Saturday, August 27, 2011

Time Travelling Hijack - Unformatted


I took over this story partway into it.  You will see the other guy's tripcode disappear and be replaced with Anonymous.  

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  Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)14:51:01 No.349362023 
Slowly you awaken in a dark room. Where the hell are you? Your eyes begin to adjust to the dark room now, and around you you can see some objects. Not really anything of worth or interest.. there are several doors though. Maybe you should get the lights on first heh?

OPTIONS:

A; turn on the lights
B; proceed into door 1 first
C; proceed into door 2 first

I will wait exactly 5 minutes and then count the votes.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:52:32 No.349362226
shit on floor
>>             rich 08/23/11(Tue)14:53:12 No.349362335
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:55:10 No.349362638
shit on floor
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:56:04 No.349362782
shit on the floor
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:56:16 No.349362813
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C, i can see in the dark im nigga
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:57:21 No.349362974
Can i choose wait?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:57:33 No.349362999
C
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:57:43 No.349363026
A
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)14:57:50 No.349363043
>>349362023

As you turn on the lights you are shortly blinded. After your eyes readjust again you can see now two signs next to the doors. One reads '' the Chambers. ''
The other one reads a simple '' The Timetravelling room. ''

Where do you want to go;

A: '' The Chambers ''
B: '' Timetravelling room ''
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)14:58:23 No.349363124
Sorry guys but I waited 5 minutes, should I make it longer?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)14:59:35 No.349363301
>>349363043
A) Chambers
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)14:59:51 No.349363348
>>349363043
A

and no, just take first 3
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:00:29 No.349363448
>>349363348
>>349363348

Alright that sounds good.

2 for a.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:05:09 No.349364122
Goddamnit what's in the fucking door
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:06:18 No.349364302
>>349363448
>>349363448
>>349363448
fuckin A already, must bump! inb4 404
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:06:29 No.349364320
You prefer the chambers. Something odd must be going on in the other room .. you open the door and step inside. The lights are on and to your right you can see several cells. As in cells to lock people up. To the left there are also cells but these are opened. Except the last one .. you don't have much time to think about that before hearing some murmuring.
Your adrenaline starts pumping as you walk forward ..

You look at a cell and see a man, skinny and his body torn open. He is not bleeding though .. something odd is going on. He tries to speak but you don't understand him. What do you do?

A; open the mans cell
B; try to communicate
C; run away, ya sissy


( Had to keep it moving boys. )
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:07:18 No.349364439
that reminds me of early text adventures, like zork
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:07:36 No.349364489
>>349364320
ab then c
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:09:41 No.349364797
B) He might be useful?
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:13:53 No.349365444
>>349364320

You look at him like he's some weird hobo down the street but .. something in him makes you see that he isn't an average man. '' Hello? Can you understand me? '' The man looks up and quickly grabs the bars of his cell. It looks like he's trying to break free and you can see some kind of berserk going on in his eyes.
'' Eh .. stop that .. I mean it. '' He looks at you again, stops and crawls back into his corner. Maybe it has something to do with the machine? I mean .. he seemed to understand you but he talked some weird language.. almost like German or Dutch.

What do ye do?

A; release him
B; ask him to follow you
C; go to the time travelling machine
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:16:17 No.349365812
>>349365444
A) Release him. If he berserks, we'll simply rip his intestines out.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:16:36 No.349365848
>>349365444
C), he could fucking rape the machine
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:19:27 No.349366258
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Bumpin' for roody-poos
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:21:30 No.349366582
Need another vote so I can decide wether its a or c
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:23:05 No.349366840
Bump
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:23:58 No.349366979
One more vote guys. C'mon.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:24:44 No.349367102
Bummp
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:26:31 No.349367405
c
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:26:50 No.349367452
>>349366582
just use, http://www.random.org/
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:27:43 No.349367566
>>349365444

You press a button next to his cell and the celldoor slides open. He looks at you, lets out a soft '' .. thanks .. '' and stands up. '' Wait wait .. who are you and why are we here? ''
'' .. me .. I am .. Vingetorix of the Germanic peoples .. you are? ''
'' Ehh .. yeah .. who am I? ''

So, what is your name?


( Took A since he was first, also more fun to do anyway. )
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:28:20 No.349367656
>>349367405
>>349367405

Sorry, you replied as I was typing. My bad, but it didn't matter much.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:29:33 No.349367834
>>349367566
My name is Gulag
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:31:24 No.349368147
>>349367566
>>349367566

'' ah yes, my name. I am Gulag, pleased to meet you. ''
You stick out a hand and he immediatly growls at you.
Hmm, weird chap that guy. '' So ehh .. Germanic people eh .. must have been very .. ahh, nevermind. ''

What do you do?

A; walk away leaving him to his bussiness
B; ask him to follow you
C; try and kill him
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:31:27 No.349368155
>>349367566

seymore buhts
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:32:17 No.349368289
>>349368147
ccc
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:32:32 No.349368325
>>349368147
B) He's germanic he cant do harm
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:33:32 No.349368462
>>349368289
i agree, c
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:34:28 No.349368580
>>349368462
damn noob samefag
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:36:31 No.349368851
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>>349368580
did, you say "noob"?
not on mai /b/
>newfriend
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:36:36 No.349368868
>>349368147

'' So, how is it like in the Germanic parts of .. ''
You take a quick swing at his head, but he grabs your arm and turns it around. Even though he doesnt look all that strong, it feels like your arm could break any second now. You kick backwards, hitting him in the stomach and then grab his head, bashing it into the cell door a couple of time. Once you are sure he's dead, you search his body. Nothing more than a dagger really, except for his clothes.

