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Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:11:32 No.350212475
Rules are, whoever answers first to anything I will write the next line and then provide options.
You wake up in the morning and look down at your body. You are a:
A. Beautiful teenage girl; or
B. Mid-twenties guy.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:12:57 No.350212681
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:14:01 No.350212850
Really, why in the hell would i be a girl?
That's was just stupid.
B anyway.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:14:09 No.350212876
You roll out of bed and take a look in the mirror. You are a guy in your mid-twenties, with short black hair and a fit body. You are just wearing boxers, so you head over to your wardrobe and pull on some jeans and a t-shirt that says "/b/astard" on the chest.
You consider what you would like to do with your day.
A. Find pussy.
B. Violence.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:14:48 No.350212982
>>350212850
Most of the time people want to be a girl
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:14:50 No.350212989
I'll just leave this here http://7iny.info/NR5ONL
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:15:13 No.350213064
Can't i do both?
B.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:16:24 No.350213249
Once you have pulled on some clothes you head downstairs to grab some weapons for the day. You unlock your garage and head inside, then take a look at the racks along the wall.
A. Grab an assault rifle, a shotgun, a handgun, and as much ammunition as you can.
B. Grab knives that you can conceal beneath your coat.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:18:52 No.350213676
>>350213064
You could end up with both. It's a question of priorities though.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:20:07 No.350213870
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:20:08 No.350213875
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:20:12 No.350213889
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:21:29 No.350214096
/b/rothers aint fond of being stealth...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:22:00 No.350214182
Mix of both, A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:22:24 No.350214248
You grab an assault rifle, a shotgun, and a handgun. You grab your vest, with ballistic plates, and put it on first. You then take your tactical vest and put it on overtop of the bulletproof vest. You grab filled magazines and throw them into your mag pouches. You then throw the shotgun into the bag, and fill the bag with additional magazines and boxes of shotgun shells. You put the pistol into a leg holster, and put another two pistol magazines into a pouch on your leg.
You smile yourself and consider yourself ready. You throw your bag into the back of your black, 1969 Ford Mustang and then jump in the front seat.
A. Let's rob a bank.
B. Go to a local drug house and steal their shti.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:25:39 No.350214790
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:28:06 No.350215165
You hit the button on your garage door opener and the door slowly rises. It is a sunny Saturday afternoon, and you pull out into the street devoid of traffic. The drug house is only about six or seven minutes away, and you drive there casually, watching people walking by on the streets of the suburb.
You pull up in front of the drug house. It is a ramshackle house in what used to be a beautiful neighbourhood. Many of the homes along the street are now empty, victims of the recessions and a lack of caring from the banks who have foreclosed.
You assess the building. It does not have any guards, but there is an old black man sitting on the front steps with a crack pipe in his mouth.
A. Go in the front door with your weapon at the ready.
B. Go in through the back.
C. Shoot the black man in the face and then stand outside and wait.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:29:48 No.350215445
C shoot the roody-poo
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:31:40 No.350215728
Fuck /b/, not stealth again?
We should had chosen B, fucking back door.
It sounds like you have a death wish or something!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:33:27 No.350216038
You walk up to the black man who is sitting there in front of the crack house, your assault rifle in your hands. The man looks up at you, his eyes glazed over from the crack. "What's going on, boy?" he asks you slowly.
You look at him and smile, then chamber a round. "You're dead, old man. Thanks for coming the fuck out."
You pull the trigger twice, sending two rounds into his forehead and sending fragments of his skull and pieces of his brain showering the steps behind him. You laugh, and then stand there in front of the crack house, listening as people start screaming and yelling inside.
A woman comes running out of the house, screaming at the top of her lungs. She's old, about forty, and you can tell she's been a crack whore for a long time.
A. Kill her and then enter the house.
B. Let her run by. You just want to kill whoever is actually running the crack house.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:34:05 No.350216136
>>350215728
I have seldom seen /b/ be very stealthy... from time to time it does happen though.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:35:07 No.350216285
A. for the sake of the economy
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:35:58 No.350216417
>>350216038
B
LETS STOP WASTING FUCKING BULLETS!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:36:38 No.350216524
>>350216285
Not stealth, wasting bullets.
Thats it, im out of this thread! Enjoy your death fags!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:38:02 No.350216743
The woman sees you holding your assault rifle and then turns to avoid you. You fire from the hip, hitting her once in the stomach and then again in the chest. She falls into the long grass, blood pouring from her. She moans and looks up at you, obviously in pain. You grin at her, and then walk by and kick down the door to the house.
As you enter, a man runs at you from your left with an axe. You pivot, firing from the hip as you do, catching him in the arm with a round and sending the axe falling to the ground. He slips and falls down beside the axe. He grabs at his arm, whimpering. You kick him in the face with your boot and then walk by him.
You open the first door on your right, and inside there are three black men surrounding a white girl who is tied to a bed. They all look up at you in amazement, their eyes glazed over. The young woman tries to scream, but she is gagged. She is covered in cum and scum, and it looks like she hasn't been bathed in days.
A. Kill them all.
B. Kill the blacks and save the white girl.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:38:25 No.350216799
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:38:44 No.350216839
>>350216524
Well, you have a very certain way of how fights should be fought... hah.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:38:46 No.350216845
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:39:07 No.350216897
A.
Death to everynewt gingrich!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:39:16 No.350216923
>>350216743
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:40:43 No.350217148
>>350216743
comon nigg¬ers, B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:41:54 No.350217326
You flip the selector switch to fully automatic and open fire on the blacks. You fill the room with lead and laugh as you hit the men with round after round. One of them tries to rush at you, but you hit him with five rounds, sending him falling back to the floor in a pool of blood.
