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Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:11:59 No.333635714
You wake up in the morning, your alarm buzzing in your ear. You slide out of bed, place your feet on the floor, and then stand in front of the mirror in your room.
You look yourself up and down, admiring yourself in the mirror.
A. You are a beautiful, 17 year old white girl, with long, red hair, mid-sized breasts, and a fiery, trimmed pussy.
B. You are a mid-twenties young woman, in good shape, wearing a thin nightie, your hard nipples showing through the fabric as you admire yourself in the mirror.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:13:24 No.333635950
In this thread you will choose your own story adventure. I will write a section, and then you will choose 'A' or 'B' from the options provided. And then I will write the next section.
Suggestions will be considered and acted on if appropriate.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:14:17 No.333636098
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>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:15:40 No.333636316
Need more details for B.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:16:53 No.333636492
Need more info on B.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:17:03 No.333636521
>>333636316
If you pick B, then you are still white. You have shoulder-length, blond hair. You have a beautiful smile and a gorgeous face that is to die for.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:17:45 No.333636631
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:18:30 No.333636747
Definitely A.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:19:35 No.333636958
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:19:48 No.333636996
>>333636631
You are a mid-twenties young woman, in good shape, wearing a thin nightie, your hard nipples showing through the fabric as you admire yourself in the mirror.
You are white, with shoulder-length, blond hair. You have a beautiful smile and a gorgeous face that is to die for.
You admire yourself in the mirror, sliding your hands up and down your thighs. You reach up and gently tweak your nipples, moaning softly to yourself. Then you sigh and turn away from the mirror. Time to face the day.
You head over to your closet to pick out an outfit.
A. Something slutty. A pair of short-shorts that will barely cover your ass-cheeks and a tight halter top.
B. Casual clothes for a casual day. Jeans and a t-shirt are the way to go.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:20:23 No.333637078
>>333636958
>>333636747
Too slow...
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:20:44 No.333637131
deffinetely b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:20:55 No.333637154
>>333636098
What does she have to do with the story?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:21:48 No.333637308
Totally A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:22:06 No.333637354
B
Of course, who wouldn't pick that on a site full of horny 15 year old dudes?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:22:36 No.333637430
>>333637354
Fuck I meant A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:22:53 No.333637472
>>333637131
You pull the nightie up and over your head. You briefly let your hands trail over your body again before you grab some clothes from the closet. You pull on a pair of black panties, and then a black bra, and then slide some tight jeans up and over your legs. You button them up and then grab a shirt that says, "/b/itch" on the front. You grin as you pull it over your head, and then step out of your room and into the kitchen.
Your roommate is sitting there, watching tv in her underwear and eating a bowl of cereal. Stephanie looks up at you, "Hey, babe, how's it going?"
"Not too bad," you respond.
A. See if she wants to hang out with you.
B. Tell her that you are heading out and you will see her later.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:23:08 No.333637503
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:23:13 No.333637518
>>333637430
I already chose b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:23:23 No.333637551
>>333637430
Fail.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:23:25 No.333637561
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:23:46 No.333637610
>>333637472
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:24:31 No.333637728
...Stories of OP?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:25:01 No.333637806
>>333637503
"I'm going to head out now Steph... but I might see you later if you are around."
She smiles at you. "Of course! I'll be here... and if you want to hang out all later on I can probably meet up with you. I have nothing to do today but hang out and maybe go get some Starbucks, hah!"
You smile at her, grab the keys to your car, and then head out the door. You walk out front to where you car is and then consider what you should do.
A. Head downtown and see if you can hang out with some of your guy friends.
B. Head over to the mall and do some shopping.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:25:19 No.333637850
is OP fuckingangry? he will understand what i mean if he is
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:25:27 No.333637868
>>333637806
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:25:34 No.333637883
B B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:25:44 No.333637909
>>333637850
Yes
>>333637728
Yes
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:26:20 No.333637984
A
bang a guy friend
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:27:08 No.333638086
>>333637909
Awesome. I always seem to miss your threads.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:27:32 No.333638137
>>333637868
No reason to head all the way downtown and waste all that gas. You might as well just head to the local mall and do some shopping. Besides, your guy friends downtown are not the most interesting bunch in the world anyways.
You drive over to the local mall. It's pretty busy, given that it's a Saturday, but you manage to find parking pretty near the front of the store.
You walk into the mall, admiring the men and women who are hanging around outside. Now that you're here, you need to actually decide what you want to purchase.
A. Look for some lingerie. Maybe you can get frisky tonight.
B. Just hang out and see if anyone catches your eye.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:27:33 No.333638138
>>333637909
ahaha ran into you withought even having to go to your twitter..hopefully its as awesome as last nights
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:27:55 No.333638180
>>333638137
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:27:57 No.333638185
I chose......B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:28:06 No.333638203
>>333638137
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:28:25 No.333638241
>>333638138
He's got a Twitter?