What do you do?

A; take the dagger
B; take the clothes
C; take both
D; walk away
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:37:36 No.349369003
again CCC
>>349368868
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:38:38 No.349369138
>>349368868
A) He probably has hobo fag clothes
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:38:45 No.349369151
>>349368580
ahaha

noob on newt gingrich

lolololtrololololol i joined in may and i havent used noob here except now xDDDDDDDDdd lol
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:40:02 No.349369328
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>>349369151
>>349368580
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:41:46 No.349369557
>>349369328
Its winter on here gringo
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:42:00 No.349369594
>>349368868

You put on his clothes, and throw away your stinking clothes. You have been in this cellar or whatever it is for about three hours now. You put his dagger in your new belt .. or should I say you put YOUR dagger in your new belt. So what should you do now?

A; go to the timetravelling machine
B; there is nothing else to do
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:43:34 No.349369831
>>349369594
>>349369709
i meant to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:47:29 No.349370397
>>349369831
A GODDOMAT
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:48:47 No.349370596
>>349369594

You decide to go over to the other room now. Inside that room is a scientist at work at what seems to be the time travelling machine. You start thinking .. time travelling .. cells .. trapped people from the past. Holy shit they are enslaving or abducting those people for science! What will you do?

A; engage conversation to ask why they're doing this
B; kill him immediatly, he is evil remember?
C; engage conversation and offer to help
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:49:31 No.349370706
>>349370397
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)15:50:27 No.349370838
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>>349370596
c
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)15:54:16 No.349371359
>>349370596

'' Well well, you have been busy haven't you. ''
The man just nods. '' Yes mister Gulag. We have been expecting you. I expect you found that man, Vincewhatever? ''
'' You mean the Germanic guy? Yeah he's dead. ''
'' Hmm, that WAS my tradestock. And since you haven't killed me .. you must be interested in what we do. ''
You just nod at him. He turns around revealing a mutilated face. He grins. '' Well, more of that once you take a rest. You look tired. Why dont you get into that recuperation chamber? ''

What do you want to do?

A; kill him anyway and take his bussiness for yourself
B; go into the chamber, you are a little weak after that fight.
C; go into the time travelling device and just press the button
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)15:55:06 No.349371501
goddamn i love synthesizers
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)16:01:47 No.349372452
>>349371359
ccccccccc
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:04:05 No.349372773
>>349371359

You just ignore the guy, walk into the device and press some random buttons. A large flash and suddenly your in another world. You look around and see a vast forrest, smoke coming from inside that forrest somewhere and an open field.

Where do you want to go?

A; a random direction into the forrest
B; the smoke
C; the open field
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)16:07:09 No.349373174
b
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:20:02 No.349375029
b
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:29:36 No.349376370
you go toward the smoke and see half a dozen furries fucking each other in the ass train style aqround a bon fire while taking bong hits. you look closely and realize that one of them is OP and another is his dad. You decide to

A. join in the buttfucking train
B. try to score some weed off them
C. push them into the fire for the LULZ and hope the furry suits are extremely flamable
D. single out OP's dad and fuck him in the ass while OP watches
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)16:31:12 No.349376593
>>349376370
ccc
op is cool, totally not a fag
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:31:51 No.349376678
...wtf
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)16:34:27 No.349377046
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>>349376370
wait a second...
something seems... offf
tripcode is weird looking...
hmmm, probably a wizard
>mfw
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:37:26 No.349377457
>>349376593
you push them into the fire one by one starting with the furry in the back of the buttfucking train. as they are in a vulnerable position fucking one another and wearing giant animal costumes you find it particularly easy to overpower them and accomplish this. you are down to your last furry and it's OP. you decide to

A. ask him if he has any last words before he joins his furry fag buddies in their infernal demise
B. sit down and smoke some weed with him
C. rape him in the ass while smoking weed
D. ask him to tell you his childhood dreams and desires
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:42:09 No.349378089
>>349377457
a
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:50:46 No.349379387
>>349377457
b
>>             Valiant noble !!/PqTZGLr8an 08/23/11(Tue)16:54:06 No.349379883
come on guise i need a tie breaker
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:55:04 No.349380028
a
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:55:50 No.349380131
.......A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:55:54 No.349380144
I want the original guy back. You are annoying, fake OP.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)16:58:07 No.349380493
>>349372773

You walk towards the smoke pouring from the forest. As you get closer, you see that the forest is on fire. You continue walking toward the forest, the heat increasing as you advance.

Suddenly from the forest comes running a young woman, wearing peasant-style clothing. She is tall and blonde and looks terrified as she comes running towards you. She begins shouting in a foreign language as she runs. She grabs your hand and begins pulling you along behind her as the fire begins to leap onto nearby trees.

She pulls you from the forest and begins shouting at you in a foreign language. You look at her, assessing the situation.

A. Kiss her.

B. Slap her and try to get her to calm down.

C. Walk away from her.

D. Try to communicate with hand gestures.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:04:18 No.349381480
>>349380493
I'm so confused but I prefer this story... option D.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:08:56 No.349382152
>>349381480

You gesture at her, trying to determine what is going on. You gesture at the forest, and then shrug your shoulders, and then back at her and shrug your shoulders again.