Once your mag is empty, you drop it from your weapon and pop in another one. You hit the bolt release, sending a new round into the chamber. You flip the selector switch to semi and then place the muzzle of the weapon against the girl's skull.
"Once you go black, no one else will ever take you back. I'm sorry, girl," you say. She tries to scream again through the rag, but you pull the trigger, and she goes limp. The room smells of shit. At least two of the dead men emptied their bowels in the room.
A. Search the rest of the house.
B. Get the fuck out of there now. People will have heard the shooting and be on their way already.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:42:42 No.350217458
>>350217326
A, maybe you can find some drugs
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:43:25 No.350217573
/B/
captcah systems othated
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:46:01 No.350218006
You walk out of the room, the stench of their shit and piss overpowering, and begin to search the house. The man who you shot in the arm is still laying there on the ground, moaning and whimpering and trying to stop the blood from flowing. You laugh, walk by him, and head up the stairs.
You kick down the door to the first bedroom at the top of the stairs. It's empty. There appears to be nothing in the room. You walk over to the next room. You kick the door in. There is an older white man pointing a revolver at the door, and he opens fire as soon as the door comes swinging in.
The first round catches you in the chest, but you pull the trigger right after. You hit him in the shoulder. He fires again and this time his round goes wide. You fire again, this round hitting him in the throat. He drops the pistol and grabs at his throat, screaming.
You walk into the room, ignoring the round that has buried itself in your vest, and kick him in the stomach. He continues to scream and try to stem the flow of blood.
There on the floor is a bag of cocaine and a few thousand dollars in a separate bag. You pick it up. Not a bad score.
A. Leave the man on the floor to bleed out and go.
B. Search the remaining bedroom to see if there is anything else you can find.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:47:02 No.350218154
>>350218006
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:47:39 No.350218274
b, betch
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:48:34 No.350218417
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:48:36 No.350218425
You leave the man bleeding on the floor and walk out of the room. You walk back down the stairs past the man lying there grasping at his arm. You walk out into the sunlight. The streets are still empty, but you can hear sirens in the distance.
The woman who you shot in the stomach is still lying there in the grass, writhing and grasping at her stomach. You give her a good swift kick in the side of the face as you walk by, and then jump in your car.
A. Phone a friend to see if anyone wants to buy the cocaine.
B. After all that killing you need a drink. Head for a nearby bar.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:49:28 No.350218564
>>350218425
>>350218425
>>350218425
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:49:29 No.350218567
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:52:16 No.350219009
You hit the gas on the Mustang and drive seven blocks away to a bar you know of. The bar is called "Pivo" and you pull up in front of the bar and park. You leave your assault rifle in the car, putting it under the bag that has all the ammunition in it in the back. You take off your tactical vest, but leave the pistol on in the holster. People will just assume you are a cop.
You get out of your car, lock the doors, and walk into Pivo. You take a seat at a booth in the back and the waitress walks up to you. She is tall and blonde, and you have seen her there before. She is extremely attractive, with dark blue eyes that shine in the sunlight. "Hi there," she says with a smile. "Can I take your order?"
A. "Yeah, just a beer, babe."
B. "Well, I'm in the mood for some action. You on a break any time soon?" Show her the coke.
B.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:52:50 No.350219088
>>350219009
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:54:54 No.350219432
"Yeah, just a beer, babe," you say to her. She smiles and heads back over to the bar and asks the bartender to pour you a beer.
As you wait for your beer, you take a look around the bar. There are four of five men sitting in the back of the bar talking to each other quietly. They look like bikers, and one of them is definitely wearing an HA jacket.
There are also a few girls sitting together who are chatting loudly. They are in their early twenties and attractive. One of them looks at you and gives you a big smile.
The waitress returns with your beer. It tastes fucking fantastic.
A. Just sit and drink and hang out.
B. Go talk to the girls.
C. Go see if the HA guy will buy your coke.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:55:04 No.350219454
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:55:43 No.350219553
>>350219432
We didn't steal it for nothing. C.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:56:04 No.350219603
>>350219432
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:56:29 No.350219663
>>350219454
Nigger. Boring.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:56:52 No.350219734
You just sit there and sip your beer, relaxing casually and considering what just happened. You look down and see that there is blood spatter on your jeans. As you are trying to rub away the blood one of the girls from the table approaches you and takes a seat beside you.
"Hi there," she says. "My name is Cindy. How's it going?"
You look at her in surprise, but you manage a smile. "Not bad... what's up?"
"Well, I was just admiring you sitting there in your vest and everything, with your pistol and all... how long have you been a cop?"
A. "Not too long. You wanna come on a ride-along with me?"
B. "I'm not a cop, girl. But I'm glad you like my piece."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:57:28 No.350219830
Nigger
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:57:52 No.350219897
>>350219734
B - then use the 'piece' as a massive innuendo
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:58:00 No.350219915
>>350219454
Pretty sure this was for a different post, but oh well.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:59:31 No.350220188
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>>350219897
YES.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)19:59:58 No.350220250
"I'm not a cop, girl. But I'm glad you like my piece," you say to her with a smile. She smiles back at you and puts her hand on your thigh. "Do you want to hold it, babe?" you ask her with a smile.
She giggles nervously. "Umm, you mean your piece?"
