is trying to stop the wound, but blood is seeping through everywhere. He has left the shotgun by his side.
You look beyond him to see that he has shot the man who was chasing you, but the man is still alive, writhing and squirming on the ground.
A. Drop the knife, grab the shotgun, and shoot the man who was chasing you.
B. Go and stab the man who bit Sally until he stops moving.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:38:03 No.350081053
bump
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:39:04 No.350081232
>>350081053
Respond, don't bump :P
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:39:36 No.350081312
Is this a script?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:39:37 No.350081315
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:40:36 No.350081489
>>350081232
Just trying to prevent a 404
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:41:25 No.350081609
You drop the knife and grab the shotgun from beside the man. He ignores you and continues to try and stem the bleeding from his wife's throat. You walk out the front door and look down at the man who attacked Sally.
There is blood pouring from his mouth and from a large wound in his chest. You level the shotgun at his face, grimace, and then pull the trigger. His head disappears in an explosion of brain, skull and blood. You rack another shell and then turn back towards the man, who is still trying to save Sally.
A. "I'm out of here. I gotta head home. But I'm taking your shotgun."
B. "I'll go and call 9-11."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:42:08 No.350081729
>>350081489
Short responses tonight. Every piece so far is two to three minutes. Unlikely to 404 at the moment.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:42:34 No.350081804
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:43:17 No.350081908
A
She's gonna be a zombie anyways
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:43:18 No.350081913
I'll just leave this here http://7iny.info/GFSCXM
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:43:39 No.350081968
>>350081609
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:44:22 No.350082093
"I'll go call 9-11," you tell the man as you walk back into the house. You slam the door behind you and then lock the door.
You walk by him. There are tears pouring from his eyes as he tries to help Sally. You head into the kitchen, still gripping the shotgun tightly, and grab the phone. You pick it up, dial 9-11, and then listen. The line is busy. Fuck.
You call back from the kitchen, "The fucking line is busy."
"Fuck," he responds. He calls back to you, "We have to drive her to the hospital."
A. "Fuck that. I'm going home."
B. "Alright, load her into the car and let's go."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:46:17 No.350082409
A
Fuck that shit
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:47:08 No.350082552
A
fuck dat shit
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:48:06 No.350082709
"Fuck that, I'm going home," you tell the man. "You're on your own."
You walk back out of the kitchen. He's there on his knees, looking down at Sally dying in front of him. He looks up at you, anger in his eyes. "You won't fucking help me even after you got her into this mess? What the fuck is wrong with you, you coldhearted bitch!"
He grabs the knife from the floor and stands in front of you, barring the door. "If you're leaving, then you better leave my damn shotgun, bitch!"
A. Shoot him.
B. Drop the shotgun. You don't want to be shooting people for no reason.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:49:06 No.350082872
A, survival is paramount.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:49:15 No.350082885
>>350082709
C
Have a 3 way with his dick, my asshole and sally's wound
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:49:21 No.350082908
zombie apocalypse man
be accountable for your sins later. preferably much later.
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:49:34 No.350082934
A
self defense
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:50:56 No.350083168
You look at him, standing there with tears pouring down his face as he holds the knife in front of him, his hand shaking. His wife is still moaning and rolling around on the floor. You raise the shotgun to your shoulder and you see a look of surprise in his eyes. The look does not last long, as you pull the trigger, sending a slug through his chest. He falls back against the door, then slides down onto his back. There is dark blood against his white door. Blood bubbles from his lips as he tries to speak, but no words come out and he goes limp.
A. Search the house for shells for the shotgun.
B. Leave the two of them lying there and then head for home.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:52:16 No.350083406
A
make it quick
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:52:42 No.350083472
A, its dangerous but you may need to reload.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:55:49 No.350083969
A
given its a neighborhood where you can go jogging safely on most days you probably have no chance to reload later
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:55:52 No.350083977
You leave the two of them lying there and head down the hall towards the bedroom where the man emerged. You begin rifling through the doors, looking for additional shells for the shotgun. You find five or six boxes of shells in the bottom drawer on the man's side of the room (his clothes are lying there on the floor). You load three more shells into the shotgun and then grab the boxes.
You grab a coat from the man's closet and pull it on over your t-shirt. You begin to fill the pockets with shells, pouring the boxes out and then jamming the shells into every pocket available.