Fuck, hook a brother up.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:28:41 No.333638278
>>333638138
The awesomeness of the story depends on the people who respond...
So far people have made a chick who likes shopping :P
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:29:56 No.333638447
>>333638278
Yea, depends if i can respond fast enough too
>>333638241
Fuckingangry is his twitter
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:29:57 No.333638449
>>333638137
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:30:08 No.333638480
I disapprove of the choices so far.
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:30:46 No.333638574
>>333638180
You walk through the mall and head for the lingerie shop. A woman can never have too much lingerie, of course.
You walk into the shop and there is a young, half-Asian woman standing at the counter. She is beautiful, and she gives you a smile as you enter. You begin to browse, walking slowly through the store and examining the items. You see some red lingerie that you know you would be a stunner in, and you stop and lightly finger the lace.
You feel a soft hand on your shoulder and turn to see the half-Asian girl standing there. "Would you like my assistance with anything?" she asks you with a smile.
A. "Umm, could you help me try this on in the back room?"
B. "Ummm, no... just browsing."
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:30:51 No.333638589
B please
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:30:53 No.333638599
>>333638574
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:31:18 No.333638656
>>333638574
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:31:32 No.333638677
B
fuck a guy, not a chick
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:31:56 No.333638730
>>333638574
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:32:03 No.333638748
>>333638574
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:32:12 No.333638782
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>>333638574
A for the love of god A!
I NEED TO FAP.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:32:28 No.333638817
>>333638677
Are you kidding me?
Who doesn't enjoy lesbian action?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:04 No.333638893
>>333638782
This.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:14 No.333638917
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C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:28 No.333638957
>>333638589
"Ummm, no, just browsing," you respond to her. Her face drop slightly, a look of disappointment clouding her eyes. "Of course. Well, if you do need anything I'm definitely here to help," she says with a smile. She turns away and heads back to the counter.
You continue to run your fingers along the lace and smile thinking about how you would look in the outfit. You grab it off the rack and head towards the back change room.
You open the door to the first room and head inside. You hear a noise from outside and a knock on the door. "Ummm, ma'am, are you okay in there?" It's the half-Asian girl again.
A. "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Just trying something on."
B. "Ummm, I'm okay, but maybe you can come and tell me what you think of this?"
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:44 No.333639005
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:50 No.333639019
>>333638957
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:33:53 No.333639030
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:03 No.333639046
>>333638957
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:30 No.333639117
>>333638957
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:31 No.333639120
>>333638957
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:36 No.333639132
B B B B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:39 No.333639137
Knock over a clothing rack and fuck her right there!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:41 No.333639144
Posts that link yours should take priority over just people saying one of the choices, they might have meant it for the previous part of the story.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:42 No.333639148
>>333638957
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:34:44 No.333639156
A
fuck a guy, not a girl
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:35:02 No.333639206
>>333638957
It's funny because he switched it to A instead of B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:35:17 No.333639234
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:35:42 No.333639287
>>333638957
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:00 No.333639329
>>333639005
"Yeah, I'm fine, just trying something on," you respond. What the fuck is wrong with her? Fucking pushy Asians...
You pull off your clothes, appreciating the view as you strip in front of the mirror. You pull your black panties and black bra off and throw them to the ground, admiring yourself in the mirror.
You first pull on the red panties, and then the red bra. You look absolutely delectable in the mirror. Anyone who saw you in this outfit could not resist wanting to fuck you. You definitely want it.
A. Take it off and then head out to purchase it.
B. Fuck purchasing. Just put your clothes back on and tell the girl you left it in the change room and walk away.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:19 No.333639365
Hmmmm B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:20 No.333639369
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:24 No.333639375
Walk out the door nude.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:25 No.333639378
>>333639329
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:32 No.333639391
>>333639019
Too late.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:41 No.333639407
>>333639329
A.
Fucking candy-asss ruined my fap...
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:44 No.333639414
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:48 No.333639427
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:50 No.333639432
>>333639329
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:36:52 No.333639437
>>333639329
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:37:37 No.333639553
This is so epic. Massive props to everynewt gingrich choosing the lame answer every time. I'm laughing irl.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:06 No.333639619
>>333639365
You grab the black bra and panties and then shove them back into your bag. You pull your jeans back on over the red panties, and the pull your t-shirt back on over the bra. Fuck paying.
You step out of the change room and walk towards the door. The half-Asian girl looks at you, and you smile back at her and call out, "Not my style," as you walk towards the exit.
As you step out of the exit, the alarm goes off. you didn't take off the tags.