You take her hand and move it to your crotch, where you cock is hardening. "I had a different piece in mind. What do you say you come back to my place? I can give you a ride in my Mustang out there," you say to her. Yeah, it's fucking cheesy, but she didn't take her hand away when you put it on your cock.
"Ummm, I'm not sure I can go anywhere without my friends..."
A. "Tell them that they can come along. I have booze back at my place, and I'm happy to host."
B. "Don't worry about it. Just leave them behind. We won't be too long, will we?"
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:00:39 No.350220377
>>350220250
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:01:07 No.350220453
>>350219897
>>350220188
Your wish is my command... suggestions are always welcome.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:01:51 No.350220572
A, then bang and torture them
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:03:21 No.350220800
"Tell them that they can come along. I have booze back at my place, and I'm happy to host." She looks at you and smiles, then heads back over to the table and begins whispering at the girls. You throw a twenty down on the table for your beer and stand up.
The girl looks back at you and nods, and then the four of you walk out of the bar. You open the passenger side door to the Mustang and throw the seat forward. The two other girls, both of whom are also reasonably attractive, get in the back, while the original girl gets in the front.
You jump into the driver's seat and turn on the car. You rev the engine and then pull out. The girl puts her hand on your thigh and begins sliding it up to your crotch as soon as you start driving.
A. "You want to get a grip on the piece before we even get there? Go ahead."
B. "Wait for it, girl. There is plenty of time for that ahead."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:04:32 No.350220977
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:04:33 No.350220981
>>350220572
Ugh... less mindless violence haha
but definately A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:04:43 No.350221006
B we cant trust them just yet
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:04:44 No.350221007
>>350220800
B, make her work for it
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:05:14 No.350221085
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:05:25 No.350221115
>>350212475
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbYpcAKiKs theirs my story
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:06:40 No.350221307
"You want to get a grip on the piece before we even get there? Go ahead," you say to her with a smile. Her friends in the backseat giggle as she begins to rub your hard cock through your pants.
Her fingers find the zipper, and then she is fishing your cock out of your pants. The girls in the back seat coo appreciatively as she leans down and wraps her lips around your cock. You moan and thrust up into her mouth as you continue to drive. It's tough to remain focused on the road as she sucks you, her mouth bobbing up and down, her lips tight around your shaft.
Within a few minutes you have pulled into the carport to your house.
A. Let her keep sucking until you cum in her mouth while still in the car.
B. Get out and have them come inside for a drink.
C. Get out and have them come inside and show them the coke.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:06:53 No.350221350
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:07:03 No.350221370
>>350220250
a.
fuck yeah
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:08:25 No.350221611
B again
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:09:10 No.350221733
so much B!!! I WANT B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:09:11 No.350221736
>>350221307
b, play it smissingnoh
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:09:11 No.350221739
You pull Cindy's mouth off your cock, leaving a string of spittle and precum between her lips and your shaft. "Alright, girls, time to get out of the car," you tell them. Cindy wipes her mouth and giggles. "But we were just getting started," she says to you.
You laugh, shove yourself back in your pants, and get out of the car. You lead them into the house and show them into the living room where all three of them take a seat on the couch. You head into the kitchen and grab a bottle of vodka and four shot glasses.
You walk back into the living room and put the shot glasses and the vodka on the table.
A. "Let's play a drinking game. We'll play strip poker combined with vodka shots."
B. "Alright, girls, dig the fuck in."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:09:51 No.350221850
>>350221739
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:10:06 No.350221893
>>350212475
tough, but I'll go with A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:10:15 No.350221918
>>350221739
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:10:26 No.350221955
>>350221739
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:11:07 No.350222041
A, but roofie them bitches
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:11:53 No.350222155
"Let's play a drinking game. We'll play strip poker combined with vodka shots," you say to the girls. They all look at each other and smile and nod. The other girls introduce themselves at that time as you are pouring the first shots. The last girl on the left is Cassandra. She has bright red hair and is fairly busty. The brunette in the middle is Danielle. She is small and thin, but she has a pretty face.
You grab a deck of cards from the coffee table, sit on the floor in front of them, and the four of you begin playing. As you expected, the game quickly degenerates into a drunken mess. Within a few rounds all of the girls are in various states of undress, and you have taken off your vest and your jeans and are just sitting there wearing your holster and your boxers, your hard cock tenting in the front.
A. Begin to kiss Cindy.
B. Take out the cocaine. Time to kick it up a notch.
>> B Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:12:30 No.350222261
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:12:54 No.350222326
>>350222155
B ofc
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:13:01 No.350222338
>>350222155
fuck it, B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:13:23 No.350222416
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:15:20 No.350222736
You fish into your jeans and grab the cocaine that you lifted earlier from your pocket. You throw the bag on the table and the three of them look at it in amazement. "Holy fuck... that's a lot of coke," says Cindy.
"It is," you say with a smile. You head into the kitchen and grab a plate and a razor, then sit back down in front of them and pour some coke out onto the plate. You begin to cut it up, and then you hand the plate to each of them in turn. They each snort a big, thick line. You watch them and smile.
You do not touch the coke. Never get high on your own supply. Tony Montana taught you that one. Danielle looks at you and smiles and slides down off the couch and over to you. She grabs your cock through your shorts. "Cindy isn't the only one who deserves a piece," she says with a smile.