As you are loading shells into your pockets, you hear a moan from down the hall. You ignore it, thinking it is just Sally as she dies, when suddenly Sally appears in the room. She is standing there, blood pouring from her neck wound and her eyes white. You pull the trigger of the shotgun, hitting her in the chest. She staggers back against the wall, screams loudly, and then rushes towards you. *Pump* You fire again, this time hitting her in the neck. Blood sprays everywhere as you nearly sever her head from her body, and she falls to the floor.
A. Stay in the house and try to defend it from whatever the fuck is going on.
B. Get in their car and make your way back to your house.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:56:59 No.350084162
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:57:07 No.350084179
B
turtling doesnt work in starcraft and it wont work here
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:57:57 No.350084313
B
but at this point going to your house is retarded.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)01:59:52 No.350084597
You run by her body and back to the front door. You find the keys to their car hanging up near the front door. The door to the carport is just to the left of the front door, and so you open it and head into the garage.
The man drove an old-school Mustang. It's black, large, and beautiful. You unlock the door and jump into the front seat, putting the shotgun down beside you. There is a button on the keys for the garage door, and you hit it, the door slowly rolling up in front of you.
As you start the car, a CD begins playing. "Don't Fear the Reaper" comes on as you hit the gas and drive out into the street. The streets are still empty. The clock says 5:15am.
A. Drive back to your house as per the plan. You can grab your phone and maybe hole up there.
B. Head for the highway. Get the fuck out of there. You just killed two people.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:00:34 No.350084704
>>350084179
>>350084313
Now you have an option. You don't have to go back to your house if you don't want to.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:19 No.350084821
B, but you prolly gonna run out of gas
anyone else keep refreshing the page?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:30 No.350084843
B, huge chance of neighbourhood-wide pandemic.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:32 No.350084849
A
Highways are probably gonna be dangerous if the general public is starting to evacuate too
>> Allam 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:39 No.350084869
C. Apologize and start up the car.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:42 No.350084884
B
Unless your home is a bunker with at least 5 years of food and water gtfo town.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:01:57 No.350084915
File1314424917.jpg-(59 KB, 600x392, 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429-Lef(...).jpg)
Your car.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:02:56 No.350085078
A
also rub your clit furiously while dripping all over that luxurious leather seat
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:03:35 No.350085170
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>>350084915
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:04:03 No.350085239
You hit the gas and begin to head for the highway. The mist is beginning to burn off in the morning sun. There is still no one else on the road, but you hear sirens near you. You are driving at near full-speed through the streets of the suburb when you see a police car speed around a corner. Despite your speed, the cop car drives right by you, heading the way you came.
They must know that something is going on.
You have driven a few minutes along the roads of the suburb when you finally come upon a red light. You pull up and stop. There is no other traffic, but there is also no reason to take a risk. You see a man walking down the street, seeming in a daze. He catches sight of you and begins to walk towards your car.
A. Sit and wait at the stop light.
B. Hit the gas and blow through the light.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:05:18 No.350085422
A
No need to break more laws
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:05:21 No.350085432
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:05:56 No.350085528
A
Allies help defend you against the hordes of undead, and they make excellent diversions if you need to escape.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:06:50 No.350085669
B
take no chances nigga
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:07:16 No.350085740
You look at the man walking towards you, but you keep your foot on the brake. A car speeds through the intersection in front of you and you count your blessings that you did not blow through the intersection.
The man who was walking towards you is suddenly beside your window. He knocks on it calmly. "Hey ma'am, wanna roll down your window?" You look at him. He appears normal.
You roll down your window. "Do you know what the fuck is going on?" he asks you. "My phone isn't working. You able to give me a lift?"
He is in his early twenties, has brown hair, and looks a bit scummy.
A. "Get in the car, you fucking idiot. Shit's about to crazy."
B. "Fuck off, asshole."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:08:00 No.350085854
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:08:27 No.350085921
A.
also crazy sex
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:10:07 No.350086192
"Get in the car, you fucking idiot. Shit's about to crazy," you respond. He grins and runs around to the passenger side door. You throw the shotgun in the back seat and then unlock the door to let him inside. He takes his seat, closes the door, and then looks over at you, noticing that you are wearing running shorts and having blood dripping down your jacket.