She motions that there is something big in the forest and that they set the fire somehow (she looks very cute as she waves her hand around to demonstrate fire). She throws her arms out wildly to make explosions.

Someone from the future came and set the fires. You are unsure why, but it could have been in order to flush the people out so that they could collect slaves.

A. Try to find the people who are collecting the slaves.

B. Hide with the girl.

C. Try to lead the girl back through the field to somewhere safe.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:09:39 No.349382248
>>349381480

Someone faked the tripcode of the original OP and made it a story about furries. And then someone else started writing back from where you arrive in the clearing where there is smoke.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:11:40 No.349382524
>>349382248

So now we get a chick? Lucky.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:14:04 No.349382830
So is the story going to continue then, or what?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:17:09 No.349383247
>>349382152

B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:19:04 No.349383561
>>349382152
B..B..B..B.Biiiiiing Cosby
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:20:45 No.349383843
>>349383247

You look around and see a shallow gully near the edge of the field beyond the burning forest. You take the girl by the hand and pull her through the grass to the gully. The pull her down beside you into the gully, pressing her into the grass. You can feel her breathing heavily beside you as the two of you watch the forest.

You see a number of men emerge from the forest with assault rifles leading women and men who have been collared and chained together. The men are wearing gas masks and pulling the local people along behind them.

The girl beside you tries to stand to run towards them, but you grab her and pull her back down, then signal for her to be quiet by putting your finger to her lips. You can see fear and anger in her eyes even if she cannot speak.

A. Wait and watch to see what happens next.

B. Have her wait there and stand up and walk up to the men to negotiate with them.

C. Run away with the girl.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:21:32 No.349383961
You missed the option where you just fuck the girl
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:22:03 No.349384037
>>349383843

Why the fuck didn't we take the knife off that guy earlier so that we could have a weapon now? What is this?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:25:57 No.349384634
bump
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:28:36 No.349385030
AAAAAAAAAAAa
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:30:17 No.349385262
>>349385030

You lay there, holding onto the blonde girl, as you watch the men pull their captives out into the middle of the field. One of them activates something on his arm, and suddenly a portal appears there in the field. This must be the way back to the present.

The men look around cautiously, and then they begin to file through the portal to the other side, each of them pushing their captive through first and then following.

A. Wait till the last one is going through and then rush him and try to knock him out.

B. Run up to them now and ask them to take you back.

C. Wait till they have all gone through and then try to follow.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:30:38 No.349385317
A,I like this story
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:32:49 No.349385639
>>349385317
I meant that for this:
>>349383843
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:34:56 No.349385971
>>349385262

You wait, watching them go through the portal, until all but the last man with his prisoner has gone through. You then rush from the gully towards the man, running silently through the grass. He pushes his prisoner through the portal and then is about to step through himself when you hit him from the side, knocking him down and knocking his rifle from his hands.

You are on him in an instant, punching him in the face through his gas mask. He struggles to fight you, but then the girl is beside you, kicking him again and again in the side of the head and screaming in some foreign language.

You pull the gas mask off his face, revealing a white man beneath, his eyes fearful as he looks up at you. You keep hitting him, driving your fist into his skull until he goes limp. You roll off him and lay there, gasping.

A. Take his uniform, put it on, and then step through the portal.

B. Wait there on the side of the portal with his rifle.

C. Go through the portal with his weapons and leave the body.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:35:38 No.349386072
>>349385639

You were too late, heh.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:37:10 No.349386313
>>349385971

where is the option to fuck the chick
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:37:36 No.349386379
>>349385971
Turns out A was a good choice. A again, but this blonde girl needs ermm...
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:40:01 No.349386729
>>349386379

You begin pulling the uniform off the guy, stripping him bare. The girl realizes what you are doing and begins assisting, taking all of the clothes off of the man.

You then strip yourself, taking off your clothes in front of the girl. She looks away, her face turning red as she sees your naked body. You grin and laugh at her. She turns back to you and smiles, gives you a look up and down, and then reaches out and gently touches your chest.

A. Continue on with the plan. Get dressed and grab the rifle.

B. Respond to her touch with a kiss.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:40:34 No.349386815
>>349386379

What is ermmm?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:41:18 No.349386934
>>349386729
>>349386729

FUCK HER
FUCK HER
FUCK HER
FUCK HER
FUCK HER
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:41:33 No.349386960
>>349386729
b
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:42:29 No.349387095
>>349386729
B lets do this!
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:43:00 No.349387177
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Opened Door 1
<= and got the Zonk
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:43:43 No.349387287
>>349386934
>>349386960

You take her hand and hold it against your chest and then lean forward and kiss her gently on the lips. She feels her lips against yours and then pulls away, looking at you quizzically. You then pull her close again and kiss her passionately, your tongue meeting hers as you pull her soft body against you.

Your cock begins to harden against her thigh, and you know that she can feel your hard length through her dress as you kiss her. You move your hands up to her long hair and pull gently as you kiss her, pulling her head back so that you can then kiss and lick her neck. She moans softly and slides her hands down the small of your back.