A. Tell her to get down and suck your cock.
B. Tell the three of them to all come over and suck your cock.
C. Call a friend. You can't take on three chicks by yourself.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:15 No.350222884
anything but C.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:24 No.350222915
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:38 No.350222941
>>350222736
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:41 No.350222952
>>350222884
Then say A or B, asshole :P
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:44 No.350222965
>>350222736
B!
anyone who chooses C is confirmed as a homosexual
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:45 No.350222966
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:16:51 No.350222988
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:17:17 No.350223062
>>350222736
Make em all suck your cock
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:17:55 No.350223154
>>350222736
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:18:57 No.350223324
"How about all of you come over her and help Danielle out?" you say to them. They both slide down off the couch and crawl over to where Danielle is looking at your hard cock through your boxers. You stand up and take your boxers off, leaving your gun and holster on. Your cock pops to attention.
The three of them kneel in front of you and begin kissing and licking your cock. They are kissing each other as well, and you moan as you watch them, high as fucking kites, licking and sucking on you. You grab Danielle and force your cock deep down her throat and begin fucking her face as you watch the other two kissing each other. Cindy drops down and begins licking your balls, taking them into her mouth and sucking on them. You moan. You can't take this kind of attention for very long.
A. Coat their faces with your load.
B. Pull out of Danielle's mouth, bend her over the couch, and begin fucking her.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:20:21 No.350223542
B.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:20:44 No.350223608
A then B, thug shit
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:21:13 No.350223682
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:21:20 No.350223699
Some real girls would object to this, but since they're high, A.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:21:53 No.350223803
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:22:25 No.350223889
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:22:54 No.350223979
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:23:32 No.350224080
You pull out of Danielle's mouth, grab her by the shoulder, and push her up against the couch. Cindy and Cassandra continue making out with each other as you position your cock against Danielle's bare, wet pussy and thrust deep into her in one thrust. Danielle moans, reaches down, and begins to rub her pussy as you fuck her from behind. You call Cindy over. "Get on the couch and have Danielle eat you out," you tell Cindy.
She smiles and obliges, jumping onto the couch and spreading her legs in front of Danielle's face. Danielle is moaning as you pound her from behind. You grab Danielle by the back of the head and push her face into Cindy's wet pussy. Cindy begins to moan as you drill Danielle, fucking her hard and fast.
You feel someone behind you and look back to see that Cassandra has positioned herself between your legs. Cassandra begins to lick Danielle's pussy and your cock as you are fucking her. You feel like you are in heaven as you pound the shit out of Danielle and she moans loudly.
A. Pull out of Danielle, push her out of the way, and bury yourself in Cindy.
B. Keep fucking Danielle until you cum and have Cassandra eat your load out of her.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:23:36 No.350224095
choose your own adventure is the best thing to ever come to /b/
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:24:15 No.350224213
>>350224080
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:24:21 No.350224238
>>350224095
There is an archive of them available:
http://storiesofop.blogspot.com
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:24:23 No.350224242
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:25:17 No.350224411
So many tough decisions!
I don't know what to pick...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:26:48 No.350224683
You drive yourself home in Danielle for one last time, and then you push her out of the way and off the couch onto the ground. She looks up at you in a daze, but she has a big smile on her face.
You grab Cindy's legs and put them over your shoulders and then drive your cock deep into her pussy in one hard thrust. She moans and screams, her nails digging into your back. You begin fucking her hard, slamming into her with abandon as her breasts shake beneath you. She is in a near frenzy as you fuck her, scratching and clawing at you. You feel her teeth dig into your shoulder as you fuck her, and you look down to see a bit of blood on her lip. The bitch broke skin.
You continue drilling her, enjoying the sound of your balls slapping against her. You look over to see Cassandra and Danielle in a 69 position on the floor. You feel like you are going to cum soon.
A. Tell the girls to all get together on the floor and take your load on their faces.
B. Fill Cindy's hole with your cum.
C. Go cum on Danielle as she eats Cassandra's pussy.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:27:35 No.350224822
A asdasdasd
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:28:00 No.350224896
>>350224683
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:28:26 No.350224978
A, then we torture! Muhahahaha
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:29:13 No.350225125
>>350224683
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:29:35 No.350225190
A because the toothbrush
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:30:41 No.350225412
You pull out of Cindy, gripping your cock tightly in your hand. "Get over there on the floor by them," you tell Cindy. She obediently rolls off the couch and crawls over to the other girls on the floor. You grab Cassandra from on top of Danielle and turn her around so that her face is near your cock.
You take your cock and begin slapping each of them in the face with it, moaning as you do. Cassandra begins licking Danielle's face as you rub your pussy-coated cock all over the three of them. You feel the cum building in your balls.
"Fuck, cum all over us," Cindy says as she frantically rubs her pussy in front of you. Fucking coke is amazing.
You jerk your cock and then feel your orgasm coming over you. You gasp, then begin to shoot your load all over their faces. You shoot rope after rope of cum onto the three of them, coating their faces and lips with your load.
You fall back onto the couch and watch as they kiss each other, licking the cum off of each other in their coke-induced frenzy.
A. Tell them to get the fuck out of your house.
B. Go take a shower.
C. Sit there and watch them as they continue to go at each other.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:31:48 No.350225615
c
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:31:56 No.350225647
FUCK YEAH A FUCK BROADS, DO SOMETHING ELSE
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:32:02 No.350225669
>>350225412
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:32:07 No.350225690
>>350224238
I WUBB WOO SO MUCH :)
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:32:16 No.350225719
>>350225412
A
Cumdumpsters served their purpose
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:32:34 No.350225773
>>350225615
bah
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:33:02 No.350225859
C, then get power tools, hangers, knives, boards, nails, a hammer, and an axe
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:34:14 No.350226083
You sit there and watch them as they continue to make out with each other, licking your cum up and kissing each other. Cindy looks at you, cum dripping from her lips, and heads back over to the table. She cuts herself another line, this one even thicker than the last, and snorts it. She smiles at you and then looks back at Danielle and buries her face in Danielle's pussy. She is smearing cum all over Danielle as she licks her, with Danielle moaning and pushing her hand down into Cindy.