"What the fuck is going on?" he asks. "Oh, and nice car."
"Fuck if I know. Now, we're going to get the fuck out of here."
"Fair enough, lady," he responds with a laugh. As soon as the light turns green, you hit the gas. Traffic is beginning to appear on the road as you drive through town.
You drive by a Wal-Mart and consider grabbing some supplies.
A. Stop for supplies.
B. Fuck it. Head for the highway.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:11:08 No.350086358
A
cant beat those prices
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:11:31 No.350086419
B
walmart is probably swamped with zombies by now
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:11:38 No.350086433
A
You NEED supplies and now is the best time to get them.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:13:23 No.350086729
>>350086419
>Implying that walmart isn't regularly full of zombies every day
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:13:29 No.350086749
You pull into the parking lot of the Wal-Mart. It's one of those 24/7 ones, where the people on food stamps line up at night just before their cards activate for the next month.
You grab the shotgun and get out of the car. The guy looks at you. "Do you really think we need that for a Wal-Mart stop?"
"I'm not taking any fucking chances," you respond.
"I'm James by the way," he says to you with a smile. "So what the hell is going on?"
"I told you. I don't know what the fuck is going on. We're going to go in there, buy some supplies, and then get the fuck out of here."
"Alright... I'm with you then, lady."
You walk into the store, grab a cart, and head down the food aisle. A man from the store follows you down the food aisle. "Ma'am, you can't carry your shotgun in here," he shouts at you.
A. Shoot him. Fuck it.
B. "Get the fuck out of here, asshole. I'm a paying customer and I can carry wherever the fuck I want."
C. "James, beat that fucking asshole."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:14:33 No.350086943
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:15:06 No.350087039
B, whats he gonna do? call the cops?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:15:18 No.350087069
>>350086749
AAAAAA
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:15:31 No.350087125
C
it will test his loyalty to your luscious body
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:16:16 No.350087253
"James, beat that fucking asshole," you say to him. James looks at you in surprise, then looks at the Wal-Mart employee. The Wal-Mart employee takes a look at the two of you and then makes a run for it. You laugh.
"What was that for?" he asks you. "Fastest way to get him to fuck off, I figured," you respond.
You grab as much food as you can fit into your cart and then head for the checkout. The employee from before is standing there looking at you, anger in his eyes. "If I could get through to the cops you would be in jail by now!" he shouts, his voice whiny.
A. "James, pay the good people of Wal-Mart."
B. Just walk the fuck out.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:17:03 No.350087384
B
like a baws
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:17:21 No.350087434
B, whats he gonna do?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:18:11 No.350087575
B
like a sauce baws
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:20:01 No.350087891
You walk out of the Walmart with the supplies. James lingers behind you momentarily. Then out of nowhere he suddenly hits you with the rape of your life. You die of rape.
The end.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:20:10 No.350087910
You give the guy at the checkout counter the finger when he shouts at you and then just walk out of the store.
"Stop!" he shouts after you, but you ignore him. As you enter the parking lot, you see a few people milling about. One of them turns, looks at you, and then begins walking towards you. You hand the shopping cart over to James and grip the shotgun tightly.
"Whatever you do, don't let them touch you," you tell James.
"Whatever you say, lady. They don't look like they're going to-"
Before he finishes the people have begun running towards you. One of them begins screaming, just as Sally had screamed. James begins running with the cart, and you open fire with the shotgun.
Shoot. Pump. Shoot. Pump. Shoot. Pump. Shoot. Pump. By the time you have arrived at the car the people behind you are lying and screaming on the ground. You begin to reload the shotgun with shells from your pockets.
You see another group of four or five zombies headed towards you from the edge of the parking lot.
A. Defend James as he loads up the car.
B. Fuck the food. Get the fuck out of there.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:21:23 No.350088109
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:21:40 No.350088146
>>350087910
A nigga we need that shiznit
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:21:42 No.350088152
A
we needs da food
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:22:01 No.350088220
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:22:01 No.350088223
A
need that food to keep up the strength to fuck later
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:22:55 No.350088369
B theyll prolly kill james
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:25:05 No.350088703
"Load the supplies into the car, James," you shout to him. He frantically begins loading the food into the car as the zombies rush towards you from across the parking lot.