A. Lift up her skirt and fuck her in the grass.

B. Enough of this for now. You need to go through that damn portal.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:44:40 No.349387418
>>349387287
a
>>             !IbRoODyPOo 08/23/11(Tue)17:45:10 No.349387495
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>>349387287
B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:47:31 No.349387850
>>349387495 you fucktard. I GIVE ANOTHER VOTE FOR A!!!
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:48:11 No.349387937
>>349387418

You slide your hands up beneath your skirt, sliding your fingers along her thighs. You feel the wetness between her thighs as you reach her pussy and she gasps, her nails digging into your back as you touch her. You grab the hem of her dress and then slide it up over her thighs as you push her back down into the grass on her back.

She looks down at your hard length as you position it against her hole and rub back and forth against her wetness. She says something, but you have no idea what it is, and then you thrust inside of her, pushing all the way inside in one long, deep thrust. Her eyes widen and she moans loudly, wrapping her legs around your back and pulling you further inside.

You begin to fuck her there on the grass, slamming your cock in and out of her as she moans beneath you. You lick her neck roughly. She begins to says something again, but she's just repeating the same nonsensical words over and over again as you fuck her.

A. Flip her over and fuck her doggystyle.

B. Fuck her until you cum inside of her.

C. Fuck her until you feel like you are going to cum and then finish in her mouth.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:48:44 No.349388007
B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:50:27 No.349388257
>>349387937

i do belive i vote a on this
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:52:15 No.349388535
>>349388257
I concur
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:52:19 No.349388546
>>349388007

You grab her thighs and use them as leverage as you fuck her, pushing into her again and again, her pussy tight and wet as you fuck her. She shakes her head back and forth and moans, her blonde hair splayed out on the grass as you fill her with your cock.

She looks up, meets your eyes, and then raises her lips again to kiss you. You meet her kiss as you fuck her, and then suddenly she pulls back and lets out a low, short scream. You feel her clench down on you, her legs tightening and her nails digging into your back. You cannot take it any longer and you begin to cum, filling her with your load. You hold yourself inside of her as you cum until you are drained, and then lay there against your chest.

You look over and see that the portal is still open. A device on the wrist of the dead man continues to flash.

A. Get dressed in the man's uniform and go through the portal with the man's weapon.

B. Try and communicate with the girl and talk to her about what is going on.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:52:53 No.349388634
>>349388535
>>349388257

Looks like you were both too late this time.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)17:56:13 No.349389142
>>349388546
B, i'll try to be quick!
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:06:30 No.349390662
>>349388546

B. what is this i dont even
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:09:25 No.349391141
These always turn into a porno sooner or later...which is a good thing don't get me wrong.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:13:32 No.349391889
>>349388546

You lay there on top of the girl, holding her tightly. She kisses you on the cheek softly and smiles at you.

You put your hands on your chest and say your name, "Gulag." She puts her hands on her own breasts, smiles, and then says, "Fern."

*Stopped while on a call for work*
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:15:51 No.349392281
>>349391889
ok, so, lets discuss the plot so far...


>>349391889

You smile at her and kiss her softly on the lips again.  You point at the portal and she shrugs her shoulders.  She points at the sky.  "Kalal."  She then makes an angry face and shakes her head.  She thinks that the gods are angry with her people.

You shake your head.  You make a cutting hand through the air and then say "Kalal."  You shake her head, showing her that it is not her god.  You point at the dead man, shake your head again, and say, "No Kalal."  She looks at you and she seems to understand.

"Kalal..." she then mutters what seem to be a number of curses.  You laugh.  You slowly slide out of her and then collapse beside her in the grass.  You point at the portal and then at her.  Her eyes widen with fear.

It seems she does not want to go through the portal.

A.  Get dressed and then drag her though the portal with you.

B.  Get dressed and then leave her behind on this side of the portal.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:32:55 No.349395041
Continued from the other thread that died while I was on the phone.

Summary of the plot to date:
- You wake up in an empty room
- You see a man in a cage
- He is Germanic
- You let him out and then kill him
- A scientist tells you that the man came from the past
- Your name is Gulag
- You get in the time machine and travel into the past
- You meet a girl running from a burning forest
- A bunch of men lead the rest of her people through a portal back into the present
- You kill the last man who was going to go through
- You then go to get changed by the girl (her name is Fern) stops you and you fuck her
- You cum inside of her and then explain to her (using hand signals) that it was not her god who did this, but rather men
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:34:46 No.349395322
>>349394737

AAAA
>>             08/23/11(Tue)18:35:01 No.349395361
yo wat
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:37:26 No.349395763
>>349395322

You begin to get dressed in the other dead man's outfit, pulling on his outfit. You pull everything on and then use your old clothing to wipe off the dead man's gas mask. You then pull on the gas mask.

You grab the rifle from the dead man. You pull the mag off and then check the chamber. A round pops out, which you throw back into the mag. You load the weapon back out, chamber the round again, and then look over at Fern. You nod towards the portal. She looks and shakes her head, but you grunt loudly. She looks displeased, but she steps through the portal.

You follow her, and suddenly you are back in the room with the scientist. He is screaming, "And somehow we lost Gulag!"

When you show up everyone stops. They see the girl, who looks disheveled and has cum dripping down her thigh, and they all begin to laugh. There are five other soldiers standing in the room with assault rifles.

A. Laugh with them.

B. Shoot them while they are laughing.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:39:09 No.349396034
>>349395763

B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:39:41 No.349396116
KILL THE FUCKERS
KILL THE FUCKERS
KILL THE FUCKERS
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:42:21 No.349396531
>>349396116
>>349396034

You begin to laugh along with the men as they all look at the girl standing there. She looks at you with tears in her eyes, not understanding what is going on. Suddenly you raise the assault rifle to your shoulder, flip the selector switch to automatic, and open up on the room.