Cindy begins to flail, her body going into spasms beneath Danielle. You realize that she has overdosed, and suddenly Danielle begins screaming as she realizes the same thing. Fuck.
A. Shoot Cindy in the head. You can't deal with this kind of shit.
B. Grab Cindy and throw her into the car. You need to get her to the hospital.
C. Just sit there and watch.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:34:42 No.350226156
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>>350225773
umad?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:34:52 No.350226194
c, but keep the orgy going with the other girls
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:34:56 No.350226206
>>350226083
C, hah
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:34:59 No.350226225
>>350226083
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:35:16 No.350226273
A NOW TORTURE
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:36:43 No.350226549
You just sit there and watch as Cindy goes into shock, her mouth frothing as she lays there, her body shaking. Danielle looks at you and screams, "Fucking do something!"
You just sit there on the couch. You grab your boxers from the floor and pull them on, but then just sit there and watch the other two girls as they try to figure out what to do. "You have to drive her to the hospital!" yells Cassandra.
"I don't have to do shit," you respond.
Cassandra grabs her cell phone from her purse and begins to dial 911.
A. Punch her in the face and take away her phone.
B. Shoot her in the head. She can't call the fucking ambulance here with all the coke and weapons.
C. Let her call the ambulance.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:37:22 No.350226654
>>350226549
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:37:31 No.350226678
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:37:35 No.350226692
>>350226549
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:37:38 No.350226699
A, here we go
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:38:15 No.350226819
shoot... this is taking a turn for the not epic
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:38:38 No.350226884
a, rape time
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:39:41 No.350227060
You calmly pull your pistol from your holster, point it at Cassandra's head, and pull the trigger. The shot rings out through the room and Danielle screams. Fragments of skull fly through the air and blood paints the wall behind Cassandra.
"Phones are not really a good idea," you say calmly. Danielle looks at you with fear in her eyes, tears pouring down her cum covered face. "Please... please, sir," she begs you as she holds onto Cindy, who is still convulsing.
"What do you want?" you ask her.
"Please... please, just let me go. Please! I'm begging you!"
A. Punch her in the face, zapstrap her, and then take her downstairs to your basement.
B. Let her go. She's just a coked out little girl.
C. Shoot her. You may as well kill everyone at this point.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:40:10 No.350227154
>>350227060
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:40:14 No.350227171
>>350226819
/b/ sets its own path.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:40:25 No.350227199
>>350212475
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:40:30 No.350227218
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:41:23 No.350227365
T_T
all I wanted was a nice fap...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:41:27 No.350227380
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:41:41 No.350227420
these all turn out to be rape stories.
not complaining
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:41:42 No.350227424
A, my nigga went with me on the torture, OP is not a candy-ass
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:12 No.350227519
You punch Danielle in the face, knocking her to the ground. You grab her by the hair and pull her over to your closet. You pull zapstraps form the closet and then bind her hands behind her back. You heave her over your shoulder and then take her downstairs to your basement.
There is an old chair sitting there, and so you use the zapstraps to bind her to the chair, her hands and feet bound.
You look down at her and she looks up at you with fear in her eyes. "Please... please... what are you going to do with me?"
A. "I'm going to torture you to death, of course."
B. "I'm just going to hold you here until I can sell you as a slave. Can't have you ratting me out."
C. "Well, I'm going to fuck you a few more times... who knows after that."
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:30 No.350227566
c
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:35 No.350227587
>>350227420
yeah, I guess you're right
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:37 No.350227594
>>350227519
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:46 No.350227620
C YEAA
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:42:50 No.350227633
>>350227420
WRONG
Tons of them are not rape stories
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:43:26 No.350227748
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:44:41 No.350227962
"Well, I'm going to fuck you a few more times... who knows after that," you say to her with a smile. Tears continue to pour down her face. You grab a rag from the shop bench and shove it into her mouth. You then use a zapstrap to bind the rag into her mouth. Can't have her making a whole ton of noise now, can we?
You head back upstairs and survey the carnage. Cindy is still flopping about on the floor like a fish, while Cassandra has left a terrible mess on the floor. You will have to do something about this.
A. Kill Cindy and then clean up the mess, cut them up, and put them into garbage bags.
B. Call a cleaning crew. Simplest solution by far.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:44:59 No.350228025
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:45:18 No.350228080
>>350227962
A, can't risk it otherwise
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:46:21 No.350228257
>>350227962
I think i'm gonna feed them to the carniverous plant I keep in my flower shop.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:47:29 No.350228446
>>350228257
I think it's suppertime...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:47:34 No.350228462
You sigh to yourself. Why does everything always have to be so damn hard? You pull your pistol from its holster and shoot Cindy in the head. Her body stops moving.
You then gather the required supplies from your garage. You begin by laying out plastic sheeting. You then place the bodies on the sheeting and cut them into much smaller pieces. You cut the carpet out and put the carpet into the pile on the plastic sheeting. You take bleach and rub down everything around the house where there is blood, semen, or anything else that could tip someone off that they were there. You then throw everything into a pile in the middle of the floor and wrap up the plastic sheeting. It's a lot of gore and crap.