There are four of them. You kneel down. You wait until they are within forty meters, and then you fire at the first one. Your shot catches him in the leg and it tumbles to the ground. It begins trying to crawl towards you on its stump.
Pump. You fire again, this time catching a middle aged woman who is screaming in rage in the chest, sending her flying back onto the ground.
Pump. The next round catches a black man in the face, his head disappearing in a mist of gore.
Pump. The last one is almost upon you, and you just get your shot off as it comes scratching towards your face. It goes flying back as the slug hits it in the stomach. It lays there on the ground, shrieking and trying to crawl towards you.
You hear the car start behind you. "Get in!" James shouts.
You jump in as he hits the gas, and you drive away. You look back to see the Wal-Mart employees standing in the parking lot looking out at the carnage.
"I know somewhere we can hole up if you want," James says.
A. "No! Head for the highway."
B. "Alright, we'll never make it to the highway."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:26:10 No.350088862
http://storiesofop.blogspot.com/2011/02/zombie-story-no-choices.html
An old one by the same author.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:26:21 No.350088890
B
fuck the highway
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:26:44 No.350088966
C
ask about the place
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:26:53 No.350088989
A, g. t. f. o. of populated areas.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:28:45 No.350089323
"Alright, we'll never make it to the highway," you respond to James. He turns left and heads down the street. You see someone lurch into the street in front of you. You are not sure if they are human or zombie, but James does not seem to care. He hits the gas, striking the man in the chest and sending him flying over the top of the car.
You see a few people in the street as you drive away from the Wal-Mart, but you cannot tell if they are zombies or not. You hear shooting at random from all around you. It sounds like fucking Libya.
James pulls up to a run-down house in a relatively shitty neighbourhood. "My place," he says. He gets out of the car and opens the garage door manually, and then drives the car inside.
The two of you get out.
A. Tell him that you need to begin boarding up the house.
B. Head out into the street to see if it is safe out there.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:29:48 No.350089505
aAaaaa
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:30:04 No.350089549
i think james is a rapist and sociopath. way too calm for this situation
C
kill him, loot the house and drive off
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:30:06 No.350089558
A. Shit we're dead.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:31:25 No.350089783
"Alright James, we need to start boarding up the house," you tell him as you get out of the car.
He looks at you. "Where the fuck do you think I would store boards in a shitty place like this?" he asks you with a laugh. You grimace.
"Alright, then we have to take wood from inside and begin to use it to board up the house," you respond.
"Shit, lady, I don't even have any fucking tools," he says to you as he runs his hands through his greasy hair.
"You said we could hole up here... and you don't even have any fucking wood or tools?"
"Well, we have a gun, right..."
A. "Fuck this, asshole. I'm getting the fuck out of here."
B. "Fine, we'll make do with what we have then."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:32:22 No.350089968
A
Fuck this shit.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:32:25 No.350089978
A fuk him up
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:32:29 No.350089997
A. Shit... we're dead.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:32:32 No.350090007
a
trolled hard
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:33:57 No.350090230
A kill him and then leave
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:34:24 No.350090312
"Fuck this, asshole. I'm getting the fuck out of here."
"Woah, wait... lady, I mean, come on! I can help keep you safe." James holds the keys in his hand. "Besides, I have the keys now, so I think you should just stay with me," he says with a dirty smile.
"Oh, you fucking think I should stay here with you, eh? Next thing I know you'll be asking me to suck your fucking cock, asshole."
"Well, that would be nice," he responds with a laugh, jangling the keys.
A. "Fine, I'll suck your cock if you give me back the keys."
B. Fuck this shit. Just shoot the fucker.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:34:34 No.350090334
C
fuck first, kill James, store sperm to repopulate asexually later
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:35:30 No.350090469
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:35:30 No.350090471
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:36:22 No.350090605
samefagging from >>350089549
i was right
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:36:50 No.350090689
A.. does /b/ lack the desperation of the sexy in a dire situation such as this?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:37:51 No.350090852
>>350090334
This, C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:38:06 No.350090901
You look at James holding the keys and laugh. "You are the second fucking idiot today who thought that I would be reluctant to use this," you say to James with a smile as you lift the shotgun from your side.
James begins to splutter and try to speak, but you pull the trigger before any words come out of his mouth. The slug catches him in the groin and he drops to the ground, blood pouring from a massive wound between his legs. He begins to scream in pain, grasping at where his cock used to be. "You stupid little piece of shit," you say to him and then spit in his face.