*Crack* *Crack*
Two rounds into the first man.

You turn with your rifle, hitting the second man twice in the chest as well. By this time the third man is scrambling to lift his rifle to his shoulder as you hit him with three rounds in the chest.

Before the remaining two can shoot you, you dive behind a panel, pulling Fern along with you. Bullets smash against the panel as you dive behind it, and you hear the scientist screaming for them to stop.

A. John Wayne the fuckers.

B. Wait for them to rush you and then kill them.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:43:08 No.349396666
b
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:43:09 No.349396674
Just walked into a gun battle...
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:45:37 No.349397088
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:45:58 No.349397144
>>349396666
>>349396666

You wait there, your chest heaving from the adrenaline as you hear bullets smashing against the panel. Then you hear footsteps as one of the men approaches from the left. Just as you hear him about to round the corner you put your rifle around the corner and fire three rounds into the air. You hear him scream and drop to the floor.

The second man bursts around the corner to your right and you turn, thinking he has the drop on you, but Fern has grabbed him around the waist and pulled him to the floor. They are struggling to gain a hold of his weapon. You rush up beside the two of them, then put your weapon calmly to his head, laugh, and pull the trigger. Brain matter and pieces of skull spray both you and Fern as the man's face disintegrates into a mess of blood and gore.

You look and see the scientist running for the door.

A. Shoot him.

B. Let him go.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:46:39 No.349397263
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>>349396666
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:47:14 No.349397371
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:53:26 No.349398328
Bump
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:53:38 No.349398355
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>>349397144
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:55:53 No.349398612
>>349397371

You see the scientist running for the dinner and pull the trigger. The last two rounds in the magazine fly from your weapon and catch him in the back, sending him flying onto his face on the floor, blood pouring from his chest. You hear him coughing still. You look around, see that the rest of the men are dead or dying, and walk over to the scientist.

You flip him over and look him in the face. He is crying as he looks up at you. He tries to clutch at your arms. "Why?" he asks you.

You flip up your gas mask.

"Gulag..." he gasps as he sees you. Blood is bubbling from his lips. "I should have known," he says. The smell of piss fills the air, and you look down to see his pants darken as his eyes close. The blood stops bubbling from his lips as he dies beneath you.

You look over at Fern and laugh.

A. Try and find the rest of her people.

B. See who else you can kill in the complex. You need to find a way out.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:56:04 No.349398636
cunt & bump.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:57:13 No.349398799
>>349398612
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)18:57:22 No.349398825
>>349397144

b.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:01:36 No.349399390
>>349398799

You drop the magazine from your weapon and then reload. You grab a few extra mags from the dead and dying men. The device on your wrist has gone quiet, but there does not appear to be too much damage to the time travelling device as a result of the firefight.

You motion for Fern to be quiet and then step out of the room and into the hallway. You see that it is empty, but you are sure that the sounds of the firing must be drawing guards from all over the complex. You look up to see a security camera pointed directly at you. You raise your weapon to your shoulder and shoot it out. You pull your gas mask back on. You look just like all the other guards now.

You see a sign saying "EXIT" to your right, but you turn left and head deeper into the facility to find Fern's people. You see three doors ahead, all metal, with no sign of what may be behind them except for a sign above door two that reads, "Garbage."

A. Door one.

B. Door two.

C. Door three.
  Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:02:51 No.349399561
>>349398799

Who the fuck cares about her people? Jackass... now we're fucked.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:03:32 No.349399654
>>349399390

A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:05:33 No.349399925
>>349399654

You approach door one slowly, and then place your hand against the door handle and slide the door open. Inside the room are cages filled with children. The cages extend far to the back of the room, and you can see that the room is massive. There is no one else around.

There are bowls of water and food in each cage, but that is it. Fern gasps and grabs your hand. The children all begin screaming and shouting in random languages as soon as they see you. There are thick, electronic locks on each cage. There must be hundreds of children here.

A. Leave them. They are not Fern's people.

B. Try and find the control center for the cages.

C. Try and free as many of them as you can.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:06:08 No.349400021
>>349399925

A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:08:29 No.349400405
>>349400021

You turn your back on the children and slam the door closed. Fern grabs your hand and motions back to the room, but you ignore her and shake your head. You do not have the time to save everyone, and you have no obligation to anyone else. But you would like to save Fern's people.

You open the second door, the one marked "Garbage" and step inside. The room is filled with sick looking people, also all in cages. Fern catches sight of one of them, an old looking man, and runs towards him. She falls to her knees outside the cage and grabs at his hand. They begin speaking to each other in her strange language.

A. Try to bang the lock off the man's cage.

B. Try to shoot the lock off the man's cage.

C. Try to find the control center in the room for the locks on all the "garbage" people's cages.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:09:03 No.349400501
>>349400405

B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:09:32 No.349400563
>>349400405
c
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:11:08 No.349400855
>>349400501

You raise your rifle to your shoulder, motion for everyone to back away, and then fire at the lock. The bullet ricochets off the lock and hits someone in another cage. The person calls to the floor, clutching at a wound in their stomach and screaming.

You look down at the lock and see that there was no meaningful damage to the metal. That should not be unexpected given the lock is thick and metal and you are firing a 5.56mm assault rifle.