A. Take it out back of your house and burn it.
B. Put it all into garbage bags and then take it to the dump.
C. That's enough cleaning for now. Time to rape Danielle.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:47:49 No.350228496
c
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:48:04 No.350228540
>>350228446
*brofist*
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:48:06 No.350228549
A FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:47:49 No.350228496
c
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:48:04 No.350228540
>>350228446
*brofist*
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:48:06 No.350228549
A FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:51:02 No.350229015
You wipe yourself down and then throw the dirty, bleached rage into the pile. You have had enough of cleaning. Why clean you when you have a beautiful, unwilling girl downstairs to fuck?
You head back downstairs to where Danielle is still sitting there in the chair, crying. You cut the zapstrap from her mouth with a pair of scissors, and she spits out the rag.
"My father is a powerful man. I can get you money if that's what you need." You laugh at her. "Does it look like I need money, bitch? I do very well for myself, thank you very much."
"Then what the fuck is it you want?" she asks you.
"I'm just here for the randomness of it all, that's it. I'm just here to see what I can do. And at the moment, what I can do is you." You laugh at her as your cock begins to harden again in your shorts.
A. Facefuck her.
B. Leave her tied to the chair but fuck her from behind.
C. Unbind her and fuck her on the hard cement of your basement.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:51:30 No.350229093
>>350229015
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:51:35 No.350229105
File1314492695.gif-(12 KB, 218x219, cannabis.gif)
>>350228462
>>350228462
bad vibes
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:51:42 No.350229125
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:52:52 No.350229301
We sure are a cheesy motherfucker.
>what I can do is you
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:52:53 No.350229308
>>350229015
If you facefuck her, she'll probably try to bite your dick off
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:54:47 No.350229634
You spin Danielle around in the chair. You pull her back and tilt her until her pussy is exposed to you. By this time she has come off her coke high and she is crying and sobbing to herself. Her pussy is dry as you rub your cock back and forth against it. You open her mouth with one hand and slide your fingers inside. "Get my fucking fingers wet, bitch," you tell her.
Once she has sucked on your fingers you take them and rub them back and forth against her pussy, trying to moisten her up. Once you figure she's had enough, you slam forward, filling her up with your cock. She screams, and so you put your hand over her mouth. She tries to bite at you but you hold her tight.
You begin fucking her, bending over the chair so you can slam your cock in and out of her. You are holding tight to her face as you fuck her. You can feel the warm tears dripping down onto your hand.
A. Keep fucking her pussy until you fill her with your load.
B. Put it in her ass.
C. Shoot her in the head as you are fucking her to see what it feels like.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:54:59 No.350229680
C
When do we become an angry god?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:55:22 No.350229737
B
>> !finn7dcFMw 08/27/11(Sat)20:55:53 No.350229846
>>350229634
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:57:07 No.350230070
You pull your pistol from the holster as you are fucking her from behind. She tries to scream and bite at your hand. You turn her head around and look her in the eyes. "Goodbye, Danielle," you say to her and smile. You pull the trigger. Your face is covered in blood, and her face is splattered on the floor in front of you. You begin to cum, shooting your load into her as she dies beneath you.
Fuck, that was a rush.
You stand and wipe your cock off on her back. Now you have another body to deal with.
A. Cut her up and put her with the rest of them.
B. Now it's time to call a cleaning crew to take care of this shit. It's just too much.
C. Burn down the house. Fuck it.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:57:23 No.350230125
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:57:45 No.350230199
>>350230125
NOOOOO FUCK NO
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:57:54 No.350230226
>>350230070
c
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:58:19 No.350230295
>>350230199
nigga we're untouchable
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:58:21 No.350230303
>>350230125
fucking idiot
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)20:59:15 No.350230438
>>350230226
do this, not
>>350230125
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:00:16 No.350230521
You head back upstairs and grab your phone. You call a man who you know who deals with situations like this. He has helped you out before.
"Hey," is all he says.
You provide him with your address. "I'll be out of the house. There is a key under the mat," you tell him.
"Taken care of, my man. Payment?"
"Just take it off my account with Jimmy."
"Got it." And that's all it takes. You grab a shower, clean yourself up, and then get dressed and jump back in the car. You don't want to be around when the cleaning crew is there to deal with everything. You leave the coke there. Maybe one of them will enjoy some of it. Not a big deal.
A. Head back to the bar from earlier.
B. Go grab yourself some dinner.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:08 No.350230686
D: Go browse /b/ for a choose your own adventure thread
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:10 No.350230692
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:15 No.350230718
>>350230521
b, gotta be hungry by now
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:26 No.350230754
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:30 No.350230759
>>350229680
we just did
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:01:38 No.350230788
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:02:05 No.350230869
>>350230521
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:03:07 No.350231024
You head pull out of your driveway and head down the street. You start driving towards a nice restaurant downtown, Joe Fortes. They serve great seafood, and you figure that would really satisfy you at the moment.
As you are on the way there, you see a cop car pull up behind you. The cop car flashes his lights and his sirens and then signals with his right-turn flasher. You curse.
You are on a street downtown that has a fair amount of traffic on it already. You could probably blow through the next intersection, but it would be risky.
A. Pull over. Who knows if it's any reason they're after you. You could have a tail light out.
B. Hit the gas. Who knows why the fuck they are after you.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:03:32 No.350231101
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:03:50 No.350231144
>>350231024
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:04:07 No.350231183
>>350231024
running is worse than pulling over in any scenario, so A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:04:11 No.350231199
>>350231024
>>350231024
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:04:16 No.350231216
>>350231024
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:04:29 No.350231257
B HIGH SPEED CHASE
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:05:57 No.350231509
B!