A. Run for it.
B. Walk back in and beg for her mercy.
C. Just stop and wait for security.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:12 No.333639636
>>333639553
the first few were all me
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:16 No.333639642
>mfw it is a choose your own adventure story not a choose your own story adventure.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:18 No.333639649
>>333639619
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:22 No.333639658
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:35 No.333639693
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Is it me or is OP going with the first answer rather than the most chosen?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:47 No.333639718
>>333639619
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:51 No.333639723
>>333639329
A
if she catches you it might lead to lesbian stuff...no thanks
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:52 No.333639724
C.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:38:59 No.333639742
>>333639619
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:39:02 No.333639753
>>333639619
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:39:14 No.333639785
D. Punch the asian in her ovaries.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:39:23 No.333639808
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:39:29 No.333639821
If you dont want them to fuck, than you are just fucking gay.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:39:46 No.333639856
>>333639619
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:40:32 No.333639960
>>333639693
OP cant wait around for a bunch of answers or it would take too long
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:40:36 No.333639977
>>333639649
You stop as soon as the alarm goes off. You turn around and walk back into the store. The half-Asian girl has her hand on the phone, ready to call security. You put your hand over hers. "Please, please! Please don't call security! I'm fucking begging you! Please!"
She looks at you and laughs. "And why shouldn't I call security, you stupid white bitch?"
You look at her.
A. "I'll do whatever you ask of me... anything you want!"
B. "Because if you lift your fucking hand up and make that call, I'm going to break your fucking jaw, bitch."
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:40:44 No.333639996
>>333639977
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:40:45 No.333640000
Answer b please
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:40:55 No.333640021
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:09 No.333640058
>>333639977
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:15 No.333640069
Apparently I can't lurk two threads at once due to some of you guys choosing constantly shitty answers.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:15 No.333640070
>>333639821
i have a girl friend and actually get some every night so i dont need porn constantly.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:38 No.333640125
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>>333639960
Because it takes so long to refresh and read the first three answers....
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:49 No.333640146
>>333639996
You ruined EVERYTHING. Now they're going to FUCK. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:41:54 No.333640165
>>333640070
>i dont need porn constantly
>on /b/
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:42:13 No.333640207
>>333640069
lol
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:42:20 No.333640224
>>333639977
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:42:27 No.333640237
>>333640165
i do it for teh lulz
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:10 No.333640341
>>333639996
"I'll do whatever you ask of me! Anything you want!" you respond, your eyes pleading with hers.
She smiles and takes her hand away from the phone. She hits a button under the counter and the alarm stops. She laughs to herself and then walks over to the front of the store. She looks around. The mall is busy, but the store is not. She grins and closes the door to the store and then turns the sign around. Closed.
She takes you by the hand and leads you into the back room of the store and closes the door behind the two of you. She locks it.
She smiles at you, her eyes gleaming. "Now fucking strip and show me how you look it that lingerie," she tells you.
A. Strip for her.
B. Jump her. With no one looking and the alarm off there is no way this bitch can take you.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:17 No.333640364
>>333640341
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:19 No.333640369
Rollin for b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:32 No.333640400
>>333640341
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:35 No.333640414
>>333640341
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:43:49 No.333640440
>>333640341
B
Sorry, lesbian stuff just doesn't turn me on
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:44:16 No.333640512
>>333640341
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:44:21 No.333640527
>>333640369
>>333640400
>>333640414
>>333640440
nooooope.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:44:29 No.333640539
B please. I really want to know how she gets out of this situation!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:44:31 No.333640548
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>>333640364
I fucking love you.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:45:03 No.333640629
>>333640400
Haha, to late fuckers!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:45:17 No.333640667
>>333640364
>>333640369
>>333640400
>>333640414
>>333640414
>>333640440
>>333640512
>>333640512
FAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGOTTTSSS
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:04 No.333640777
Both A and B, rape her.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:12 No.333640792
>>333640364
You smile at her. You grab your iphone out of your purse and turn it on. The first song that plays is "Love the way you lie," with Eminem and Rihanna. She smiles as the first notes play, and then you begin to dance.
You sway your hips as you slide your hands up and down your body. You slowly slide your shirt up and over your head, exposing the lacy red bra. She claps her hands together and looks at you with lust.
You turn to face away from her and then slowly slide your jeans down and off your legs. You wiggle your ass towards her face as you pull them off and then throw them across the room.
You turn back to her and walk over to her, throwing your hair over your shoulder. You slide down into her lap and slide your body along hers, gently blowing in her ear as you do. She moans softly and you feel her hand slide down to your ass.
A. Finish the dance, showing her what you can do.
B. Kiss her and see if she will kiss you back.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:20 No.333640807
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:25 No.333640819
>>333640792
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:25 No.333640820
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:41 No.333640858
>>333640792
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:46:57 No.333640897
>>333640548
Just doing my part.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:47:28 No.333640967
>>333640792
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:10 No.333641176
>>333640807
You step back away from her, and she gasps as you move back in front of her. You turn away again and then reach behind you and unclasp the bra, letting it fall to the ground. You cup your hands over your breasts and then turn back towards her. You walk seductively over to her, still holding your hands over your nipples, and then begin to tweak your nipples in front of her.