A. Find something to smash the lock off.

B. Try to find the control center to unlock the cages.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:11:49 No.349400962
>>349400855
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:14:25 No.349401389
>>349400962

You begin looking around the room to find something to smash the lock off. Your eyes lock onto a fire extinguisher beside the door. You sling your rifle, grab the fire extinguisher, and begin smashing the lock of the cage. You keep striking it, over and over again, and until finally you break through and the lock comes off. The man who was hit by your stray round is still screaming in pain behind you. "Shut the fuck up," you shout, but the man cannot tell what you are saying.

You let the old man out of the cage and he wraps his arms around Fern, both of them crying. Touching, but you need to move on.

A. Try to find the rest of Fern's people.

B. Try to find an exit.

C. See if you can find a way to send Fern and the old man back in time.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:15:07 No.349401485
>>349400855
B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:15:11 No.349401500
>>349401389

B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:17:06 No.349401806
>>349401500

You touch Fern on the shoulder and shake your head. She seems to understand and she follows you as you walk back out of the "Garbage" room. You peer down the hallway and, seeing no one, begin to walk back towards the EXIT sign you had seen earlier.

The door is large and metal. You push it open and look through to the other side. A guard is standing there with his weapon trained on the door. He looks at you standing there in your gas mask.

A. Shoot him.

B. "What's the passcode?"

C. "I found the prisoner, Gulag."
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:17:48 No.349401903
>>349401806

A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:18:00 No.349401940
b
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:19:15 No.349402128
>>349401806
B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:19:52 No.349402245
>>349401903

The man looks at you and begins to speak. "Alpha," he says to you. You know how this works. You are supposed to respond with the appropriate letter from the phonetic alphabet otherwise he shoots you. Instead you raise your rifle and pull the trigger before he can respond. Your two rounds strike him in the face, sending him reeling back into the wall behind him and onto the ground. Too slow, motherfucker.

You step through the door and then look left and right down the hallway. There is another EXIT sign to the left, but to the right you can see another large door at the end of the hallway.

A. Keep heading for the exit.

B. See what is behind the door at the end of the hallway.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:20:21 No.349402339
>>349402245

BBBBB
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:21:36 No.349402563
>>349402245
Can we all just agree to gang rape fern?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:21:49 No.349402603
>>349402339

You look to your left at the exit and then look back down the hallway at the door. There must be something useful behind that door. You begin to walk slowly down the hallway towards the door. Suddenly the door bursts open and two guards run out the door towards you.

A. "ALPHA!"

B. Open fire.

C. Two on one. Run for it.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:22:20 No.349402708
>>349402563

With who, her grandfather? It's not really a gang rape then... I want to fuck her again too though.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:22:32 No.349402748
>>349402603

A...then immediately afterwards B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:22:33 No.349402751
a
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:23:01 No.349402855
>>349402603
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:23:04 No.349402865
>>349402748
The guards of course
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:24:59 No.349403220
>>349402751
>>349402748

"ALPHA!" you shout at the two men. They stop and one of them shouts back, "NOVEMBER!"

Now you have the passcode. The two of them relax and look at you. "Do you know where that man Gulag is?" the first one asks. He looks beyond at the two prisoners. "And how did those two escape?"

You look back at Fern and the old man. Fern is holding the old man behind her and has her teeth bared at the two guards. You consider the fact that you are covered in blood and gore from the people you have killed already.

A. "I killed Gulag. He's laying there on the floor."

B. Open fire.

C. "I don't know how they got out or what the fuck happened. Let's go figure it out."
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:25:31 No.349403323
>>349403220

BBBBB
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:28:59 No.349403876
>>349403323

You consider whether or not you should try to fool them, and decide that there is no need. You may as well just kill them. They both begin walking over to you, relaxed. One of them moves to take off his gas mask. As he does, you bring your rifle to your hip and open fire.

The second man cannot react before you open fire. Your weapon is still on automatic, and when you depress the trigger you spray the two men with fire. Each man is hit multiple times. They both lurch back and fall to the floor, bleeding from multiple wounds. You keep firing until the magazine is empty, then drop the mag, pop in a new one and strike the bolt release.

A. Keep going down the hallway to the room at the end of the hall where the men came from.

B. Grab a few mags and then turn back towards the exit.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:29:35 No.349403985
>>349403876

Grab mags and A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:30:02 No.349404054
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:32:23 No.349404425
>>349403876
B
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:32:41 No.349404480
>>349403985

You grab two additional magazines from the dead men on the floor and then continue down the hallway towards the door at the end. You keep your weapon at your shoulder as you walk down the hall. Fern and the old man follow you slowly, stepping through the blood of the dead guards and leaving bloody footprints behind them.

You reach the door at the end of the hallway and place your hand on the handle. You take a deep breath and then open the door; it is massive and heavy. No wonder no one heard the firefight. There are two guards standing right beside the door looking at screens on the wall. There are six other people in the room sitting down at computer desks watching monitors.

Another man stands over them shouting about finding the prisoners. The two guards turn to look at you as you open the door.

A. "Alpha."

B. "Hey, we found Gulag down the hallway."

C. Kill the guards.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:33:34 No.349404621
>>349404480

C
Alpha as fuck
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:33:41 No.349404634
As you go through the door, you hear a creaking sound, you raise your rifle to aim through the iron-sights, but OH NO! The rifle has turned into a penis and it starts fucking you in the mouth, then the wall sprouts tentacles which pull you through the door to the next room where the tentacles rape your ass.