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:06:01 No.350231517
You Pull Over
The officer walks up to you. you ask him whats the problem, and he promptly tells you that your car was reported as a potential suspect at a known drug house. what do you do
A. shoot him
B.. drive away
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:06:30 No.350231543
You pull over to the side of the road calmly, signalling properly as you do. The cop pulls up behind you. The police officer gets out of his car and walks up to your vehicle slowly. He takes off his sunglasses and looks into your vehicle. Your weapons are underneath the bag of ammunition in the back, so you know there is nothing that at first would appear wrong. You are wearing your pistol on your right leg, so he can't see it from where he is.
"Hello, officer," you say to him.
"Hello. I have had a couple of reports of a Ford Mustang being reported in the vicinity of an incident today. You go anywhere near the downtown eastside today, sir?"
A. "No. I wouldn't go anywhere near there. That's a crack area."
B. "I may have been in the area. But I wouldn't know anything about any incidents, officer."
C. Shoot him in the face.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:08:33 No.350231652
>>350231517
A
>> !finn7dcFMw 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:05 No.350231767
>>350231517
A then b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:06 No.350231773
b``
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:09 No.350231781
>>350231517
A, then B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:14 No.350231804
>>350231517
2/10
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:21 No.350231820
>>350231517
Fake OP is fake
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:26 No.350231840
Shit just got real
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:37 No.350231879
>>350231517
>>350231517
A
>> ¬- 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:40No.350231887
A.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:09:45 No.350231908
A
either way cops are after you, just a matter of when
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:03 No.350231966
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:17 No.350232008
>>350231543
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:20 No.350232022
>>350231543
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:39 No.350232087
we need more thread like this oh god
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:52 No.350232131
>>350231543
c goddammit
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:10:58 No.350232151
>>350231543
we kinda said shoot hm already so just go with it
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:11:08 No.350232186
"No. I wouldn't go anywhere near there. That's a crack area," you say to the officer.
The man puts his hand on his pistol. "Will you step out of the car, sir."
"I haven't done anything," you respond indignantly.
"Your license plate was seen in the area today. Step out of the car, sir. Now!"
You look at the man. He's middle aged, but he looks relatively serious. Vancouver Police have been known to be trigger happy from time to time.
A. Draw and shoot him down.
B. Step out of the car slowly and put your hands up.
C. Hit the gas.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:11:30 No.350232265
>>350231543
cccc
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:12:24 No.350232411
A to shoot
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:12:45 No.350232481
C, and duck while you're at it.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:15:38 No.350232973
>>350232411 (the one above it was for the wrong post)
You lean over and put your hand on the door handle. You slowly slide the door open with your left hand and begin to step out of the car. As you do, you use your right hand to pull your pistol from your holster in one smissingnoh movement. Before the police can get his weapon into shooting position, you have fired, your round catching the officer right in the face and sending him falling back into traffic. A car strikes his body, sending into flying into the air and then into another vehicle. Everyone hits their brakes and stops as the cop lies there, dead, in the street.
A. Drive off in your own car.
B. Fuck this shit. Take his car.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:15:45 No.350232999
OP, you did pretty well with this adventure, but your still a noob.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:15:58 No.350233037
oh, so you're in Canada, eh?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:16:28 No.350233146
b
Do it up
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:16:33 No.350233159
>>350232973
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:17:36 No.350233340
>>350232973
whichever is faster
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:17:58 No.350233392
>>350232999
nice email, fag
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:18:08 No.350233415
You grab your shotgun, assault rifle, and bag of ammunition from the back seat of your car and then jump into the police cruiser. The car is still on with the keys in the ignition, and so you hit the gas.
You hear reports over the radio of shots fired. And as you speed away you hear a report in from 911 that a police officer is down at the intersection of Abbot and Pacific and that civilians are reporting a police vehicle has been stolen.
A. Head for the nearest bridge and try to drive out of the city.
B. Turn around and head for home.
C. Head for a safehouse that you know of nearby.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:18:46 No.350233523
>>350233037
I'm in Vancouver. And the story is in Vancouver.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:18:49 No.350233531
>>350233415
A
>> Trip !!qe3nN+4uYFo 08/27/11(Sat)21:21:48 No.350234009
A
Get the fuck out now
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:21:55 No.350234028
You head for the Cambie Street bridge, which is only two minutes away. The sirens are blaring on the vehicle and you are driving at full speed through the streets. You see traffic up ahead but you enter the other lane and go around it. You see the bridge up ahead and you slide through the turn onto the bridge.
You can hear over the police radio the license plate of the vehicle you have just stolen. Fuck.
You see a cop car come speeding down the bridge in the opposite direction. It sees you speeding the other way and then you hear a report over the radio that you are heading south on the Cambie Street bridge. Fuck.
You get to the other side of the bridge. You are near a Safeway and a Cactus Club.
A. Head into the Safeway and take hostages.
B. Head into the Cactus Club and take hostages.
C. Just keep driving.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:22:15 No.350234086
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:22:41 No.350234160
You start to make your way to the bridge, but your car asplode and you die. oh poop.
teh end
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:23:17 No.350234253
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>>350234160
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:23:32 No.350234299
>>350233392
>be on public computer
>check hotmail
>stephensknifer@hotmail.com is remebered
>use it for newt gingrich
>????
>profit!