You then slide your hands down and into the waistband of your panties. She reaches up and tries to grab at your breasts, but you bat her hands away playfully. You then slide the red panties down and off your legs. You hold them in your hand and then drop them in the lap.
"What do you think?" you ask her.
"I think you need to come over here and give me a kiss," she responds, her eyes meeting yours.
You slide back into her lap and then gently lick her neck.
A. Begin kissing her.
B. "And what are you going to do for me if I give you what you want?"
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:18 No.333641189
They see me rollin'
They Hatin'
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:18 No.333641190
b!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:29 No.333641222
>>333641176
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:29 No.333641223
>>333641176
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:31 No.333641224
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:49:32 No.333641228
>>333641176
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:50:58 No.333641407
7
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:51:07 No.333641426
>>333639553
lmao I can't stop laughing when I read though the thing... I can barely imagine the rage!
Kudoes OP for this ingenious system!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:51:39 No.333641512
>>333641189
"And what are you going to do for me if I give you what you want?" you ask her.
She reaches up and runs her hand over your bare ass. "Mmmm, how about I let you go without calling security, and you don't get your pretty little white ass thrown in jail?" she responds.
You kiss her neck again softly, and then slide your hands up and over her chest. You cup her left breast with one hand as you begin to gyrate your crotch against her leg.
A. That's not good enough. Grab her by the throat and begin choking her.
B. Kiss her. You know you want it too now.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:51:39 No.333641513
>>333641176
>You then slide the red panties down and off your legs, revealing that you are a trap, and then you fuck the shit out of the half-asian girl.
How it should have gone
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:02 No.333641566
>>333641512
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:02 No.333641569
>>333641512
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:03 No.333641571
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:08 No.333641585
A a A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:20 No.333641614
>>333641512
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:24 No.333641620
>>333641426
http://storiesofop.blogspot.com
I have a huge archive
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:52:33 No.333641646
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:53:03 No.333641703
>>333641512
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:53:04 No.333641708
>>333641513
/agree
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:54:22 No.333641892
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>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:54:27 No.333641903
>>333641585
>>333641571
>>333641569
>>333641566
You grab her by the throat. Her eyes widen in surprise as she feels your fingers tighten around her. She tries to struggle, but you use your free hand to slap her in the face.
She tries again to grab at you, but you tighten your grip on her, making her face turn red.
"What? You didn't think that I would let you get away with degrading me like this, did you? You stupid fucking Asians... don't you know that we whites are superior?"
She is choking as she looks into your eyes, her own eyes watering as she struggles for air.
A. "Now that I'm the one in charge, you're going to eat my fucking pussy, bitch."
B. Choke her until she passes out.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:54:37 No.333641921
.b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:54:53 No.333641946
>>333641903
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:55:07 No.333641980
>>333641903
A FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:55:22 No.333642014
b
>> - 06/11/11(Sat)03:55:38No.333642053
>>333641903
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:55:41 No.333642055
>>333641903
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:55:58 No.333642089
File1307778958.png-(4 KB, 160x171, 1303507174876.png)
>>333641921
I can still fap to this.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:56:32 No.333642163
>>333641903
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:56:47 No.333642192
>>333641946
>>333641921
You continue to squeeze at her throat and watch as she chokes and flails. You do not let up until she passes out. You let her body fall off the chair and onto the floor beneath you. You laugh. Stupid little fucking retail bitch.
You rub your foot against her mouth. She's still breathing.
A. Rob the store and then head out the back.
B. Get dressed and leave out the back.
C. Rob the store and take her with you out the back. There's no fucking way you can leave her here now after what you just did.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:05 No.333642233
>>333642192
b
>> - 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:12No.333642249
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:15 No.333642255
c
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:17 No.333642260
>>333642192
c
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:20 No.333642268
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:57:30 No.333642289
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:58:13 No.333642389
>>333642289
>>333642268
>>333642260
>>333642255
>>333642249
-ombo breaker!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:58:16 No.333642403
C - 5
B - 1
:/ fail
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:59:17 No.333642548
>>333642233
You grab the red panties and slide them back up and over your crotch. You then put back on the red bra and pull on the rest of your clothes. You leave her lying there, breathing softly on the ground, her neck starting to bruise from the force of your choking.
Not your fucking problem.
You head out of the back door of the lingerie store and find yourself in the back hallway of the mall. You are not entirely sure which way to go, but you head for the first sign that says exit. Within a minute or two you emerge back out into the sunlight.