You don't even bother killing him. He can bleed out or become one of them.
You grab the garage door and then lift it manually. You walk back over to James and grab the bloody keys from the ground beside him. "Goodbye, asshole," you say to him as you get back in the Mustang and drive out.
A. Head for the highway.
B. You probably won't make it to the highway by now. Head to your best friend's house. You know her husband has supplies that you would need for boarding a place up.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:38:50 No.350091025
>>350090901
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:39:05 No.350091060
>>350090689
Fuck that noise, I wanna live. Not play the female role in some fap material.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:39:54 No.350091200
A
book that shit nigga
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:40:08 No.350091246
B the first few minutes are crucial and were wasted on a scumbag.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:40:28 No.350091314
B
highways are probably backed up by now
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:41:08 No.350091439
B
take the road less travelled ~ frost
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:41:21 No.350091491
You hit the gas on the Mustang and pull back into the road. You are going to make it to the highway this time no matter what. You speed down the street. You can smell fire, and there is shooting going on everywhere. People are running around aimlessly in the street screaming. Some of them are zombies, but others are just people who woke up to the sight of their neighbour trying to eat their face.
You avoid all of them, even the ones who try to flag you down for assistance. Fuck 'em. You're on your own now.
You reach the on-ramp for the highway. It is still clear of cars. You pull onto the highway and hit the gas. It's now 6:30 in the morning. You look at the meter on the gas tank and see that you do not have the gas for a long trip.
A. Keep driving as far as you can away from the city. You can find gas later.
B. Pull off at the next gas station for fuel.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:41:53 No.350091580
>>350091491
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:42:16 No.350091638
B
get some god damn snickers too, i love them snickers
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:42:29 No.350091675
B, scan for other cars
muscle cars are sexy as fuck but thirsty
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:43:23 No.350091838
>>350091638
and a slim jim!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:43:27 No.350091845
You speed down the highway and get one exit along, where you see a gas station. You pull off the highway and head up towards the gas station. The pumps are backed up, with four or five cars in front of you and people honking and screaming at each other.
A. Get in line and wait.
B. Pull to the front of the line and say you are next. Say it with your shotgun in hand.
C. Fuck waiting. Drive on.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:44:02 No.350091956
C
fuck it
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:44:55 No.350092119
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:45:04 No.350092147
i assume its america since you have an actual car instead of a eurobuggy
there are many many gas stations out there
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:45:16 No.350092185
File1314427516.jpg-(11 KB, 123x122, 1272163287497.jpg)
>>350091956
BUT THE SNICKERS
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:46:13 No.350092361
Forget it. There is no way you have time to wait in line at a gas station, and there is no way that you can take the risk dealing with anyone else who might be armed at a time like this.
You spin the car around and head back onto the highway. The level of traffic has picked up slightly, but everyone is driving at full speed. It seems people wake up quickly when there is a zombie attack.
Your car is fast, and you are able to weave in and out of traffic as you advance down the long highway, headed east. You flip on the radio and hear emergency reports saying that people should stay inside, stay off the highway, and lock their doors. Fools.
About twenty minutes down the highway the light comes on in your car for fuel.
A. Pull over at the next gas station.
B. Drive as far as you can and then try to hitch a ride.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:46:50 No.350092464
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:47:25 No.350092554
B
nigga we hot as a muthafugga
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:47:46 No.350092616
A
no guts no glory, and its getting late and you might as well have that snickers
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:48:57 No.350092822
A
We're fucked if we have to go on foot.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:48:59 No.350092830
You see that the next exit ahead has a sign for a gas station and a Dunkin Donuts. You decide to pull in and purchase some gas for your guzzler. You pull off the road and drive up towards the gas station.
The gas station has a lineup nearly 20 cars long. People have got out of their cars and are screaming at each other. There is a man near the front of the line waving around a pistol and shouting at the people in front of them. This is going to be a touchy situation.
A. Wait in line.
B. Head up to the guy with the handgun and tell him that the two of you can take anyone else in the lineup and that you should just go ahead.