A) Japanese Hentai
B) Japanese Hentai
C) Glory Hole Porn
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:35:08 No.349404835
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>>349404634
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:37:21 No.349405142
>>349404621

Before the guards can react to your entrance, you have shot the first one in the side of the head, spraying the wall beside him with the remnants of his mind. As you are turning towards the second guard he grabs at your rifle, pushing you back away from the door. The two of you crash to the floor.

You are unable to pull the trigger as he grabs at your arms. Suddenly one of the men who had been watching the screens runs over and begins kicking at you and shouting. You try to roll back on top of the man on you, but a kick to the side of the head stuns you.

You shake your head in the gas mask and look up to see that the man above you has pulled a knife and is about to bring it down. You turn your head to the side and the knife plunges through the side of the gas mask. You feel blood pouring from your cheek and then you hear shooting again.

The man above you falls to the ground, clutching his side. Fern is standing there awkwardly holding the other guard's assault rifle.

You immediately strike the worker who had been kicking him in the knee with your rifle. You hear a crack and he drops to the floor. You tear your mask off and then stand, blood pouring from your face.

A. Kill all the fuckers.

B. Tell the workers to release all of the prisoners.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:38:10 No.349405246
>>349405142

AAAAAA
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:40:15 No.349405572
You point at the workers and exclaim, "Free the prisoners of so help me god you shall face the wrath of Khan!". As one worker shuffles backwards slowly, another one reaches for a stick, but OH NO! the stick is now a penis and the other worker that was shuffling backwards starts getting shuffled in his asshole. The other workers all start pulling out their cocks and masturbating in a glorious display of semen fireworks the prisoners start getting coated in man-wax! But the wax is genetically modified and the prisoners turn into PENIS SNAKES!

A) Suck the penis snakes
B) Put the penis snakes in your ass
C) Jerk off the two nearest workers
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:41:03 No.349405680
>>349405246

You scream in rage and open fire, shooting first at the man right in front of you. Your rounds tear through his chest and he stumbles back onto the floor, blood pouring from his mouth and chest. The other workers rush to hide under their desks.

The supervisor stands and begins to speak, "Gulag, please, you don't underst-"

Your bullets tear through his stomach, and he falls to the floor, screaming and grasping to hold in his innards.

You roll onto the floor beside the first desk, seeing two other workers under the desk. You open fire, shooting each of them at least three times. One of the men behind the front desk stands and tries to run for the door, but you hear a gun fire behind you and he drops to the ground. You look back to see Fern has shot him in the throat. He lays there, gurgling as blood pours from his throat.

The last two men stand and put up their hands. You shoot the first one in the head. The second one screams. "I can help you get out! I can help you get back to where you belong, Gulag! Without me you are stuck here forever!"

A. Kill him anyways.

B. "How can you help me?"
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:42:20 No.349405869
>>349405680

A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:44:08 No.349406151
>>349405869

You laugh. "Go fuck yourself," is all you say in response. You pull the trigger on your weapon and fire three rounds through his chest, sending him crashing back into one of the screens behind him.

You then turn back to Fern and the old man, who are standing there behind you.

A. Try and figure out how to run the control systems in order to free the rest of the prisoners.

B. Head for the exits.

C. Try and figure out how to get out from the control system.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:44:52 No.349406259
>>349406151

B.
Also, kill them both and rape her dead body
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:45:58 No.349406428
THE EXIT IS NOW PNIES
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:47:28 No.349406656
>>349406259

You reload your weapon and then walk out of the room and head towards the door at the end of the hallway labeled "EXIT".

Fern and the old man follow you close behind, Fern holding tightly to the rifle that she had picked up. The rifle contrasts sharply with her homespun, old-school dress and the dried cum on the inside of her thighs.

You open the exit door and find yourself in a garage filled with vehicles. Most of them are military vehicles, but a few of them are civilian vehicles, and you see a BMW there.

A. Take a military vehicle.

B. Take a BMW.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:48:26 No.349406788
>>349406656


A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:51:20 No.349407229
>>349406788

You head for the nearest vehicle. It appears to be a Mercedes G-Wagon, with a turret on the top and a machine gun mounted there. You open the driver-side door to the vehicle. There are keys in the ignition, as you would expect for any military vehicle. You sit down in the vehicle. Fern and the old man just look at you. You sigh and then open the passenger side doors for them and motion for them to climb in. Fern begins to climb inside, her finger still on the trigger of her rifle. You grab it from her before she can accidentally pull the trigger and slam it into the rifle holder.

You put away your own rifle and then turn on the vehicle.

You hit a button on the keys and the large garage doors begin to open in front of you, revealing a large compound bustling with people.

A. Drive through the compound at full speed and find an exit.

B. Drive out relaxed.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:52:03 No.349407350
This is a lot of shit to write at once... wow
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:52:04 No.349407353
>>349407229
a
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:55:34 No.349407887
>>349407353

You immediately hit the gas and speed out into the compound. You look to your left and see that guards were stacking up outside the door to the building you were just in, getting ready to enter. They see you speeding away and open fire, bullets striking the vehicle as you drive. You know the windows are bullet-proof, at least when it comes to small-caliber weapons.