A. Get back in your car and head home.
B. Time for a drink. That was fucking terrifying.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:59:37 No.333642592
>>333642548
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:59:38 No.333642594
>>333642548
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:59:47 No.333642618
>>333642403
I can go by most number of votes in the first three instead if you want.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)03:59:53 No.333642629
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:18 No.333642681
Im hoping for some cop gun fights.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:28 No.333642697
>>333642618
nope first come first serve
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:31 No.333642703
>>333642618
YES! Do that!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:33 No.333642714
>>333642618
Yeah do that
>> - 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:33No.333642715
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:00:42 No.333642747
>>333642618
No no this is perfect!
And thanks for the blog link! Awesome! :D
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:01:13 No.333642804
File1307779273.png-(33 KB, 400x400, 1295562754237.png)
>>333642618
Do it.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:01:18 No.333642815
>>333642594
>>333642592
You walk back towards your car, looking over your shoulder as you do. No one seems to be following you. It looks like you are home-free.
You jump back into your car and drive back to your place. You unlock the door and walk into the room. Stephanie is still sitting there watching tv. "Hey, how was your time out?" she asks you.
You look at her.
A. "I just stole some lingerie and almost got raped by some foreign lesbian."
B. "Not bad. Wanna go hang out somewhere?"
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:01:38 No.333642864
>>333642815
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:01:49 No.333642884
>>333642815
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:01:52 No.333642894
So many opportunities for epic fap material wasted by the candy-asss in this thread. I'm raging so hard
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:02:15 No.333642942
>>333642618
no, this is why i come to newt gingrich. To see threads like these. I'm laughing my ass off at the answers.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:02:17 No.333642946
>>333642815
i say a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:02:38 No.333642991
>>333642894
I'm laughing. This is amazing.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:03:13 No.333643060
>>333642894
Same Bro.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:03:35 No.333643105
File1307779415.jpg-(59 KB, 600x448, 1281888779970.jpg)
>>333642894
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:00 No.333643154
>>333642864
"I just stole some lingerie and almost got raped by a foreign lesbian," you tell her. She looks up at you. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"Well, I went to the mall. And I didn't want to pay... and then the alarm went off... so this girl made me strip... and then I choked her out."
Steph looks at you. "So, ummm... you're into choking?"
You laugh at her. "No, I'm not really into choking. I just choked her out because she was trying to fucking rape me."
"I'm so fucking horny right now... I haven't been fucked in like a month!" Steph responds.
You look at her. You know it's true.
A. "Why don't you phone one of your guy friends and have him and a friend come over?"
B. "What are you talking about Steph?"
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:12 No.333643178
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:24 No.333643202
>>333643154
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:36 No.333643230
>>333643154
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:58 No.333643276
File1307779498.jpg-(9 KB, 239x211, 1306455521820.jpg)
>>333642703
>>333642714
>>333642804
>>333642894
>>333643060
umad broski's?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:04:59 No.333643280
>>333643154
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:05:00 No.333643281
A
i don't give a fuck
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:05:25 No.333643320
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:06:04 No.333643405
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:06:04 No.333643407
File1307779564.gif-(336 KB, 500x340, tumblr_llwftaHMo71qfizu2o1_500.gif)
>>333643281
>>333643281
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:06:39 No.333643494
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:01 No.333643542
finally caught up, apparently people want violence > lesbian action.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:01 No.333643543
ITT:
"Trolls" getting "tricked" into reading a fantasy about being fucked by a dude.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:23 No.333643595
>>333643230
>>333643202
>>333643178
"Why don't you phone one of your guy friends and have him and a friend come over?"
She looks at you. "I don't want to do something wrong though!"
You laugh at her. "Steph, if you want to get fucked, just go ahead and get fucked. Call a couple of guys. You know who I mean."
She looks up and smiles at you. "Alright, I know who you mean."
Within half an hour the two guys she had in mind have arrived at your door. One of them has wanted to fuck you forever, while the other one is the last guy that Steph fucked.
You open the door when they knock. "How about a drink?" you ask them. They both smile and say yes.
A. Hang out on the couch and see what happens next.
B. Take your man to the bedroom. No point in waiting.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:27 No.333643600
File1307779647.jpg-(62 KB, 347x344, 1296319500895.jpg)
>>333643230
>>333643202
>>333643178
And fuck you too.
God damn.
IM NOT EVEN FUCKING HARD ANYMORE YOU FAGGOTS. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME. FUCK.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:33 No.333643612
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:39 No.333643627
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:42 No.333643636
>>333643595
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:07:57 No.333643670
>>333643595
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:08:18 No.333643711
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:08:29 No.333643731
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:09:03 No.333643801
d
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:09:46 No.333643898
>>333643627
>>333643612
You smile at your guy and take him by the hand. There is no point in pretending that you didn't call them over here to fuck. The other guy, Dave, walks over to Steph and, before you have even closed your bedroom door behind you, has pushed her down onto the couch and is pulling at her hair. She certainly likes it rough.