C. Pull up to the front of the line and kill anyone who tries to stop you.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:07 No.350093038
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:07 No.350093040
A if we dont have manners, what do we have?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:11 No.350093055
B
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:17 No.350093067
>>350092830
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:30 No.350093101
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:32 No.350093111
C
like a boss
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:50:46 No.350093144
B nigga
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:51:42 No.350093287
>>350093040
a shotgun
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:52:17 No.350093389
You pull up beside the man who is waving his pistol around. You get out of your car and wave at him. He stops and looks at you. "What the fuck do you want?" he shouts over at you.
You wave your shotgun at him. "The two of us can take any fuckers in this lineup. Drive up to the front with me and we'll just get our gas and go," you tell him.
He laughs and nods at you. The two of you jump back in your cars and you pull up to the front of the line.
You pull up and edge your car in front of the next person in line for a spot. The man with the pistol drives in tight behind you. The man who you are edging out gets out of his car and begins shouting at you.
"I'm not fucking moving this car," he tells you.
A. Get out of the car and shoot him.
B. Get out of the car and threaten him.
C. Just wait. The pistol man will take care of this shit.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:52:48 No.350093456
c dont be a dick
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:52:55 No.350093484
When this is over I'll repost the thread at http://storiesofop.blogspot.com
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:53:03 No.350093499
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:53:07 No.350093511
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>>350093287
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:53:48 No.350093626
A
kill the candy-ass and take his pistol, a sidearm will come in handy
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:54:33 No.350093753
A
show him who's boss
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:55:10 No.350093879
>>350093456
she just shot a guy who sheltered her in his house, a guy who stored food in her trunk, and THIS is the dick move.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:55:46 No.350093973
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GET A SNICKERS TOO!!!!!!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:55:49 No.350093977
A
DO IT
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:55:51 No.350093981
>>350093879
better late then never
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:56:06 No.350094033
You sit in the car and wait. Sure enough, the man who was carrying the pistol walks up to the man who got out of his car, waving the pistol around like a maniac.
"Move your fucking car, you piece of shit," he begins shouting. The driver turns to him in anger. The pistol waver hits him in the face with his pistol, sending the man falling to the ground.
"Now move your fucking car, you piece of shit," he shouts at the man lying on the ground. The man holds his hand up, "Fine! Just don't fucking hit me again!" When he stands you see blood pouring from his nose. The pistol man grins at you through the car as the bleeding man backs his car away for you.
You pull up and get out of your car. You pull the hose off and put it in your car. It says waiting for authorization on the screen. "Fucking authorize me," you shout.
"No," comes a response from inside the store. "I saw what you did. It's not fair to jump in line."
A. Fuck this motherfucker. Go kill the attendant and hit the authorize button yourself.
B. "If you don't hit the authorize button you little shit, I'm going to start shooting people out here."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:57:00 No.350094167
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:57:11 No.350094198
B
for dark side points
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:57:24 No.350094239
A and grab a snickers while youre u there
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:57:28 No.350094253
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:57:34 No.350094263
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)02:58:14 No.350094372
>>350094033
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:58:16 No.350094378
B
you need him to see you steal that snickers and eat it in front of him
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:58:18 No.350094382
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>>350087891
*Me reading along*
*Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....*
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)02:59:01 No.350094500
A
your juicy breasts will convince him to do your bidding
>>350093484
are you going to post the branches as well?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:00:05 No.350094664
bump
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:00:09 No.350094677
You turn to the man with the pistol. "Wait here. I'll go fucking deal with this." You storm into the gas station. The attendant is standing there looking at you.
"I told you, you're not going to get any gas unless you get back in line with the rest of the people and then -"
You cut him off by hitting him in the face with the butt of the shotgun. You step around the counter and kick him in the stomach. He curls up and begins to cry as you kick him a few more times. You hit the authorize button. It's bright fucking green and says Authorize on it.
"If you turn off the gas I'll shoot you, you little piece of shit," you say in and then kick him once again in the face.
You step around the counter and grab a Snickers. You tear it open as you walk back to your car and begin to chew. "Fucking delicious."
The man with the pistol grins at you. "Hey, how about we team up?" he asks you. His car is a piece of shit, but he has a pistol.