Suddenly a machine gun opens up from a tower a few hundred meters away. You speed through the fire towards a gate that is a couple hundred meters to your front. You hear and feel rounds crashing into the vehicle and you yell for everyone to get down. They have no idea what you are saying, but they cower.

You see two guards rush out to stand in front of the gate, but before they can raise their weapons you drive between them, crashing through the gate and out onto an empty road. You hit the gas and begin speeding away, the machine gun continuing to fire at you until you are obscured by trees. The road is in the woods.

You look back and see that the old man has been hit and is bleeding. Fern is screaming beside you but appears unharmed.

A. Stop to try and help the old man.

B. Keep going.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:56:45 No.349408061
>>349407887
b
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)19:58:36 No.349408362
>>349408061

You continue driving. You can see that there is no way you can help the old man. Fern tries to climb into the backseat but you grab her and pull her back into the seat and shake your head. She cries as she sits there.

You continue speeding along until you come to another gate, this one unguarded. It is open, and beyond there appears to be a back-country road, although paved, with cars driving back and forth. You look and they have US license plates.

A. Turn left.

B. Turn right.

C. Ditch the vehicle and try to hitch-hike.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:00:17 No.349408610
By the way, if anyone is reading I write a lot of these:
http://storiesofop.blogspot.com on /b/ and then archive them.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:01:13 No.349408734
>>349408362

Can you just fuck Fern again already or what?
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:03:34 No.349409121
>>349394737
Well, whattayaknow--the original TARDIS control panel!
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:04:21 No.349409247
>>349408362
C
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:04:37 No.349409284
>>349409121

It is a time travelling story after all...
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:06:48 No.349409670
>>349409247

You ditch the vehicle at the side of the road in a ditch. You then get out of the vehicle. You open Fern's door, grab her, and pull her out. She's still crying about the old man, but you take her by the hand and lead her onto the road.

You are standing there, holding an assault rifle, and covered in blood. You put your thumb out to hitch-hike. The first few vehicles speed by you, but a pickup truck pulls over and stops a few meters in front of you. The driver backs up.

"What's up, ya'll?" he asks in a southern accent.

A. "Can you give us a ride? We were just hanging out in the woods together hunting and got in an accident."

B. Raise your rifle. "Your ride or your life, buddy."

C. Shoot him. Fuck southerners. He doesn't need an option.
>>            Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:09:16 No.349410135
>>349409670
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:11:45 No.349410571
>>349410135

"Can you give us a ride? We were just hanging out in the woods together hunting and got in an accident."

"Absolutely," he responds. You nod and open the back of the cab, motioning for Fern to get inside. She does. You then jump in the front seat.

He looks over and sees the blood all over you. "Shot yourself something?"

"Fuck, yeah. Had to leave it with the truck though when it broke down." He shrugs. "Know how it is, man. Where you headed?"

"Just back to the city."

"Great, me too," he responds. He looks back at Fern in the back seat as he begins driving.

"So, in compensation for me giving the two of ya'll a ride, how about we tag team your woman back there?"

A. Bullet to the face.

B. "Sounds good. Want to go to your place to do it?"

C. "Sounds good. Wanna pull over somewhere up here and just do her in the back of the truck?"
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:14:02 No.349410950
>>349410571
B
and probably kill him before he can touch her
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:16:54 No.349411459
>>349410950

"Sounds good. Want to go to your place to do it?"

He laughs, looks back at her, and then agrees. You can see him beginning to touch himself through his pants as you drive. "I'm just outside the city," he tells you. Still didn't tell you what fucking city. Damn.

"What's your name?" he calls back to Fern. She just looks at him. "Her name is Fern," you tell him.

"Pretty name. She don't speak?" he asks you. "She's foreign."

He laughs. You soon pull off and drive down a small dirt road up to a farm house. He gets out. You open the back door for Fern and pull her out. He leads you into his house and into the living room.

"Get comfortable. Want me to get us some drinks?" he asks.

"Sure."

He goes to the kitchen and grabs some beers while you sit on the couch beside Fern. She looks comfortable there with you, although she still has tears in her eyes.

The man returns, and he has taken off his shirt and pants and is just wearing his boxers. "Ready to get this party started?"

A. Beat him to death.

B. Shoot him.

C. Begin to kiss Fern.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:19:35 No.349411905
>>349411459
kiss HIM
bwahahaha just kidding,
A
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:20:05 No.349412011
wat
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:22:42 No.349412416
>>349411905

He approaches the two of you and Fern looks over at you with surprise in her eyes. You smile at her and then stand. The man begins to fish his hardening cock out of his shorts as he approaches Fern, when suddenly you lash out and strike him hard in the face. He goes stumbling back, trips over his coffee table, and lands on the floor.

You are over the table and on top of him in an instant. You grab a book from the coffee table and begin striking him in the face, over and over and over again. By the time you have stopped his face has been crushed and the book is warped and coated in blood. You flip the book over and look at the cover. "The Quintessential Coffee Table Book." Faggot.

You look back at Fern and smile. She smiles back at you.

A. Kiss her again.

B. Phone the cops and tell them you were abducted.
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:24:07 No.349412621
>>349412416
A
let's not get the cops involved in this shit
>>             Anonymous 08/23/11(Tue)20:25:11 No.349412783
>>349412621

You kiss Fern softly on the lips and she smiles up at you. "Gulag," she says. You laugh and touch your chest, "Gulag."

You then touch her chest again softly and say, "Fern." She smiles.

The End

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