You close the door behind you and look at your man. The two of you have been wanting to fuck for a while, and you just haven't had the chance. He smiles at you. "So I guess this is it," he says to you.
You giggle.
A. Kiss him.
B. Drop to your knees immediately and go for his cock.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:10:01 No.333643937
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:10:04 No.333643942
>>333643898
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:10:08 No.333643958
>>333643898
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:10:24 No.333643997
>>333643801
how do you get a backwards b?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:10:58 No.333644072
>>333643997
lul
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ddddddddddddddddddddddd
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:11:10 No.333644105
>>333643898
make it so the person has to link the article
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:11:42 No.333644164
>>333644105
i agree
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:12:33 No.333644295
File1307779953.jpg-(40 KB, 921x606, picard-facepalm.jpg)
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:12:44 No.333644315
>>333644072
bbbbbbbbbbbbb
wtf? my keyboard must be broken
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:13:24 No.333644392
>>333643937
You drop to your knees in front of him and he looks down at you in surprise. "What?" you ask him, "Did you not think that I was aggressive?"
He laughs as you slide your hand into his jeans. You can feel that his cock is hard already. You fish it out of his pants and take a look at it. Long and cut...
You immediately begin lapping at the head, licking back and forth along it. He moans and puts his hands against the doorway for support. You then wrap your lips around him and slowly push down, shoving as much of his cock into your mouth as you can.
You stop when you can't take anymore and then begin to bob your head up and down. "Fuck, that's it baby," he says to you. What a cheesy fucking line.
Your tongue rubs up and down along the length of his cock as you suck him, and he moans loudly, his hands moving to your head and pulling you deeper onto his cock, almost making you choke.
A. Suck him until he cums. You want his fucking load.
B. Jump back on the bed and tell him that it's time for the two of you to fuck.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:13:34 No.333644402
>>333643997
not sure if a towel or just really smart
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:13:41 No.333644421
>>333644392
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:13:43 No.333644433
>>333644392
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:13:45 No.333644437
>>333644392
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:14:05 No.333644478
To be honest, these are all people who I know in this story...
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:15:21 No.333644632
>>333644392
blowjobs = not involving woman parts
so
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:16:50 No.333644821
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:17:08 No.333644868
>>333644433
>>333644421
You pull your mouth off of his cock and smile up at him. You walk back over to the bed and lay down, beckoning him over.
You slide your jeans down and off your legs, and before you know it he is on you. He's insistent and impatient, pulling your panties aside and immediately rubbing the head of his cock back and forth against your wet slit.
You haven't been fucked in weeks. "You ready?" he asks you.
"Can't you tell how fucking wet I am? Just fuck me already!" you respond.
He slides forward quickly, and you feel him enter you all the way in one long thrust. You moan, wrapping your legs around his back. "Fuck, that's exactly what I needed," you say to him.
He doesn't even bother to try and take off your shirt as he begins fucking you, his cock sliding in and out of your pussy. You feel the slickness of your juices running down the inside of your thighs as he pounds you, his hands beside your head and sweat pouring down his face.
A. "Fuck, cum inside of me."
B. "Why don't you fuck me doggystyle?"
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:17:31 No.333644923
>>333644868
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:18:30 No.333645045
>>333644868
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:18:41 No.333645080
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:18:44 No.333645085
A, A, A, A,
F5
FUCK YEAH!!!!
>>333644923
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:18:46 No.333645090
Wow 4Chan really has taken "fag" to it's literal meaning hasn't it? Between /gif/ always asking for traps and /b/ doing the same, now /b/ want's to be fucked by a dude, what the hell is going on?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:19:51 No.333645233
>>333644923
"Fuck, cum inside of me!" you call out, wrapping your legs around his back and pulling him deep inside of you.
He grunts and picks up his speed, his cock driving back and forth inside of your pussy. You moan loudly, "Fuuuuuuuuck." You want to feel his load deep inside of you. You thrust back against him, bucking your hips against his cock as it fills you.
You reach down and rub one of your fingers against your clit, rubbing in time with his long, hard thrusts. Before you can orgasm, he grunts loudly and you can feel his cum spewing deep inside of your hole. The two of you moan, and then he collapses on you, exhausted. He rolls off, his cock leaving a trail of thick cum across your thighs.
He's asleep within moments.
A. Go have a shower. For some reason you feel dirty.
B. Go back out and see how Steph is doing with Dave.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:19:59 No.333645257
File1307780399.jpg-(10 KB, 250x250, george1.jpg)
>>333645090
>not wanting to be fucked by dudes
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:20:08 No.333645282
>>333645233
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:20:18 No.333645297
>>333645090
Assuming there are no femanons reading this and ignoring the fact we have a vagina in this story.
Yes, totally 100% gay you're right.