A. "Fine. You can ride with me."
B. "Fine, follow along once we get gas."
C. "Fuck off, man. I'm on my own now."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:00:46 No.350094783
>>350094500
There are no branches! I'm writing this as I go along, dude!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:01 No.350094825
B
snickers ftw
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:04 No.350094833
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:09 No.350094848
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:18 No.350094878
A
but take the gas from the second vehicle
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:19 No.350094883
>>350094677
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:25 No.350094898
A, sucks his cock while your at it
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)03:01:37 No.350094937
>>350094677
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:02:12 No.350095030
C
the guy is a sadist
kano thorizin
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:02:32 No.350095087
>>350094677
B
if he gets fucked at least you can drive away
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:02:39 No.350095112
>>350090901
Hawly fak, how quick you people turn on one of your own.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:03:08 No.350095178
"Fine, follow along once we get gas," you tell the man. He nods and pulls into the next spot and begins to fuel his vehicle.
As you are fueling up, someone approaches from the rear of the lineup. It is an older man, and he's waving a rifle.
"I'm not going to let you people get away with this," he begins. "This isn't the way civilized people behave! You can't just go around looting! They did that in Britain, and look what happened there in London over there!"
You look over at the man with the pistol. "Is this fucker for real?" you ask him. He laughs and shrugs his shoulders.
A. "Get back in your car, old man, or I'll fucking shoot you."
B. Just shoot him. You've had enough of his rantings already.
C. Just keep fueling up your car. He won't do shit.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:03:56 No.350095307
B, take no chances, also take the rifle
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:03:56 No.350095308
B now!!!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:04:00 No.350095322
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:04:12 No.350095348
>>350095178
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:04:21 No.350095373
B is for baws
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)03:04:26 No.350095391
>>350095178
B before we get ourselves shot
plus we've already wasted enough time
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:05:04 No.350095495
>>350094677
So you don't really care what either the first post is or the majority, you basically post what you want then. because it was 4 A and 4 B, first post was A and in total both side has the same number of votes.
I'm done with this shit.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:05:05 No.350095499
>>350095391
yea we needa get out of here
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:06:31 No.350095729
"Look, old man," you say to him as you begin walking over to him. "I'm not trying to be a hard-ass here, but this really is our gas." He looks at you and begins to speak again, but you pull the trigger before he can talk. Your slug hits him full on in the chest and he stumbles backwards and falls to the ground.
You look at the rest of the people in the lineup. "Don't try shit!" you shout at them. "I'll fucking kill all the rest of you as well if that's what is required!" you shout.
You pick up the old man's rifle and throw it in the back of your Mustang. As soon as you are filled up you get back in the driver's seat and pull forward. The man with the pistol follows you as you pull away.
As you drive back to the onramp you see that it's now crowded with cars. Fuck.
A. Wait in line with the rest of them.
B. Try to drive around them.
C. Fire your shotgun in the air and tell everyone to get the fuck off the road.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:06:40 No.350095760
>>350095495
Is someone mad they didn't get a snickers?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:06:48 No.350095785
>>350095495
zambies got him
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:06:58 No.350095818
>>350095495
Dude, go suck a cock.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:07:04 No.350095837
>>350095495
It's always been first post. First post, first post, first post all the time.
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)03:07:18 No.350095875
>>350095729
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:07:33 No.350095921
C
move biatches get out da way
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:08:03 No.350096007
>>350095729
B, then C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:09:40 No.350096265
You try to drive around them on the side of the highway. Someone pulls out and cuts you off. It is a large van, and you can see that it is full of people. You are enraged.
You get out of the car and walk forward and tap on the window of the van. The guy inside rolls down the window. It's a brown man, and you can see that he has a number of children inside with him. "What do you want?" he asks you.
"I want you to get the fuck out of the way," you say to him.
"Well, that's not going to happen," he responds. "My kids and I have just as much right as you to get on the highway."
A. Pull him out of the van and beat the shit out of him.
B. Shoot him and then move the van yourself.
C. Get back in your car and wait.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:10:04 No.350096335
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:10:12 No.350096360
A, no need to deprive a family of its father
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:10:29 No.350096403
>>350096265
Threaten him, then shoot him.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:10:41 No.350096437
>>350077465
He isn't doing this, he just writes shit. You can do that anywhere. The idea was to make a story unfold to the audiences desire. When we went against his desire he ignored us. Therefore he is really just telling a story as he sees fit.
That's what /lit/ is for.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:10:56 No.350096470
You should probably do first 3 votes or something. Otherwise one mad troll could control whole process.