>> Trip !!9uUcG3FxP2l 08/27/11(Sat)21:24:04 No.350234384
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:25:29 No.350234606
You head straight for the entrance to the Safeway and hit the gas. You crash through the glass doors and into the building, customers flying before you like bowling pins. You scream at the top of the lungs, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK," as you plow through them.
You get out of the car and grab the assault rifle from the backseat. You sling the shotgun over your back and then throw the bag of ammunition out onto the ground. You grab a young girl from behind the first checkout stand and point the gun at the rest of the patrons. "Everyone get over there on the fucking wall!" you shout.
The customers rush towards the wall, screaming and crawling all over each other. One of them runs towards the exit but you shoot into the air.
A. Get them all together and then hold them there and wait for the cops.
B. Get them together and then shoot a couple first to show you mean business.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:01 No.350234682
>>350234606
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:04 No.350234691
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:09 No.350234704
>>350234606
B, like a baws
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:23 No.350234742
File1314494783.jpg-(33 KB, 386x294, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg)
lol
>> Trip !!9uUcG3FxP2l 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:27 No.350234751
B
we dont fuck around
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:28:00 No.350234983
>>350212475
A all the way.
I want to be the little girl.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:28:04 No.350234988
>>350234606
fap in front of them either way, you're fucked now either way
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:28:33 No.350235067
>>350234606
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:01 No.350234682
>>350234606
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:26:04 No.350234691
C
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:30:48 No.350235416
You grab the customer who tried to run away by his hair, and throw him onto the floor. He lands in a pile of broken glass and screams in pain. Calmly you unload several rounds into his bleeding body, and turn to the customers. "This is how you know I'm not fucking around." you whisper softly.
You hear sirens: do you
A. Get on the floor
B. Everybody walk like a dinosaur
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:31:10 No.350235474
You get everyone together at the side of the store. There are other people you see running out the back, but the store is huge, so there is nothing you can really do about it.
You look at the people in front of you. There are about twenty of them. You pick two men at random and fire, hitting each of them in the chest. The people scream and cower.
"That's just a taste, you fuckers. You better do what I say!" you yell at them.
You hear sirens outside.
A. Head outside with the female hostage and tell them that you want an escort out of there.
B. Just wait inside holding the hostages and wait for them to make you an offer.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:31:34 No.350235542
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:31:35 No.350235547
>>350235474
a
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:31:46 No.350235577
>>350235416
10/10
b
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:32:12 No.350235652
>>350235416
B because we have established there is glass on the floor
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:33:01 No.350235791
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>>350235652
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:33:16 No.350235833
You whip your cock out and start stroking it from soft willie to raging boner and in a matter of minutes you're jacking it hard lubed up with precum and saliva. A forty something year old cashier with a big nasty cottage cheese ass is fuelling your desire and you explode on a display rack of Toblerone bars , barely being able to stand up while your white froht gushes from your balls.
A Rip the black slacks off the cashiers cottage cheese ass.
B. Eat your white froth.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:34:09 No.350235979
You walk outside with the female hostage, holding the muzzle of the assault rifle to her head.
You walk towards the cops. "I have twenty hostages in there, and I fucking mean business!" you scream at them. "I already shot two of the hostages, and if you don't get me the fuck out of here, I'm going to kill them all."
There are four cops there, and they look at you, weapons pointed. They all have handguns. You see one of them rubbing his finger along the trigger of his weapon.
A. Shoot at them before they can shoot you.
B. Repeat your demands.
C. Walk back into the Safeway.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:34:11 No.350235985
>>350235577
You fire again into the air, hitting a light and plunging the store into darkness. Firing into the crowd, you scream "EVERYBODY WALK LIKE A FUCKING DINOSAUR RIGHT NOW".
Everyone walks like a dinosaur.
The cops storm the store, and open the door, only to find everyone walking like a dinosaur.
Do you:
A. Continue to walk like a dinosaur.
B. Make the cops get on the floor.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:34:53 No.350236109
A
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:34:53 No.350236111
>>350235833
Question" Is the cashier a female?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:35:13 No.350236169
>>350232999
>>350234299
trips then dubs, fuck im good.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:35:49 No.350236275
>>350235979
C
>>350235985
B
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:36:14 No.350236349
>>350235979
Oi, OP, get a trip plox.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:37:01 No.350236483
You see the man itching to pull the trigger on his pistol. You extend your arm with the assault rifle and scream, pulling the trigger and firing at the cops. Firing with one arm, your rounds spray wildly. The cops are forced to open fire, shooting at you as you scream at them.
You feel bullets tear into you. You see blood in your eyes as you fall backwards. The girls falls on top of you, her blood pouring down on you. The assault rifle falls from your hands.
And it started out as such a good day.
The End
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:37:50 No.350236622
I'll put this up in the archive tonight after the Santana concert.
http://storiesofop.blogspot.com
I had to end it quick because the concert starts soon.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:38:06 No.350236669
>>350236483
Then what happens?
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:38:12 No.350236683
>>350236483
>>350236483
par
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:38:15 No.350236692
Cool thread OP, glad its over. now I can go to bed.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:38:26 No.350236726
>>350236275
You walk like a dinosaur, cleverly disguised as a customer. The cops scan their eyes through the crowd, but by the time they spot you it's too late. You open fire on all but one of the cops, and force the other to get on the floor.
Do you:
A. Wipe your flacid cock down the length of his body.
B. Get on the floor with him.
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:39:18 No.350236895
>>350236669
the hostage picks up the rifle...
>> Anonymous 08/27/11(Sat)21:39:34 No.350236939
>>350236669
You're dead, dude.
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