>> Sir_Duke !!O7N4rv1gAXQ 06/11/11(Sat)04:20:52 No.333645376
>>333644868
b?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:21:04 No.333645407
B
threesome, mayber?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:22:16 No.333645547
>>333645233
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:22:29 No.333645571
b
>> Sir_Duke !!O7N4rv1gAXQ 06/11/11(Sat)04:22:48 No.333645614
>>333645376
wrong link. next one. b.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:22:50 No.333645624
>>333645282
You get up and off of the bed. His cum is dripping down and out of your pussy. You walk over to your ensuite bathroom and step inside. You turn the water on hot and then let it run, washing away the feeling of being fucked. You begin to rub the soap along your body, wanting to be clean of what just happened. For some reason, even though it felt good at the time, it just felt wrong.
You hear a knock at the door to the apartment, which startles you out of your stupor. You wrap a towel around your body and head back out into the living room. You see Steph's door closed, and you do not see Steph. You walk over and look out the peephole. It's the police.
A. Open the door for them and see what they want.
B. See if you can sneak out the back of the house.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:23:05 No.333645658
>>333645297
>Implying there are girls on the internet
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:23:16 No.333645683
>>333645624
b
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:23:57 No.333645754
>>333645624
B - FUCK THE POLICE
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:24:12 No.333645787
>>333645624
ah shit that dude murdered her and raped her eye socket. totally saw it coming.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:24:12 No.333645795
A
fuck the cops to bribe them
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:25:12 No.333645921
Summer, Summer Everywhere!!!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:25:15 No.333645930
>>333645683
Fuck. They must be here for you. You run back into your room and quickly pull on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. You don't even bother trying for some underwear.
You run towards the back of the house as they knock again. They must be here for you. Why did you have to choke out that poor half-Asian bitch?
You open the back door to your place and there is no on there.
A. Run back around the front and get in your car. Hopefully the cops won't see you.
B. Just keep running through other people's backyards.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:25:42 No.333645992
>>333645930
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:25:52 No.333646009
>>333645921
>has been on newt gingrich for a total of 5 months
>Such an oldfag now "Summer, Summer Everyone!!!"
>cries on the inside
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:26:09 No.333646049
aaa
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:26:18 No.333646061
B :)
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:26:19 No.333646064
>>333645930
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:26:23 No.333646072
>>333645930
A A A A A A A A A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:27:24 No.333646202
>>333646009
nice try been here over9000 years
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:28:09 No.333646280
>>333645992
You slowly slink your way around to the front of the house. You peer around the corner and see two police officers standing at the front door. The door opens, and you see Dave standing there, shirtless, asking them what is going on. They begin speaking, but you cannot hear what they are saying from this far away.
You decide to run for it. You sprint over to your car, your shoes loud as you run. The cops turn and see you, and they both give chase.
You jump into your car and turn it on just as they arrive at your window. You put it into reverse and begin to peel out down the driveway. One of them smashes at the window with his fist, but you manage to spin out onto the street.
You hit the gas, driving for the end of the road. You hear the sirens of the cop car behind you as you drive.
A. Pull over. They are going to catch you inevitably anyways.
B. Fucking drive!
>> oop Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:28:38 No.333646332
A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:28:39 No.333646336
>>333646280
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:28:41 No.333646343
BBB
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:28:42 No.333646347
>>333646280
a
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:29:03 No.333646380
>>333646280
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:29:12 No.333646392
As you run back towards the car one of the cops yells from behind you "Fuck!" you scream as a heavy hand grabs you from the shoulder. "And where the fuck do you think you're going?" he spits in your face.
A) Unbutton his pants and start sucking his cock
B) Punch him as hard as you can and run.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:29:43 No.333646451
fuck you guys are fast!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:29:43 No.333646454
inb4 rape in jail
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:01 No.333646493
>>333645930
This story will end in main character deciding to kill her friend, or herself.
You heard it hear first.
also
the people's champions
PENIS
VAGINA
steve jobs
newt gingrich
jabronis
missingno
newt gingrich
candy-ass
roody-poo
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:04 No.333646501
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:13 No.333646525
>>333646392
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:23 No.333646542
>>333646392
fake
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:34 No.333646561
a
>> Sir_Duke !!O7N4rv1gAXQ 06/11/11(Sat)04:30:40 No.333646572
>>333646280
B! car chases!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:04 No.333646621
>>333646332
>>333646336
You pull over at the side of the road. There is no reason to get into a needless car chase. There is no possible way that you could escape... who ever gets away in car chases?
The cops pull up behind you, their sirens blaring. You see them draw their weapons as they get out of their vehicle. "Get the fuck out of the car, bitch!" one of them shouts at you.
You open the door to the car and step out, raising your hands above your head as you do. You don't want to get shot, of course.