Just a thot.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:11:41 No.350096600
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>>350096360
>It's a brown man
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:12:14 No.350096682
You look at his kids in the backseat, then back at your car. Your jacket is covered in blood, but you cannot conceive of actually killing any kids. You walk back to your car and get back inside. The man with the pistol runs up to your window. "What the fuck was that?" he asks you.
"There are kids in the van. I can't just go killing kids." The pistol man grunts and gets back in his car behind you. You edge forward slowly.
It's tedious, sitting there and waiting, and you are getting nervous. You look in your rearview mirror and see some people following you from the gas station on foot.
You look again a few moments later and realize that they are not people. They have been turned, and they are running towards you at full speed, screaming.
A. Get out of the car and run for it.
B. Honk. Honk. Fucking honk!
C. Try to smash the van off the road.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:12:17 No.350096686
>>350092361
>>350092464
Look here.
>>350095837
What were you saying about first post being the one he chooses?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:13:01 No.350096819
B, its a nice car
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:13:19 No.350096866
>>350096437
It's always been first response, asshole. That's why we just decided not to kill the brown man. We killed every other fucking person!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:13:24 No.350096882
C
no damn time
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:13:49 No.350096945
>>350096682
B and C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:13:50 No.350096947
>>350096682
CCCCCCCCCCC
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:14:06 No.350096991
>>350096686
that came after it, you dirtbag
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:14:11 No.350097006
>>350096866
refer to
>>350096686
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:14:21 No.350097029
Umm... dude... that was first post. Fuck're u tawmbout?
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)03:14:51 No.350097114
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:15:39 No.350097234
You slam on the horn, trying to get the man to move off the road. He doesn't take any action. You lean on the horn again, but nothing happens. The man with the pistol has got out of his car and is running towards the highway. You hit the horn again, but the man in the van doesn't move.
He leans out of his van and screams back at you, "I'm not fucking moving, bitch!"
You scream back at him, "They are coming for us, asshole!"
He suddenly realizes what is going on and hits the gas, slamming into the car in front of him. He tries to drive forward and push the car off the road, but the two of them just get stuck together.
The zombies are almost upon you.
A. Try to slam the car in front of you.
B. Get out and fight.
C. Fucking run!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:14 No.350097336
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:16 No.350097339
>>350097234
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:21 No.350097351
B, FOR SPARTA
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:35 No.350097398
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:39 No.350097408
B motherfucker
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:16:52 No.350097435
>>350097336
Shit no wait, that was for other one. disregard.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:17:14 No.350097491
>>350097234
A, close and seal all doors.
>> fagala !BBdQxYf.ps 08/27/11(Sat)03:17:16 No.350097496
>>350097234
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:18:05 No.350097627
>>350097435
didnt matter anyways
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:19:34 No.350097867
You get out of the car and see ten zombies running towards you at full speed, screaming at the top of their lungs.
You kneel and fire. Pump. Fire. Pump. Fire. Pump. They are almost on you. Fire. Pump. You see a skull explode as it catches a slug. Fire. Pump. Another one falls just before it can reach you. Fire. An arm flies off and a zombie spins around to the ground. Pump. Fire. The zombie closest to you falls backwards, clutching at a gaping wound in its chest. Fire. Pump.
Click.
You scramble in your jacket for more shells. Fucking click.
You look up to see a large, black zombie scream as he stands above you, and then his teeth are on your neck. You feel another one grabbing at your arm and you scream. You feel a tugging at your leg and you scream louder. You feel the blood streaming down your neck. Only seven fucking shells in the magazine. Fuck.
The End
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:20:18 No.350097983
VALHALLA AWAITS ME
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:20:38 No.350098040
you guys are roody-poos. just couldnt choose C could you
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:20:44 No.350098059
>>350097867
Great job guys, told you to go with A.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:21:10 No.350098138
>>350097983
AND MY ANCESTORS AND I TRAINED ON FOR THE SECOND COMING TO RECLAIM THE EARTH FROM THE ZAMBIES
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:21:31 No.350098190
This is why you run
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:21:48 No.350098237
tell me she at least got raped by the zombies
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:22:27 No.350098335
raped by roody-poo zombies...not enviable
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)03:23:46 No.350098532
Should have stayed with James and gotten raped
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