The two men cops approach you cautiously. "Get the fuck down on your knees," says the cop on the left. He's an Asian man, about five foot ten, but he doesn't look all that big. The other cop is a big burly white guy.
You kneel down in the gravel in front of the two of them.
A. "Isn't there any way for me to get out of this?"
B. Just let them arrest you.
C. Wait for them to approach and then try to grab one of their guns.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:18 No.333646648
As you pull over you fear your life is at an end. "I'm going to be behind bars for life, why did I choke that stupid asian bitch out? Fuck!" One of the officers runs up and grabs you by the hair, yanking you out of the drivers seat.
"Take off your fucking clothes you fucking bitch!" one of the officers yell.
A) Do what he says
B) Call him a roody-poo
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:20 No.333646656
fuck the sex always pick violence
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:21 No.333646658
>>333646621
b
>> oop Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:22 No.333646661
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:30 No.333646674
c
>> Sir_Duke !!O7N4rv1gAXQ 06/11/11(Sat)04:31:50 No.333646719
jesus, you wait five seconds, and it's on to the next one.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:32:02 No.333646736
>>333646621
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:32:31 No.333646794
>>333646621
C
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:32:32 No.333646800
File1307781152.jpg-(16 KB, 255x320, 1307676097983.jpg)
>woke up in the morning.
>check my e-mails
>see a newt gingrich's e-mail for me
>"dear anon, you've been choice to be the new owner of 4CHAN, here is your acount.
>mfw
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:32:47 No.333646833
. Wait for them to approach and then try to grab one of their guns
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:33:12 No.333646892
>>333646621
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCcc
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:33:26 No.333646928
>>333646661
>>333646658
You are compliant as they arrest you, letting them cuff you and then drag you to your feet. The two of them walk you into the cop car and then throw you in the back, hitting your head on the way.
One of them turns and looks at you. "Are you a fucking idiot? Choking out some poor retail salesperson and not even stealing anything? And then running from the cops? What the fuck is wrong with you? Idiots like you shock me..."
You fail.
The End
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:33:40 No.333646966
come on steal their candy-assy guns
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:03 No.333647016
>>333646648
this ppost begins with A clearly it was a vote for A
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:06 No.333647021
>>333646928
>>333646928
B?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:12 No.333647033
>>333646928
FUCK THIS ENDING, DO THE GUN ENDING
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:22 No.333647054
You sit there as the asian cops slips on a pair of cold cuffs around you slender wrists. He forcefully lifts you to a standing position, making sure to cop a feel as he does so. He then grabs you by your blonde hair and throws you in the back of his police cruiser and drives towards prison. "You shouldn't have run you know" he says to you.
A) Admit to everything
B) Stay quiet, fuck this pig.
>> oop get mad 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:44 No.333647103
huehuehuehuehue
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:34:58 No.333647141
>>333647021
>>333647021
There is no B!
Goddamn... that was the weakest fucking story I have ever written!
You always die!
Or you always succeed!
No one ever fucking gives up!
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!
What the fuck was that?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:35:32 No.333647212
Wow a choose your own story adventure on /b/ that didnt end in mass killing...wtf....candy-asss and roody-poos on tonnight
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:36:07 No.333647295
I'm tempted to not even post this in the fucking archive.
Fuck.
You want to go to the mall?
You don't want to bang the half-Asian chick? But you don't want to steal either?
You don't want to fuck Steph? Steph is fucking hot in real life...
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:36:11 No.333647309
>>333647141
He's right. I mean what the fuck. Who would choose getting arrested over a threesome?
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:36:16 No.333647321
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>>333647054
>cops driving you straight to prison
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:36:19 No.333647331
I don't know who the real story is and what is the fake anymore..
FuckingAngry, you should name and tripfag next time to avoid confusion from the TROLLs.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:36:55 No.333647410
>>333647331
I wrote the ending to the story, dude... I'm just disappointed with everyone. Honestly, that was weak. Weak!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:37:02 No.333647420
>>333647054
B
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:37:32 No.333647478
You wait for one of the officers to approach then you grab his pistol and you begin to wrestle with him...the other officer tries to intervene but then you kick the officer in the groin and you gain possession of the pistol, at this point you point the gun to the head of the officer you just kicked.
Do you....
a) pull the trigger
b) hold him hostage
c) get in your car and drive away
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:38:21 No.333647568
>>333647141
LMAO we barely had a sex scene in it...
I love you /b/!
And OP too.
This was hilarious!
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:38:53 No.333647642
>>333647331
If you pay attention it's not that hard to pick out OP's writing style.
>> Anonymous 06/11/11(Sat)04:39:37 No.333647732
>>333647568
>>333647568
Fuck that was frustrating...
Honestly, that was the least fulfilling story I have ever written, haha.
I'm not even going to bother sending it to Steph. She will be disappointed she barely did a damn thing in the story...
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